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I thought I'd post some thoughts about education (for kids 3-16 - I'll leave higher education to one side as that's a whole other topic) to kick off a bit of discussion and see where it leads, as in another thread I posted some thoughts as an aside but didn't want to hijack the thread with my crap.
First, some background on my own qualifications to speak on the topic. Scroll to the red bit if you don't give a shit about the background crap. First of all, I'm 38, and I missed about 3 years of school because I had anger management issues. During that time I taught myself how to program computers and that's how I ended up as a professional software developer for my primary career. I left school with a good set of GCSEs despite this, then buggered up my A-levels and buggered up a HND (half a degree) before just going into the IT industry without a degree. Later in life I got a degree in Psychology/Globalisation (the latter half is religion, politics, economics and culture) and a masters in computing.
During the mid-00s downturn in IT I taught courses to adults at the same college where I buggered up my A-levels (didn't have a degree at this point - to this day I still have no idea why they hired me). I enjoyed it, and got myself a degree before moving to Thailand to teach in an international school for 3 years (I was a diversity hire - they needed more men - but also really they mostly wanted my girlfriend at the time to teach the kindergarten class - I knew none of this at the time). The first two were spent teaching IT from grades 1 to 11 including an iGCSE program, the third I took charge of a primary school class where the girls were doing ok, but the boys were really struggling. There was a lot of bullying and bad behaviour in the class, it was awful. I made a few simple changes such as doing up the classroom myself so they'd respect their environment more and bringing discipline for everyone's benefit and the bullying went down a lot, the behaviour improved, and the kids were able to learn. The previous (lady) teacher hated the boys and it showed. Giving them a bit of time and help, and a bit of respect, enabled them to make good progress. No I'm not a particularly good teacher, but I found a few simple things which helped.
I came back to the UK to work in a British school as a teaching assistant while I put plans in place for a PGCE or MEd (at this point I had the degree), and this got me into lots of classrooms in a secondary school. I was honestly shocked at what I found. The 2nd (of 5) set of 15 year olds (year 10) could not do their times tables. There was rampant cheating with teaching assistants more or less doing the work for students that were known to be just too lazy to give any shits. Scribes in the exam were given to kids who were just lazy. The league table focus on getting as many C or above in GCSE meant that the focus was on precisely that, students around a C or a D. Anyone else was ignored. On the subject of GCSEs, the lower paper was at a level my 4th graders could handle. We were using Singaporean books when I taught in Thailand, and the standard was much much higher than the UK.
Misbheaviour wasn't the fault of the kid, it was the fault of the teacher. I had a useful knack for dealing with it, often fighting fires during classes in addition to the job of looking after whoever I was assigned to by giving a quick look, a brief signal, that I'd seen whatever was going on and they should stop it, but ultimately penalising teachers for bad student behaviour will lead to teachers not reporting it, which leads to it not being solved, but does make the stats look great.
Every lesson started "this will be in your GCSE exams". It was an exam factory. The teachers were bored, the kids were bored, I was bored, but with so much pressure to get exam results, it just got worse. In IT classes I'd show kids faster ways to do things and then get told off because my way didn't tick the boxes. Kids were constantly on their phones, and school policy was to ignore the issue.
I got out and went back to software development and now earn double what a good teacher would make, 4 times what I was on at that time, and don't have to deal with the nightmare of not being able to help these poor kids. I am still in contact with a number of teachers here and elsewhere in the world (the teaching staff in Thailand was very international and now they're all over the world) plus my wife's mother teaches primary and has done for a few decades, so her input is quite useful.
END OF BACKGROUND CRAP
So, with the background out of the way, here's some of my thoughts on education in the UK.
1. Early years teaching is fucked
As mentioned, my mother-in-law teaches primary school classes. Kids are arriving in a state that 10 years ago would have been unthinkable, unable to hold a pencil, to use a toilet, to feed themselves, far more often than has ever been seen before. This is not in a deprived area either. The current running theory among teachers I speak to is phone addiction on the part of the parents, and plonking the kid in front of a phone or tablet so they never get the stimulation they should get from the outside world.
