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The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars

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Phonomezer

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Kyon said:
Gagita's irrelevance this year
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Who?

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Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
I cant believe I am going to do this, but since I really like PK:RR....

inthezone said:
And then he dares call Rih's music generic when he stans Icki Minaj, who just released an album whose second half is full of generic trash? i-fucking-cannot.
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Sis, then what the hell is Loud and Talk The Talk, if Roman Reloaded is generic trash then Rihanus discography can be compared to goat droppings, oh wait it is.

Onika Tanya Maraj with just one release already has a #1 album and is about to get another one next week while you fave is on her 7th with no such luck, maybe she should try to release when there is no good music around
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dont come for my stupid hoe.
 
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Koodo

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inthezone said:
Poor Marius, I can understand his frustrations. His fave has been basically a non-presence for a while now, meanwhile Rih delivered one of the biggest hits of decade and her career.
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I see you've made some amendments.

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And then he dares call Rih's music generic when he stans Icki Minaj, who just released an album whose second half is full of generic trash? i-fucking-cannot.
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Just the second half? That's being incredibly generous.
 
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Mau ®

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Marius_ said:
I cant believe I am going to do this, but since I really like PK:RR....
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Of course you would
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Onika Tanya Maraj with just one release already has a #1 album and is about to get another one next week while you fave is on her 7th with no such luck, maybe she should try to release when there is no good music around
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I guess a #1 album is cute and all. But you know what's better? Having the longest running #1 by a female since "We Belong Together"
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You really should think about what my good sis Kyon said about banning yoself. Might do you good
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Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
#5 - Starships
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#34 - Birthday Cake
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#37 - Talk That Talk

#oop



and no I am not banning myself, you will just have to deal with the true tea
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twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
i'm pretty sure that rihanna's business plan is to flood the world with so many albums and singles that it will be statistically speaking almost impossible to not buy a rihanna album or single when you walk into a record shop
 
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Mumei

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Koodo said:
"Even ants have a queen."

#death


"Well etch & sketch, meet terms and conditions, nobody reads me."

#redeath
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Rihanna: "You know, Janet, if your voice was a car it would be a Dodge. The way you duck those high notes? Yeah."

Beyonce: "If Janet is a Dodge, Rihanna, you pretty much rolling around in Heelys."

Mariah: "Mine would be a Range Rover."

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Kyon

Banned
When she called Aretha Angus im died.

When Bey told Kelly she wasnt given permission to talk im died again

#CryingOnKey

When Diana and Janet talk about fans of the new artists out now calling their faves Queen i agreed 1000% The Lessors need to be reminded the real Queens are still alive and kicking lordt
 
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Mau ®

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Marius_ said:
#5 - Starships
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#34 - Birthday Cake
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#37 - Talk That Talk

#oop



and no I am not banning myself, you will just have to deal with the true tea
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I'd expect Starships to be on the Top 10. Afterall, it was just promoted on Idol lol

Birthday Cake is not even a single. TTT is only an urban single. You did try though.
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Let's talk when Icky gets a #1 hit of her own... or at all
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The God of Nonexistence

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inthezone said:
Let's talk when Icky gets a #1 hit of her own... or at all
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I'm surprised that she has had no number ones yet period, whether in a collaboration or on her own. As it appears her highest charted single (Super Bass) only went as high as number 3, so she's still a chart topping virgin...

Starships should change that, because after all they were meant to fly... straight to #1.
 
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Mau ®

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The God of Nonexistence said:
I'm surprised that she has had no number ones yet period, whether in a collaboration or on her own. As it appears her highest charted single (Super Bass) only went as high as number 3, so she's still a chart topping virgin...
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It's very surprising considering she's flooded the market with so many featurings. Just listen to any major pop or urban radio station for an hour and you're bound to hear at least 3 Nicki songs (either her own songs OR featurings).
 
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Mumei

Member
Crumpet Trumpet said:
Lasagna

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"You know, I think we need a new team, aside from the two that we already have. This team should be called ABC. A Bitch Can't. A bitch can't get a hit, a bitch can't get on the charts, a bitch can't get a Grammy. A bitch just can't."

