Life's little annoyances. People do stupid shit. List them all here.
Let's begin -
People who hold up a line at the cafeteria fountain drink machine while they wait for the fizz to drop down so they can get a few more sips crammed into their 32 oz cups.
People who ignore the This Lane Ends signs and then try to bully their way over at the merge point.
5'2" soccer mommies in Excursions.
Broke name-brand label whores who look down on you for not wearing labels.
Nike symbols in the back windows of '88 Honda Accords.
People wearing Jordans coming out of welfare offices.
Cell-phone talkers using their outside voices inside. I don't give a shit what OMG! Tommy did.
Those little powered scooters Pep Boys is selling now.
Dogs with collars running loose in the neighborhood and shitting in my grass.
Let's begin -
People who hold up a line at the cafeteria fountain drink machine while they wait for the fizz to drop down so they can get a few more sips crammed into their 32 oz cups.
People who ignore the This Lane Ends signs and then try to bully their way over at the merge point.
5'2" soccer mommies in Excursions.
Broke name-brand label whores who look down on you for not wearing labels.
Nike symbols in the back windows of '88 Honda Accords.
People wearing Jordans coming out of welfare offices.
Cell-phone talkers using their outside voices inside. I don't give a shit what OMG! Tommy did.
Those little powered scooters Pep Boys is selling now.
Dogs with collars running loose in the neighborhood and shitting in my grass.