2. Over-prescriptive curriculum and management embracing every new fad
See my earlier tale about computing classes. Every lesson must start with (apart from informing the kids that this will be in the GCSE exams for every class from year 8 and above) the learning objectives. Seriously. This did not happen when I went to school, but now the teacher must waste 5 fucking minutes writing the learning objectives on the board. The kids do not give a fuck. I don't want to tell them what they're going to learn, I just want to get on with helping them learn it. Never did it in Thailand, and it had no negative impact.
My mother-in-law is told that a certain number of non-PE lessons must be outdoors. In fucking Scotland, with small kids. Additionally, they have to go on a run at regular intervals outside of PE, which involves all the rigmarole you'd expect.
3. Obsession with measurement
Not everything can be measured. A balanced education can't be measured on a 20 point scale. We've lost the intangibles in pursuit of faux-science dressing itself up as the real thing by attaching numbers and statistics. This measurement is then misused by people who don't understand statistics, or who wilfully misuse them. Got statistics on bad behaviour? Great. Let's not look at which students are causing the most disruption, or whether certain times of day are worse due to students not being fed at home and being tired and hungry at school, nope, let's single out teachers who report bad behaviour as the problem. Magically the reports of problems go down and management look like fucking saviours of education, meanwhile the playground is something like the fucking hunger games.
4. Basics are being missed
How fucking hard is it to teach times tables? Answer? Not fucking hard at all. I even went a step further and built a little browser game for the kids to play each other, scoring points for getting them right and drawing a matrix for me to see which sums they struggled with - it would give them bonus points for getting the difficult ones right and the ones they kept getting wrong would mysteriously appear more often (can't think how that kept accidentally happening), and there would be a live league table while they were playing on the big projector in the class (I'd commandeer the computing room for this). The kids fucking loved it and their performance improved immensely. The competitive aspect of it made it exciting, the measurements I made made it useful, the smart sum-choice made it even more useful.
Memory is unfashionable and the powers that be don't want to focus on it anymore, but memory is vital. You memorise the shitty bits so that your brain isn't used processing simple stuff and can focus on the meatier bits. As a result of missing those bits we end up with kids struggling later on because they're spending valuable processing time on things that should be fucking automatic.
5. Piss-poor parenting
I had one kid whose parents didn't feed him. They gave him money, he bought doughnuts, because he's a fucking kid. He would then bounce off the walls at school. Another poor girl was thoroughly neglected, had to do all the housework while her brother did nothing but play games. She couldn't concentrate to do homework because of all the noise and general chaos at home. So many examples like those two just broke my heart. The problems in deprived areas (and I was working in one) are huge and multi-generational, and piss-poor parenting kicks off the cycle again for the next generation. Parents are often drug or alcohol addicts, sometimes Dad is absent either due to being an arsehole or being in prison, so no male role model. The poor fuckers didn't stand a chance.
6. Communication skills
The kids who were really struggling came from very chaotic home lives, but even above that there was still an undercurrent of poor communication skills, where communication consisted of shouting at each other, and the kids were mystified when told off for this. The reason, quite simply, is that that's how people talk to each other at home. I recognised this as soon as I saw it because I come from a working class background myself and my early twenties saw me in fairly struggling company (I knew many of the inmates of the nearest mental hospital) and they all had this particular manner of communication. No nuance, no calmness, just shouting. It wasn't necessarily meant aggressively but it came off that way. Partly it was also a product of the streets being pretty rough, so you had to appear tough to get out in one piece.
7. Little boxes
We had a few kids who were mildly autistic. They were irritated at being in chaotic classes full of assholes. I know because I was the exact same as a kid. The school did not handle it well, failing to understand that kids like that would just love a bit of quiet space to chill out and read a book. Let them use the fucking library instead of forcing them into the playground. Their lack of sociability was treated as a problem when in reality it was just that they didn't enjoy the company of a bunch of screaming kids, mostly preferring adult company, and who can blame them?
