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Agent Dormer said:
wow, let's all pick on bobbyconover - i hope he remembers this when katamari damacy 3 comes out and you guys want the game music rip.
I don't see anybody picking on him...I see bobbyconover getting unreasonably pissy over a couple of posts junkwaffle made with his pics in there. As several have suggested I say if he finds the JW pics so annoying then he should simply ignore the posts all together. Really no need to get butthurt either way.
 
What exactly is bobby's history with junkwaffle? Seems like he has an axe to grind.

Anyways, thanks for the gallery junkwaffle. Like many people, i have only seen a small fraction of your art and I appreciate the gallery. Keep on drawing.
 
I don't even see JW's pics appear that often in GAF threads...how his pics are annoying boggles me


yet, people think the OWL shit is funny, even after the zillionth post.
 
bobbyconover said:
I don't try desperately to be funny. I don't come here to try to put on some kind of one-man comedy act or to showcase my talents. Yes, I have some too -- talents, that is -- and I'd be willing to guess many of us do! The difference is that we don't shove them in peoples faces all day long. Even if I did think your drawings were funny, which you already know that I don't, I would still be annoyed by their constant presence in every other thread I click on. To make matters worse, they often derail the thread and turn it into the JunkWaffle Show, which is really annoying.

You're a good artist and seem to be able to hammer out quality drawings in no time, which is really cool! There, I'm giving you another pat on the back. Your art is decent. I still don't think this particular forum is the right place to showcase it, though, at least not with such obnoxious frequency.

???

From what I've seen, Junkwaffle is prolific, but his pics are really a drop in an ocean of posts. I haven't seen at least half the pics available in his gallery. They're really scattered in time and topics. And even if by some miracle, they'd littered nearly every topic, I see no difference between that and the written posts from the posters I don't particular like.

Overall, Junkwaffle seems to create stuff many people like. I don't see the problem in that.

Red Scarlet said:
wtf at bobby's response.

You act as if he posts 2 pics for every thread on the forum. :lol

Did Saturnman piss you off too?

lol

Don't drag me into this.

I've long stopped drawing for GA. Bobby can't possibly complain in this department. Or could he? :lol
 
Less so than I did before and I don't try to push the envelop too often, but yeah, I still do. I gather you don't view O p a-ages, that's where many of my recent pics have been posted. OAS is like a forum populated by dozens of Bobbys, tough crowd, but a nice challenge to take on. They have more flamboyant personalities to parody since many of them are former GAFFERS who were too much for GA to handle.
 
Yeah, I haven't been to OAs for quite a long time now. Y'know, you're more than welcome to post stuff in GAF's art threads. They tend to die quick, but it's still some exposure.
 
junkwaffle's pics make this board much more enjoyable to read. I can't imagine how somebody can get upset over somebody's artwork. Every thread is littered with photoshops and humorous images anyway. Seeimg some actual handdrawn artwork is great. It gives the board a more professional appearance. At least I think so.

Oh, and thanks for the props, JW! Keep drawin'!
 
Ok, hold on, let me find the links first, they're a bit scattered. Should take me 15 minutes.

And yeah, it's better to to go in the art thread for that, this topic is Junkwaffle's parade. :)


P.S. Hi, Red Scarlet.
 
Having seen the "Nintendog pissing on Drinky Crow" picture far too often, I found it rather fucking annoying. I think JW posted it once, but it got fucking reposted a million times, and it just started to get pretty annoying.

What bothers me more is that Bobby posted a dissenting opinion, one line, I assume after seeing the same picture reposted over and over. We got the joke the first time, and I can see how he would be annoyed. Now, he posts that, and he's baited in the first post in this thread. He comes in and explains himself, and what he doesn't like about it, and he gets a pretty condescending response from Junkwaffle and everyone tells him he's a big jackass, blah blah blah. Not everyone likes everything, and dissenting opinions are okay. I've known Bobby for like 6 years, far longer than I've posted at GAF, and know he's a pretty great guy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, you shouldn't attack them over it, even if you don't agree. That's pretty whack.
 
Lambtron said:
I've known Bobby for like 6 years, far longer than I've posted at GAF, and know he's a pretty great guy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, you shouldn't attack them over it, even if you don't agree. That's pretty whack.

Even worse is that Bobby is one of the best and most consistent contributers to GAF. I think he's taking junkwaffle's art a bit too seriously in this case, but it's insulting to see a bunch of people who have never contributed anything beyond generic noise gang up on one of GAF's more unique and actually contributing posters. Yes, I am talking about you, person about to flame me.

It's insulting that years of posting history will be thrown away over one polite-but-strongly-worded dissention, but I wouldn't expect any less from the site I love to hate.
 
