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I am Become Bilbo Baggins
I use AI rarely, and when I do it is for practical uses (Python or macro issues). However, sometimes I get the itch to just ask a ridiculous question, just to see how it responds.
I can't be the only one who does this?
I asksd Chat GPT recently this question, really because I was curious to see how it handles the absurd physics calculations. I was convinced Chat GPT would struggle, but it didn't let me down, although I was surprised to learn the Hobbits win the "fight"
The answer
Anybody else have a ridiculous question they asked AI for shits and giggles?
I can't be the only one who does this?
I asksd Chat GPT recently this question, really because I was curious to see how it handles the absurd physics calculations. I was convinced Chat GPT would struggle, but it didn't let me down, although I was surprised to learn the Hobbits win the "fight"
There is a fight on earth. 100 trillion moles (unit of measurement) of Godzills from the 2014 film, vs 1000 trillion moles (unit of measurement of Hobbits who can punch at 99.999999% the speed of light. Fight takes place in London. No comedy. I need to know realistically what would happen, plus how the fight would play out if it was physically possible
The answer
This is an extreme theoretical scenario involving quantities of matter so large they transcend ordinary physics and enter the realm of cosmic destruction. Let's break it down in two phases: realistically (what would physically happen with this matter on Earth) and hypothetically (what would happen if such beings could exist and function normally).
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REALISTICALLY: UNFATHOMABLE CATASTROPHE
Definitions:
1 mole = 6.022 × 10²³ entities (Avogadro's number)
100 trillion moles = 100 × 10¹² × 6.022 × 10²³ = 6.022 × 10³⁷ Godzillas
1000 trillion moles = 1000 × 10¹² × 6.022 × 10²³ = 6.022 × 10³⁸ Hobbits
MASS CALCULATIONS:
Mass of 1 Godzilla (2014): ~90,000 metric tons = 9 × 10⁷ kg
Total mass of all Godzillas:
kg
Mass of 1 Hobbit (say ~40 kg):
kg
Earth's Total Mass: ≈ kg
RESULT:
Mass of combatants alone > × Earth's mass
The moment this mass appears in London, Earth is immediately obliterated:
Instant gravitational collapse
Earth becomes a black hole or is torn apart by tidal forces
Solar system destabilizes, Sun may be ejected or absorbed
Relativistic kinetic energy from Hobbits adds to the devastation (explained next)
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PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT HYPOTHETICALLY POSSIBLE
Assuming the fight takes place in a universe that:
Can withstand this mass and energy without destroying itself
Allows beings of this scale to exist without gravitational collapse
Ignores relativity for functionality (e.g., no time dilation or infinite mass near light speed)
Then here's what would happen:
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HYPOTHETICAL FIGHT BREAKDOWN
The Godzillas
Number:
Each is a 120-meter apex predator
Atomic breath, massive physical strength
Work in packs or as an instinctive swarm
The Hobbits
Number: (10x more)
Humanoid, 1-meter tall
Punch at 99.999999% c, the speed of light
Mass: 40 kg per Hobbit
Kinetic energy per punch:
KE = \gamma m c^2 - mc^2 = (\gamma - 1)mc^2
KE \approx (7071 - 1) \cdot 40 \cdot c^2 \approx 2.5 \times 10^{21} \, \text{J} \text{ per punch}
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FIGHT TIMELINE (ASSUMING NO COMEDY, MAX SERIOUSNESS)
1. Initiation:
Godzillas roar, unleash atomic breath on the horizon.
The Hobbits move first—massively faster reaction and speed.
2. First Strike:
Millions of Hobbits punch simultaneously.
Every punch is like a continent-destroying nuclear blast.
The air ionizes, atmosphere is superheated into plasma.
3. Combat Phase:
Godzillas are tough, but can't withstand planet-cracking punches en masse.
They begin falling by the billions per second.
Godzillas retaliate, killing millions of Hobbits with tail whips, stomps, and atomic breath.
But for every dead Hobbit, 100 more arrive at near-light speed with punches.
4. Energy Saturation:
The sheer number of high-energy punches vaporizes the landscape.
Continents are blasted apart, oceans boil, air is replaced with expanding plasma.
