The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars
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I cant believe I am going to do this, but since I really like PK:RR....
Sis, then what the hell is Loud and Talk The Talk, if Roman Reloaded is generic trash then Rihanus discography can be compared to goat droppings, oh wait it is.
Onika Tanya Maraj with just one release already has a #1 album and is about to get another one next week while you fave is on her 7th with no such luck, maybe she should try to release when there is no good music around
dont come for my stupid hoe.
Sis, then what the hell is Loud and Talk The Talk, if Roman Reloaded is generic trash then Rihanus discography can be compared to goat droppings, oh wait it is.
Onika Tanya Maraj with just one release already has a #1 album and is about to get another one next week while you fave is on her 7th with no such luck, maybe she should try to release when there is no good music around
dont come for my stupid hoe.
Of course you would
I guess a #1 album is cute and all. But you know what's better? Having the longest running #1 by a female since "We Belong Together"
You really should think about what my good sis Kyon said about banning yoself. Might do you good
The God of Nonexistence
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(PARODY) "Don't Call It A Throwback" - Got 2B Real - Episode 4 - Season 2
<3
Oh my God it's amazing.
<3
Oh my God it's amazing.
"Even ants have a queen."
#death
"Well etch & sketch, meet terms and conditions, nobody reads me."
#redeath
Rihanna: "You know, Janet, if your voice was a car it would be a Dodge. The way you duck those high notes? Yeah."
Beyonce: "If Janet is a Dodge, Rihanna, you pretty much rolling around in Heelys."
Mariah: "Mine would be a Range Rover."
When she called Aretha Angus im died.
When Bey told Kelly she wasnt given permission to talk im died again
#CryingOnKey
When Diana and Janet talk about fans of the new artists out now calling their faves Queen i agreed 1000% The Lessors need to be reminded the real Queens are still alive and kicking lordt
When Bey told Kelly she wasnt given permission to talk im died again
#CryingOnKey
When Diana and Janet talk about fans of the new artists out now calling their faves Queen i agreed 1000% The Lessors need to be reminded the real Queens are still alive and kicking lordt
The God of Nonexistence
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Are you sure they're still alive and not just animated corpses
Crumpet Trumpet
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Lasagna
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Phonomezer
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Amazing.
#5 - Starships
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#34 - Birthday Cake
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#37 - Talk That Talk
#oop
and no I am not banning myself, you will just have to deal with the true tea
I'd expect Starships to be on the Top 10. Afterall, it was just promoted on Idol lol
Birthday Cake is not even a single. TTT is only an urban single. You did try though.
Let's talk when Icky gets a #1 hit of her own... or at all
The God of Nonexistence
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I'm surprised that she has had no number ones yet period, whether in a collaboration or on her own. As it appears her highest charted single (Super Bass) only went as high as number 3, so she's still a chart topping virgin...Let's talk when Icky gets a #1 hit of her own... or at all
Starships should change that, because after all they were meant to fly... straight to #1.
The God of Nonexistence
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It's very surprising considering she's flooded the market with so many featurings. Just listen to any major pop or urban radio station for an hour and you're bound to hear at least 3 Nicki songs (either her own songs OR featurings).
"You know, I think we need a new team, aside from the two that we already have. This team should be called ABC. A Bitch Can't. A bitch can't get a hit, a bitch can't get on the charts, a bitch can't get a Grammy. A bitch just can't."
So who is on this team?
Well she can't do Kelly because she was the first one in DC3 to get a Grammy *files nails* the 3rd member of DC3 who no one knows falls in this category though
Ashanti
Ciara
Keri Hilson
Brandy
Monica
Amerie
Michelle Williams
Aubrey O'Day
Christina Milian
There's some more, but I forget them.
krypt0nian
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I almost DIED
krypt0nian
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DIED
Don't you dare come for Ciara Princess Harris's $2.00 nappy crusty and dusty wig by putting her in the ABC Team! Fantasy Ride and Basic Instinct may have been certified cardboard but The bitch CAN because she has a Grammy, 8 top ten hit singles, (1 number one guess which that is lol) A number one album certified triple platinum and several other unimportant credentials plus the fact that she can out-dance all your faves minus Chris Brown(fuck da haters lol)
MY PRINCESS OF CRUNK SHALL RETURN TO EAT YOUR FAVES SOON
MY PRINCESS OF CRUNK SHALL RETURN TO EAT YOUR FAVES SOON
whenever that is..... probably never fml
Phonomezer
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The last time I saw Ciara was when she did Lose Control with Missy.
SecretMoblin
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If we're talking just Grammys, sure, but most of those ladies are certified hitmakersperhaps not in this era, but hitmakers nonetheless. Brandy is still one of the best-selling solo female artists ever.
So most of these bitches can.
Pretty much except still no one knows who Ashanti and Michelle Williams are (looks around)
Correct. Most of these bitches 'did'. As in past tense. They haven't, and can't do any of those things now.
Phonomezer
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I think you mean DAME MICHELLE WILLIAMS QUEEN OF POP.
Jayayess1190
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By the way, I am waiting on Brandy's comeback. Her new cd will be out soon.
QUEEN B:
QUEEN B:
... How about Nicole Scherzinger?
PhoenixDark
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By the way, I am waiting on Brandy's comeback. Her new cd will be out soon.
QUEEN B:
Don't you forget it
SecretMoblin
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I had to Wikipedia her :/
Though to be perfectly honest, I can't even name a single song from half of the girls DMeisterJ posted. Who the hel... excuse me, whew the hell is "Keri Hilson"? Or "Aubrey O'Day"? They sound like names ripped from a cheap romance novel.
Leona Lewis
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I just orgasmed.
Where's that hilarious gif of her in tears on The X-Factor when you need it?
I love when he does that thing with his lows - that Eb2 and G2 are just *shudders*
Leona Lewis
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Crumpet Trumpet
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XFactor is such a hot mess. I miss it already.
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SecretMoblin
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Huh. Never heard it until now. But most people here know my feelings on Timbalame, and that song is hardly going to change my views on the matter.
She's pretty, though!
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Christopher
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I never saw the music video for beautiful, but from the conversations in this thread I sought it out, and that video was just amazingly done...I wonder if Christina can make a come back, cause I remember seeing her image from the last album and was shocked
The God of Nonexistence
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Official beta video for Katy Perry's new single is up. It sounds like a Ke$ha track.
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