Admin Drinky Crow approves of junkwaffle and his art, although he would like to see a less ghoulish take on his corvine persona, one more appropriate for such a gentle-souled community leader as Drinky is.

Poster Drinky Crow is banned and would probably just laugh at Mister Vestal and Bobby Whatever while shrieking WACKY JAPPY and OUENDAN SUCKS and WHY DO YOU HATE GAMING ad nauseum. Man, having Drinky banned rocks, eh?
 
JackFrost2012 said:
I think he's taking junkwaffle's art a bit too seriously in this case ...

The funny thing is that I'm totally not - I just made a snide little comment after seeing 3 or 4 of his drawings in a single day, which I thought was pushing it to the point of annoyance. Especially when essentially the same silly-faced-crow-with-a-bunch-of-puppies drawing had been done and re-posted several times already (the one I 'dissed' was a re-make). I never really intended for it to become some big incident, though, and I certainly didn't expect a whole thread to be dedicated to it.

Incidentally, if I'd known it would cause my supposed social downfall around here, I probably would've "called out" someone much more obnoxious than JunkWaffle. There are definitely more deserving targets on GAF!
 
Drinky Crow said:
Admin Drinky Crow approves of junkwaffle and his art, although he would like to see a less ghoulish take on his corvine persona, one more appropriate for such a gentle-souled community leader as Drinky is.

Poster Drinky Crow is banned and would probably just laugh at Mister Vestal and Bobby Whatever while shrieking WACKY JAPPY and OUENDAN SUCKS and WHY DO YOU HATE GAMING ad nauseum. Man, having Drinky banned rocks, eh?
:lol :lol

good to know you're still around
 
Lambtron said:
Having seen the "Nintendog pissing on Drinky Crow" picture far too often, I found it rather fucking annoying. I think JW posted it once, but it got fucking reposted a million times, and it just started to get pretty annoying.

What bothers me more is that Bobby posted a dissenting opinion, one line, I assume after seeing the same picture reposted over and over. We got the joke the first time, and I can see how he would be annoyed. Now, he posts that, and he's baited in the first post in this thread. He comes in and explains himself, and what he doesn't like about it, and he gets a pretty condescending response from Junkwaffle and everyone tells him he's a big jackass, blah blah blah. Not everyone likes everything, and dissenting opinions are okay. I've known Bobby for like 6 years, far longer than I've posted at GAF, and know he's a pretty great guy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, you shouldn't attack them over it, even if you don't agree. That's pretty whack.

bobbyconover said:
Now if only he were funny...

:lol




Okay, sorry. Sorry!!

So, I was reading this nonsense again... and .... ugh... I don't know what to say! I really don't want to have to defend my art or my jokes (bad or otherwise) or my membership here! I'm absolutely aware that I 'really' don't have to, but I'm generally not a disrespectful person. I feel somewhat compelled to address this thing.... to address you, bobby. But not by because I want to. I feel like I don't have a choice, being the kind of person I am.

JackFrost2012 said:
Even worse is that Bobby is one of the best and most consistent contributers to GAF. I think he's taking junkwaffle's art a bit too seriously in this case, but it's insulting to see a much of people who have never contributed anything beyond generic noise gang up on one of GAF's more unique and actually contributing posters. Yes, I am talking about you, person about to flame me.

It's insulting that years of posting history will be thrown away over one polite-but-strongly-worded dissention, but I wouldn't expect any less from the site I love to hate.

I happen to fully agree with this! Let me say that I've lurked here for years before ever posting, probably registered, but never posting. Because I became a regular reader of this forum over a lengthy stretch, I grew vaguely familiar with some of the more distinctive personalities here (some of whom are gone now, I guess). But all of you who were here during that time were kinda like.... this sounds a little dumb saying it, but.... were kinda like celebrities to me. Perhaps there are some lurkers out there who know what I'm talking about? I was often blown away by the spontaneous wit popping randomly throughout this forum.... Anyway, what I'm getting at is I obviously have no beef with bobbyconover - and in fact, I've always thought of him as a 'good' poster. It's bobbyconover!!! Can I have your autograph, dude?!! :D And I totally dig that username and your avatar! Same with Lambtron. He's cool with me!

But to get back to the main point, I ask you bobby (is that your real name?), should I just post less often? Or just post less drawings? Or maybe just lesser detailed drawings? Should I just leave, sir? Look, I know making jokes with drawings sometimes feels like overkill. I'm aware that saying something funny without a drawing can be far more effective (and safer) than using a cartoon, which can make a comment or joke feel very overblown, overstated. Yea, believe me, the fact that I create a picture to go with a comment or joke places an inordinate amount of expectation on that comment or joke.... and sometimes I just don't balance it all that well. Or I make bad choices, but hey, so what!