London is obliterated instantly. The planet follows shortly.
5. Endgame:
Within seconds to minutes, the Godzillas are annihilated.
Remaining Hobbits are probably burning in the wake of their own destruction.
The planet is now a radioactive debris field in space.
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CONCLUSION
Aspect Outcome
Realistically Earth is destroyed by gravitational collapse or black hole formation.
Hypothetically The Hobbits overwhelm and annihilate the Godzillas within seconds.
Winner Hobbits, via relativistic punch supremacy.
Casualties Nearly total. The universe might not survive.
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If you want a follow-up on how this fight would play out on a galactic scale, or want visuals or simulation parameters, I can help expand.
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REALISTICALLY: UNFATHOMABLE CATASTROPHE Definitions:1 mole = 6.022 × 10²³ entities (Avogadro's number)
100 trillion moles = 100 × 10¹² × 6.022 × 10²³ = 6.022 × 10³⁷ Godzillas
1000 trillion moles = 1000 × 10¹² × 6.022 × 10²³ = 6.022 × 10³⁸ Hobbits
MASS CALCULATIONS:Mass of 1 Godzilla (2014): ~90,000 metric tons = 9 × 10⁷ kg
Total mass of all Godzillas:
kg
Mass of 1 Hobbit (say ~40 kg):
kg
Earth's Total Mass: ≈ kg RESULT:Mass of combatants alone > × Earth's mass
The moment this mass appears in London, Earth is immediately obliterated:
Instant gravitational collapse
Earth becomes a black hole or is torn apart by tidal forces
Solar system destabilizes, Sun may be ejected or absorbed
Relativistic kinetic energy from Hobbits adds to the devastation (explained next)
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PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT HYPOTHETICALLY POSSIBLEAssuming the fight takes place in a universe that:
Can withstand this mass and energy without destroying itself
Allows beings of this scale to exist without gravitational collapse
Ignores relativity for functionality (e.g., no time dilation or infinite mass near light speed)
Then here's what would happen:
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HYPOTHETICAL FIGHT BREAKDOWN The GodzillasNumber:
Each is a 120-meter apex predator
Atomic breath, massive physical strength
Work in packs or as an instinctive swarm
The HobbitsNumber: (10x more)
Humanoid, 1-meter tall
Punch at 99.999999% c, the speed of light
Mass: 40 kg per Hobbit
Kinetic energy per punch:
KE = \gamma m c^2 - mc^2 = (\gamma - 1)mc^2
KE \approx (7071 - 1) \cdot 40 \cdot c^2 \approx 2.5 \times 10^{21} \, \text{J} \text{ per punch}
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FIGHT TIMELINE (ASSUMING NO COMEDY, MAX SERIOUSNESS)1. Initiation:
Godzillas roar, unleash atomic breath on the horizon.
The Hobbits move first—massively faster reaction and speed.
2. First Strike:
Millions of Hobbits punch simultaneously.
Every punch is like a continent-destroying nuclear blast.
The air ionizes, atmosphere is superheated into plasma.
3. Combat Phase:
Godzillas are tough, but can't withstand planet-cracking punches en masse.
They begin falling by the billions per second.
Godzillas retaliate, killing millions of Hobbits with tail whips, stomps, and atomic breath.
But for every dead Hobbit, 100 more arrive at near-light speed with punches.
4. Energy Saturation:
The sheer number of high-energy punches vaporizes the landscape.
Continents are blasted apart, oceans boil, air is replaced with expanding plasma.
London is obliterated instantly. The planet follows shortly.
5. Endgame:
Within seconds to minutes, the Godzillas are annihilated.
Remaining Hobbits are probably burning in the wake of their own destruction.
The planet is now a radioactive debris field in space.
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CONCLUSIONAspect Outcome
Realistically Earth is destroyed by gravitational collapse or black hole formation.
Hypothetically The Hobbits overwhelm and annihilate the Godzillas within seconds.
Winner Hobbits, via relativistic punch supremacy.
Casualties Nearly total. The universe might not survive.
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If you want a follow-up on how this fight would play out on a galactic scale, or want visuals or simulation parameters, I can help expand.
Anybody else have a ridiculous question they asked AI for shits and giggles?
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