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The Final Bosman Show

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So um... The last episode of The Final Bosman was about E3 being a special time and all that. Bosman losing the spirit of E3 and finding it through his friends and genetic clones. Then Sony pulled the holy trinity. It's an E3 miracle, and I think Bosman is to thank. He showed the world the true meaning of E3 and Sony repaid him in kind.
 
So um... The last episode of The Final Bosman was about E3 being a special time and all that. Bosman losing the spirit of E3 and finding it through his friends and genetic clones. Then Sony pulled the holy trinity. It's an E3 miracle, and I think Bosman is to thank. He showed the world the true meaning of E3 and Sony repaid him in kind.

Haha, I watched the GT stream and their reactions during Sony's presser were fucking incredible, Kyle standing on his chair, Huber crying manly tears....man what an E3.
 
So what bets have already been settled? I don't have time to rewatch the whole special, but off the top of my head:

-There will be no booing: Kyle lost this one. The crowd facetiously booed at Bethesda when they pretended to end the conference before debuting Fallout 4.

-Street Fighter V will feature a Sony guest character: Nope. Another loss for Kyle.

-Destiny will be featured a total of less than 5 minutes over every conference combined: I think this was actually true. The presentation of the Destiny expansion at Sony's conference seems lower than that, and that's the only conference it was featured that. It pretty obviously won't be at Nintendo or Square-Enix's conferences tomorrow.

-Amount of kills in the Doom gameplay reveal:: Huber guessed 40 and Kyle guessed 110. Funnily enough I feel like the kill count was somewhere between there.

-The Last Guardian will not only be featured, but have an exact release date: Too specific, sorry Kyle. :[

-A Shenmue game will be announced: Even after decreasing the width of his net, Huber gets three points.

I feel like there was more that was decided today, but again, this was entirely from memory. It seems like, so far, we can get ready for Kyle's one hour standup special. It feels weird to root for Huber but I really want to see that shit.
 
I need that E3 reactions all clipped and loaded on Youtube. Last Guardian, FF7 Remake and the Shenmue 3.

Just when I thought Huber can't get more hyped. Man, that was awesome.
 
Final Bets results show will be epic!

I am hoping for an epic opening montage, with slow motion tracking shots of Bossman crying and walking in slow motion across GT offices with TGL/FF7 reveal twitchstream screaming in the background, and Hyber crying and walking in slow motion across GT offices with his Shenmue twitchstream screaming in the background, and then epic bro hug. Points from their final bets are given right there at the very start, and then the rest of the question get answered.

That's right. This E3 was so epic I was forced to write a fucking fanfic of the Final Bets episode. I blame Sony.
 
can anyone link me to bosman first episode where he goes at the end saying how cool it would be to end Sony conference saying, What you guys thought was the Last of Us is indeed The Last Guardian and then he goes doing explosion noises and mind fuck gestures.
 
That was a nice episode, I always like seeing some footage of the actual showfloor.

Those vibe rating were surprisingly accurate.
 
"you know we talk a lot about what you can take pictures next to and what games people are showing but, like, Square Enix, props on the carpet."


lol
 
slight correction for Kyle

at the Nintendo booth that wasn't where you just got your photo taken, it's where you got your .gif taken

they were making .gifs of people jumping and hitting a ?-block with an item coming out
 
Best of the E3 specials I think. Was interesting seeing the different approaches to marketing.

I hope Bosman goes all the way with the anti-comedy in his stand-up special. That's the only way he can make it work.
 
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