Okay, so, just as one human to another, bobby, what do you really think we should do here?










... and Drinky, I promise a new you!
 
bobbyconover said:
Especially when essentially the same silly-faced-crow-with-a-bunch-of-puppies drawing had been done and re-posted several times already (the one I 'dissed' was a re-make).

I'm thinking Nintendougs wasn't very popular. I'm sorry, Bobby.

nintendougssmall0dx.jpg


Was it my reposting of the box art version of Mr. Waffle's work that got annoying? Sorry.
 
Smiles and Cries said:
I support all puppy and crow art

love your work man

That reminds me -- I have to bug you about something regarding your little club. I'll PM you later this week...
 
Lambtron said:
Having seen the "Nintendog pissing on Drinky Crow" picture far too often, I found it rather fucking annoying. I think JW posted it once, but it got fucking reposted a million times, and it just started to get pretty annoying..

I bet you didn't find Drinky's posts against Nintendogs and trolling annoying. Drinky made it his mission to diss the game and the platform. Frankly, because of his visibility and his trolling on numerous threads, a few pictures from junkwaffle showing a crow and some dogs would probably be far less annoying than the threads Drinky ruined or derailed (either permanently, or for several papges) because of his posts.

People are just having fun with it and most people here don't have a problem with jw's pictures. And no, it wasn't posted a million times, or even nearly close to saturation as I've not seen all the drinky related art work, and I read these forums quite often.
 
junkwaffle's pics rock

I love the one you did of me too :lol

I cropped it and use it from the shoulders up as my msn and facebook pics most of the time :D
 
"I happen to fully agree with this! Let me say that I've lurked here for years before ever posting, probably registered, but never posting. Because I became a regular reader of this forum over a lengthy stretch, I grew vaguely familiar with some of the more distinctive personalities here (some of whom are gone now, I guess). But all of you who were here during that time were kinda like.... this sounds a little dumb saying it, but.... were kinda like celebrities to me. Perhaps there are some lurkers out there who know what I'm talking about? I was often blown away by the spontaneous wit popping randomly throughout this forum.... Anyway, what I'm getting at is I obviously have no beef with bobbyconover - and in fact, I've always thought of him as a 'good' poster. It's bobbyconover!!! Can I have your autograph, dude?!! And I totally dig that username and your avatar! Same with Lambtron. He's cool with me!

But to get back to the main point, I ask you bobby (is that your real name?), should I just post less often? Or just post less drawings? Or maybe just lesser detailed drawings? Should I just leave, sir? Look, I know making jokes with drawings sometimes feels like overkill. I'm aware that saying something funny without a drawing can be far more effective (and safer) than using a cartoon, which can make a comment or joke feel very overblown, overstated. Yea, believe me, the fact that I create a picture to go with a comment or joke places an inordinate amount of expectation on that comment or joke.... and sometimes I just don't balance it all that well. Or I make bad choices, but hey, so what!

Okay, so, just as one human to another, bobby, what do you really think we should do here?"

Seriously, folks. Laundry should never be aired in public. That's what washers and dryers are for - PM the rest of this tiff.
 
junkwaffle said:
I'm not really sure how to respond to you, bobby.

Well then you shouldn't. You shouldn't have to explain yourself to him. I would've just said "piss off" and left it at that. I mean, you feel attached to your drawings, right? Judging by the quality (I think the few that I've seen are great), you spend a decent amount of time on them, so of course you're attached. It's pretty much your weak point; even the slightest criticism results in some hurt feelings. So there's nothing more soul-crushing, self-esteem destroying than SOME GUY saying "well they're not funny" offhandedly to stuff you've poured your heart out into. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that nobody should say anything bad about people's work. Criticism is needed in the world, because without it, art of any kind would never advance. But there's a difference between honest criticism and just being a shithead about it. The internet invites these shitheads in particular to be shitheads, because really, what the fuck will/can you do about it?

I don't know who this bobbyconover is. Before I started posting here, I lurked from time to time. Since there are so many people here, it's hard to keep track of all of them, and he got lost in the sea of faces... err, anime/obscure game avatars. Before this thread, I didn't know he existed. And since nobody knows who the hell I am, then it's doubly cool. I can say what I want and nobody can think it's bad blood. But I'm going to guess something real quick. I'm going to guess that this guy is -- stab in the dark here, STAB IN THE DARK HERE -- white. Lives in Japan. Is shocked to find out that the country has a little more cultural depth than hentai and video games. Has a king's ransom in anime. Plays lots of "shmups" and/or RPGs. Listens to game music. And here's the biggie here: is a bonafide video game journalist. But I could be wrong about this guess; hell, I probably am. It's just an educated guess. I could cheat and search his posts to see how right I am -- which I will after I post this :-D -- but I stand by my guess. So who the fuck is he? Just SOME GUY. Just SOME GUY who didn't deserve such a lengthy explanation. I hate how a broadband connection instantly grants asshole priveleges--and I'm not talking the "well you're an idiot" variety, I'm talking of the "I know this is your hobby and it means a lot to you, but it fucking sucks" kind.

