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[DECK'ARD]

Good God.

It's already off to a fantastically bad start!

 

[SpoonyBard]

Is this the transvestite that won?

Why do you hate Harry Potter

 

[Xater]

WTFisthisshit.jpg

 

[Dever]

Is this the transvestite that won?

Huh? Last years transvestite came in second. This is the lesbian(I think).

 

[Souldriver]

Good God.

It's already off to a fantastically bad start!

Which is eurovision speak for a good start.

 

[Wes]

Reminds me of Hiro. Except this person ability seems to be to make ears bleed.

 

[GringoLOCOo]

YEAHHHH EUROVISIONNNN

sorry couldnt help myself

 

[Lakitu]

How the fuck did this win?? :lol

 

[Shahadan]

What an ugly design.

 

[MrPing1000]

We are the winners of eurovision!

Jesus Christ what is this shit this weird man/woman thing is damaging my soul.

 

[chickensoup]

Backing dancers just got more interesting

 

[Lakitu]

The dancing girls make me happy

 

[Shahadan]

How the fuck did this win?? :lol

It was far less ridiculous and without electro/dance arrangements out of place. It was meh thought.

 

[MrPing1000]

Backing dancers just got more interesting

By interesting you mean really shit?

LOL Wogan

Wogan is God, we're 5 minutes in and he's already fucking awesome.

 

[Blablurn]

The dancing girls make me happy

they reminded me of the silent hill nurses

 

[Wes]

Hahaha I love Terry.

 

[Souldriver]

It was far less ridiculous and without electro/dance arrangements out of place. It was meh thought.

OH NO YOU DI'NT!!! YOU DONT DISS VERKA

 

[Lakitu]

Ah crap my family wants me to go down and watch it with them... nooo

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Even he is in GAF.

Go Go Chikilicuatre!!!

 

[GringoLOCOo]

My Goddd not the same hosts again

oh shit lol

 

[Xater]

I can get behind the women moderator though. RAWR

 

[Peru]

Transcription of Wogan highlights for those of us without him.

 

[Xater]

Romania starts...boooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

 

[DECK'ARD]

Spain isn't on till 22nd.

I fully support Spain and his plastic toy guitar.

 

[Souldriver]

I'm just cracking up at the thought of an outsider (for example an American) looking at this. How the fuck do you explain this shit? :lol

 

[GringoLOCOo]

my my this song just got interesting

 

[Xater]

I'm just cracking up at the thought of an outsider (for example an American) looking at this. How the fuck do you explain this shit? :lol

We are european wer are...eh... excentric?

 

[OnkelC]

oh shit

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

I'm just cracking up at the thought of an outsider (for example an American) looking at this. How the fuck do you explain this shit? :lol

"We like to be even more ridiculous than you, just for fun"

 

[Stop It]

Right, just watched the Romanian entry (God I love Virgin Media's lyric translation service), it sounded ok, but by god the lyrics translated badly, our entry (UK) next, good luck Andy Abraham!

 

[Souldriver]

The woman sang out a tune quite a few times.

I'm not sure if I should report on this, cause I think I'll just have to repeat it every 3 minutes.

 

[SpoonyBard]

100 million viewers... oh boy. I didn't hate that first song, maybe because I'm already slightly drunk.

 

[Peru]

I'm just cracking up at the thought of an outsider (for example an American) looking at this. How the fuck do you explain this shit? :lol

I'm hoping some of them will take this opportunity and tell us what they see.

Stream: http://www.eurovision.tv/splash/index.html

 

[Wes]

Well I think our entry here should at least get 4 points.

 

[GringoLOCOo]

this has got to be the WORST SONG ENTRY EVER .

and i'm from the uk :-I

 

[Souldriver]

I really like the stage this year. It looks massive and is very changable.



The UK song really reminds me of another song, but I can't put my finger on it.

 

[Xater]

100 million viewers... oh boy. I didn't hate that first song, maybe because I'm already slightly drunk.

I wish I could drink...

Hey the UK entry doesn't sound as half-assed as usual.

 

[OnkelC]

i'm in pain

 

[Peru]

I've heard the UK song, well, maybe 6 times? And I can't remember anything of it, even WHILE LISTENING TO IT. The most faceless, tuneless, anonymous 'nothing' ever entered.

 

[Stop It]

Massively biased post incoming:

Finally, an entry that actually has some basis in actual singing prowess, in fact I would say on Merit this our best entry since Jessica Garlick. Shame the genre isn't very Eurovision friendly, because this song deserves a top 5 finish, being 2nd, the slot of death, doesn't help.

Ah well, good luck and VOTE UK BITCHES.

 

[SpoonyBard]

This is kind of annoying...but not as bad as what UK tried last year.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

this has got to be the WORST SONG ENTRY EVER .

and i'm from the uk :-I

C'mon is not that bad.

Tries to be like those disco 70's song, but it fails, but at least it tries....

 

[Xater]

I've heard the UK song, well, maybe 6 times? And I can't remember anything of it, even WHILE LISTENING TO IT. The most faceless, tuneless, anonymous 'nothing' ever entered.

It's better than this horrible plane thing I remeber though.

 

[OnkelC]

guy stop fapping, she's only 16

 

[chickensoup]

Finally, an entry that actually has some basis in actual singing prowess, in fact I would say on Merit this our best entry since Jessica Garlick.

Sounds like Wogan agrees with you, although this probably says more about the crap we usually enter than the quality of this song.

 

[Xater]

Let me be first to say.

I'd hit it.

 

[DECK'ARD]

The UK entry is a complete non-song.

It's like a well produced and sung equivalent of a stick of celery. Totally bland. I predict nil pois.

 

[Stop It]

Aw the UK hate here (From my own compatriots) is a bit saddening, would you rather have another Daz Samspon or *shudders* Scooch? Exactly, at least one thing is for certain, our entry is better than Albania's, which sounds frankly rubbish.

 

[John Dunbar]

Albania chick is quite the looker, and the song isn't totally terrible. Probably because I can't understand a word, but still.

 

[Xater]

guy stop fapping, she's only 16

Damn it! :lol