8. Special needs/behavioural difficulties mixing with mainstream
Many years ago someone had a wonderful idea, to put special needs children into mainstream schools so that they could integrate, and to bring kids with behavioural problems into the same mix. That's great for the troubled and challenged kids right? After all, they get a proper education rather than being hidden away out of sight out of mind. It's one of those really good intentions that leads to hell sad to say.
The troubled kids would invariably end up in the bottom sets, along with the kids from deprived homes (who were there because home was not a good place for learning due to chaos and non-supportive parents). You might expect that class would be an outlet for those kids, an opportunity for them to make up some of the ground lost as a result of their home lives. Nope, we throw in kids with limited cognitive function to slow the class down below the level these kids could potentially reach, and add fuel to the fire by mixing in the disruptive kids. The teacher might get lucky and get a teaching assistant or two but most of the lesson is fire-fighting, with very little actual learning going on, and before you know it we've failed our kids. But what of the top sets where you might have some kids from poor backgrounds who against all odds have fought their way to the top? Well, of course you also have some smarter disruptive kids and they end up monopolising the time of the teacher too, or worse causing trouble that the teacher is unaware of. It helps nobody.
9. A man-free zone
I was a diversity hire in both of my school jobs. I had no idea at the time but it's pretty fucking obvious now. There are very few male teachers (in part because of society assuming that any male working with kids is trying to fuck them - that was something I encountered a great deal and all male staff were only too aware of the risks of being anywhere near a female student). That means little opportunity for a positive male role model for many fatherless kids. It also means that education is focused in on what works for girls. Boys behaviour is seen as inherently bad. Unfortunately the staff room was a very unwelcome place for men at the school where I worked, which only added to my desire to leave. There's a reason boys are failing in schools and this undoubtedly contributes. That's not to say that all female teachers suck, many are very good at what they do and almost all are trying very very hard in difficult circumstances, but you need male influence to understand why group-work isn't always the best solution, why a bit of rough-housing is not a big deal, etc.
There's a shitload more, but it'll turn into war and peace so I'll pause there for now and add later, and I want to get other people's contributions and see where that steers the thread. I look forward to seeing what you bunch of reprobates have to say!
EDIT: Added 8 and 9.
First, some background on my own qualifications to speak on the topic. Scroll to the red bit if you don't give a shit about the background crap. First of all, I'm 38, and I missed about 3 years of school because I had anger management issues. During that time I taught myself how to program computers and that's how I ended up as a professional software developer for my primary career. I left school with a good set of GCSEs despite this, then buggered up my A-levels and buggered up a HND (half a degree) before just going into the IT industry without a degree. Later in life I got a degree in Psychology/Globalisation (the latter half is religion, politics, economics and culture) and a masters in computing.
During the mid-00s downturn in IT I taught courses to adults at the same college where I buggered up my A-levels (didn't have a degree at this point - to this day I still have no idea why they hired me). I enjoyed it, and got myself a degree before moving to Thailand to teach in an international school for 3 years (I was a diversity hire - they needed more men - but also really they mostly wanted my girlfriend at the time to teach the kindergarten class - I knew none of this at the time). The first two were spent teaching IT from grades 1 to 11 including an iGCSE program, the third I took charge of a primary school class where the girls were doing ok, but the boys were really struggling. There was a lot of bullying and bad behaviour in the class, it was awful. I made a few simple changes such as doing up the classroom myself so they'd respect their environment more and bringing discipline for everyone's benefit and the bullying went down a lot, the behaviour improved, and the kids were able to learn. The previous (lady) teacher hated the boys and it showed. Giving them a bit of time and help, and a bit of respect, enabled them to make good progress. No I'm not a particularly good teacher, but I found a few simple things which helped.
I came back to the UK to work in a British school as a teaching assistant while I put plans in place for a PGCE or MEd (at this point I had the degree), and this got me into lots of classrooms in a secondary school. I was honestly shocked at what I found. The 2nd (of 5) set of 15 year olds (year 10) could not do their times tables. There was rampant cheating with teaching assistants more or less doing the work for students that were known to be just too lazy to give any shits. Scribes in the exam were given to kids who were just lazy. The league table focus on getting as many C or above in GCSE meant that the focus was on precisely that, students around a C or a D. Anyone else was ignored. On the subject of GCSEs, the lower paper was at a level my 4th graders could handle. We were using Singaporean books when I taught in Thailand, and the standard was much much higher than the UK.