So who is on this team?
 
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Kyon

Banned
Mumei said:
"You know, I think we need a new team, aside from the two that we already have. This team should be called ABC. A Bitch Can't. A bitch can't get a hit, a bitch can't get on the charts, a bitch can't get a Grammy. A bitch just can't."

So who is on this team?
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Well she can't do Kelly because she was the first one in DC3 to get a Grammy *files nails* the 3rd member of DC3 who no one knows falls in this category though
 
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DMeisterJ

Banned
Mumei said:
"You know, I think we need a new team, aside from the two that we already have. This team should be called ABC. A Bitch Can't. A bitch can't get a hit, a bitch can't get on the charts, a bitch can't get a Grammy. A bitch just can't."

So who is on this team?
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Ashanti
Ciara
Keri Hilson
Brandy
Monica
Amerie
Michelle Williams
Aubrey O'Day
Christina Milian

There's some more, but I forget them.
 
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Kyon

Banned
Don't you dare come for Ciara Princess Harris's $2.00 nappy crusty and dusty wig by putting her in the ABC Team! Fantasy Ride and Basic Instinct may have been certified cardboard but The bitch CAN because she has a Grammy, 8 top ten hit singles, (1 number one guess which that is lol) A number one album certified triple platinum and several other unimportant credentials plus the fact that she can out-dance all your faves minus Chris Brown(fuck da haters lol)
MY PRINCESS OF CRUNK SHALL RETURN TO EAT YOUR FAVES SOON 
whenever that is..... probably never fml
 
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SecretMoblin

Member
DMeisterJ said:
Ashanti
Ciara
Keri Hilson
Brandy
Monica
Amerie
Michelle Williams
Aubrey O'Day
Christina Milian

There's some more, but I forget them.
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If we're talking just Grammys, sure, but most of those ladies are certified hitmakers—perhaps not in this era, but hitmakers nonetheless. Brandy is still one of the best-selling solo female artists ever.

So most of these bitches can.
 
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Kyon

Banned
SecretMoblin said:
If we're talking just Grammys, sure, but most of those ladies are certified hitmakers—perhaps not in this era, but hitmakers nonetheless. Brandy is still one of the best-selling solo female artists ever.

So most of these bitches can.
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Pretty much except still no one knows who Ashanti and Michelle Williams are (looks around)
 
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DMeisterJ

Banned
SecretMoblin said:
If we're talking just Grammys, sure, but most of those ladies are certified hitmakers—perhaps not in this era, but hitmakers nonetheless. Brandy is still one of the best-selling solo female artists ever.

So most of these bitches can.
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Correct. Most of these bitches 'did'. As in past tense. They haven't, and can't do any of those things now.
 
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Mumei

Member
SecretMoblin said:
If we're talking just Grammys, sure, but most of those ladies are certified hitmakers—perhaps not in this era, but hitmakers nonetheless. Brandy is still one of the best-selling solo female artists ever.

So most of these bitches can.
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... How about Nicole Scherzinger?
 
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SecretMoblin

Member
Mumei said:
... How about Nicole Scherzinger?
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I had to Wikipedia her :/

Though to be perfectly honest, I can't even name a single song from half of the girls DMeisterJ posted. Who the hel... excuse me, whew the hell is "Keri Hilson"? Or "Aubrey O'Day"? They sound like names ripped from a cheap romance novel.
 
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Mumei

Member
SecretMoblin said:
I had to Wikipedia her :/

Though to be perfectly honest, I can't even name a single song from half of the girls DMeisterJ posted. Who the hel... excuse me, whew the hell is "Keri Hilson"? Or "Aubrey O'Day"? They sound like names ripped from a cheap romance novel.
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Where's that hilarious gif of her in tears on The X-Factor when you need it?

PhoenixDark said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2JBMNBbKo

i can't breath
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I love when he does that thing with his lows - that Eb2 and G2 are just *shudders*
 
Christopher

Christopher

Member
I never saw the music video for beautiful, but from the conversations in this thread I sought it out, and that video was just amazingly done...I wonder if Christina can make a come back, cause I remember seeing her image from the last album and was shocked
 
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