Misbheaviour wasn't the fault of the kid, it was the fault of the teacher. I had a useful knack for dealing with it, often fighting fires during classes in addition to the job of looking after whoever I was assigned to by giving a quick look, a brief signal, that I'd seen whatever was going on and they should stop it, but ultimately penalising teachers for bad student behaviour will lead to teachers not reporting it, which leads to it not being solved, but does make the stats look great.
Every lesson started "this will be in your GCSE exams". It was an exam factory. The teachers were bored, the kids were bored, I was bored, but with so much pressure to get exam results, it just got worse. In IT classes I'd show kids faster ways to do things and then get told off because my way didn't tick the boxes. Kids were constantly on their phones, and school policy was to ignore the issue.
I got out and went back to software development and now earn double what a good teacher would make, 4 times what I was on at that time, and don't have to deal with the nightmare of not being able to help these poor kids. I am still in contact with a number of teachers here and elsewhere in the world (the teaching staff in Thailand was very international and now they're all over the world) plus my wife's mother teaches primary and has done for a few decades, so her input is quite useful.
END OF BACKGROUND CRAP
So, with the background out of the way, here's some of my thoughts on education in the UK.
1. Early years teaching is fucked
As mentioned, my mother-in-law teaches primary school classes. Kids are arriving in a state that 10 years ago would have been unthinkable, unable to hold a pencil, to use a toilet, to feed themselves, far more often than has ever been seen before. This is not in a deprived area either. The current running theory among teachers I speak to is phone addiction on the part of the parents, and plonking the kid in front of a phone or tablet so they never get the stimulation they should get from the outside world.
2. Over-prescriptive curriculum and management embracing every new fad
See my earlier tale about computing classes. Every lesson must start with (apart from informing the kids that this will be in the GCSE exams for every class from year 8 and above) the learning objectives. Seriously. This did not happen when I went to school, but now the teacher must waste 5 fucking minutes writing the learning objectives on the board. The kids do not give a fuck. I don't want to tell them what they're going to learn, I just want to get on with helping them learn it. Never did it in Thailand, and it had no negative impact.
My mother-in-law is told that a certain number of non-PE lessons must be outdoors. In fucking Scotland, with small kids. Additionally, they have to go on a run at regular intervals outside of PE, which involves all the rigmarole you'd expect.
3. Obsession with measurement
Not everything can be measured. A balanced education can't be measured on a 20 point scale. We've lost the intangibles in pursuit of faux-science dressing itself up as the real thing by attaching numbers and statistics. This measurement is then misused by people who don't understand statistics, or who wilfully misuse them. Got statistics on bad behaviour? Great. Let's not look at which students are causing the most disruption, or whether certain times of day are worse due to students not being fed at home and being tired and hungry at school, nope, let's single out teachers who report bad behaviour as the problem. Magically the reports of problems go down and management look like fucking saviours of education, meanwhile the playground is something like the fucking hunger games.
4. Basics are being missed
How fucking hard is it to teach times tables? Answer? Not fucking hard at all. I even went a step further and built a little browser game for the kids to play each other, scoring points for getting them right and drawing a matrix for me to see which sums they struggled with - it would give them bonus points for getting the difficult ones right and the ones they kept getting wrong would mysteriously appear more often (can't think how that kept accidentally happening), and there would be a live league table while they were playing on the big projector in the class (I'd commandeer the computing room for this). The kids fucking loved it and their performance improved immensely. The competitive aspect of it made it exciting, the measurements I made made it useful, the smart sum-choice made it even more useful.
Memory is unfashionable and the powers that be don't want to focus on it anymore, but memory is vital. You memorise the shitty bits so that your brain isn't used processing simple stuff and can focus on the meatier bits. As a result of missing those bits we end up with kids struggling later on because they're spending valuable processing time on things that should be fucking automatic.
5. Piss-poor parenting
I had one kid whose parents didn't feed him. They gave him money, he bought doughnuts, because he's a fucking kid. He would then bounce off the walls at school. Another poor girl was thoroughly neglected, had to do all the housework while her brother did nothing but play games. She couldn't concentrate to do homework because of all the noise and general chaos at home. So many examples like those two just broke my heart. The problems in deprived areas (and I was working in one) are huge and multi-generational, and piss-poor parenting kicks off the cycle again for the next generation. Parents are often drug or alcohol addicts, sometimes Dad is absent either due to being an arsehole or being in prison, so no male role model. The poor fuckers didn't stand a chance.
6. Communication skills
The kids who were really struggling came from very chaotic home lives, but even above that there was still an undercurrent of poor communication skills, where communication consisted of shouting at each other, and the kids were mystified when told off for this. The reason, quite simply, is that that's how people talk to each other at home. I recognised this as soon as I saw it because I come from a working class background myself and my early twenties saw me in fairly struggling company (I knew many of the inmates of the nearest mental hospital) and they all had this particular manner of communication. No nuance, no calmness, just shouting. It wasn't necessarily meant aggressively but it came off that way. Partly it was also a product of the streets being pretty rough, so you had to appear tough to get out in one piece.
7. Little boxes
We had a few kids who were mildly autistic. They were irritated at being in chaotic classes full of assholes. I know because I was the exact same as a kid. The school did not handle it well, failing to understand that kids like that would just love a bit of quiet space to chill out and read a book. Let them use the fucking library instead of forcing them into the playground. Their lack of sociability was treated as a problem when in reality it was just that they didn't enjoy the company of a bunch of screaming kids, mostly preferring adult company, and who can blame them?
8. Special needs/behavioural difficulties mixing with mainstream
Many years ago someone had a wonderful idea, to put special needs children into mainstream schools so that they could integrate, and to bring kids with behavioural problems into the same mix. That's great for the troubled and challenged kids right? After all, they get a proper education rather than being hidden away out of sight out of mind. It's one of those really good intentions that leads to hell sad to say.
The troubled kids would invariably end up in the bottom sets, along with the kids from deprived homes (who were there because home was not a good place for learning due to chaos and non-supportive parents). You might expect that class would be an outlet for those kids, an opportunity for them to make up some of the ground lost as a result of their home lives. Nope, we throw in kids with limited cognitive function to slow the class down below the level these kids could potentially reach, and add fuel to the fire by mixing in the disruptive kids. The teacher might get lucky and get a teaching assistant or two but most of the lesson is fire-fighting, with very little actual learning going on, and before you know it we've failed our kids. But what of the top sets where you might have some kids from poor backgrounds who against all odds have fought their way to the top? Well, of course you also have some smarter disruptive kids and they end up monopolising the time of the teacher too, or worse causing trouble that the teacher is unaware of. It helps nobody.
9. A man-free zone
I was a diversity hire in both of my school jobs. I had no idea at the time but it's pretty fucking obvious now. There are very few male teachers (in part because of society assuming that any male working with kids is trying to fuck them - that was something I encountered a great deal and all male staff were only too aware of the risks of being anywhere near a female student). That means little opportunity for a positive male role model for many fatherless kids. It also means that education is focused in on what works for girls. Boys behaviour is seen as inherently bad. Unfortunately the staff room was a very unwelcome place for men at the school where I worked, which only added to my desire to leave. There's a reason boys are failing in schools and this undoubtedly contributes. That's not to say that all female teachers suck, many are very good at what they do and almost all are trying very very hard in difficult circumstances, but you need male influence to understand why group-work isn't always the best solution, why a bit of rough-housing is not a big deal, etc.
There's a shitload more, but it'll turn into war and peace so I'll pause there for now and add later, and I want to get other people's contributions and see where that steers the thread. I look forward to seeing what you bunch of reprobates have to say!
EDIT: Added 8 and 9.
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