Now don't tell me that you and him are reconciling or something, because it's not about you and him. Well, it is... and it isn't. You and him are just the subjects of a great point! The point being is that I hate it when somebody just TRASHES someone else's drawing or poem or whatever they made, not even realizing or caring about what that does to the maker. I'm sick of the whole "asshole on the internet" thing. I mean, it was funny for awhile, but now--not so much. I've seen and read some vile, vile SHIT on the internet; stuff that's beyond saving. So what do I do about it? I ignore it. Because "it sucks" isn't going to help anybody, it's just going to make me look like an asshole. And I have a dang reputation to hold up here.
 
I really enjoy your art. It always cheers me up when I see it in a thread, nestled there In the midst of all the bickering and backstabbing. :)
 
milkyjay20 said:
random, idiotic, off-base conjecture posted solely in a pitiful attempt to jockey for a position as a 'face' on the forums

Didn't your mother teach you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?
 
That may have been random and idiotic (and bloated), but I wasn't trying to gain any cool points or anything. It's something that genuinely annoys me.
 
milkyjay20 said:
That may have been random and idiotic (and bloated), but I wasn't trying to gain any cool points or anything. It's something that genuinely annoys me.

The voices inside your head that cause you to construct elaborately incorrect straw men personalities for one of GAF's few decent contributors?

They annoy me too.

Usually I'd ask people to think before they post, but after that long-winded piece of tripe you posted masquerading as an opinion, I'd like you to try thinking less. At least less enough that your posts get shorter, preferably so much less that your involuntary bodily functions cease functioning.

The attacks on bobbyconover are bad enough in this thread, I'd appreciate it if you kept your attacks against Imaginary White Anime Devil inside your head with the rest of the garbage. Thank you!
 
Oh, is it OK to dissent now? OK, I'll say it -- I think junkwaffle is a lame gimmick too. Ohhhh!
 
fennec fox said:
Oh, is it OK to dissent now? OK, I'll say it -- I think junkwaffle is a lame gimmick too. Ohhhh!

Sarcasm? Probably not.

JW do not listen to the few whiners as the Majority of this forum loves your work including the people who you choose to depict just look at Drinky. Bobby is cool and its ok if he tried to blast your work for not everyone will love it. I am also an artist I even attended a Visual Arts school in Chicago so I know how you feel. I thought of depicting a few character driven parodies but when I see yours I see no reason to because they are just that good. And I suck with a mouse.

Fact is NO ONE at GAF is 100% loved by everyone especially those of us who choose sides here in the GD. I would say that if we took a poll on wether the people at GAF would like you to continue your drawings it would be a land-slide victory in your favor.
 
Feh, half you guys like junkwaffle's art only because he leans slightly towards Nintendo. If he was a Sony guy you'd be saying "Nope. Not funny." whilst cross-armed. Don't deny it.
 
Deku said:
I bet you didn't find Drinky's posts against Nintendogs and trolling annoying. Drinky made it his mission to diss the game and the platform. Frankly, because of his visibility and his trolling on numerous threads, a few pictures from junkwaffle showing a crow and some dogs would probably be far less annoying than the threads Drinky ruined or derailed (either permanently, or for several papges) because of his posts.

People are just having fun with it and most people here don't have a problem with jw's pictures. And no, it wasn't posted a million times, or even nearly close to saturation as I've not seen all the drinky related art work, and I read these forums quite often.
I saw lots of Drinky Crow trolling posts. Seeing as I was extremely interested in Nintendogs, and still am, I read a ton of the threads. It's called trolling for a reason-- he's looking to ellicit a reaction. And people give it to him, so of course he's going to continue doing it. I mostly don't care about most of the forum drama, but in this case, the target of it happens to be one of my oldest friends. So, seriously, I wasn't going to shut up much longer.

I laughed at the first Nintendogs picture, it was pretty much perfectly timed. It didn't need to be brought out by the peanut gallery now that the game is out in the US. Like I said-- I got the joke, I still get it, I'm not totally dense. In fact I've found most of JW's pictures amusing-- but like I said it was the constant reposting that I was annoyed by, which isn't his fault, but it's annoying nonetheless.
 
yeah, i always thought the junkwaffle phenomenon had more to do with NINTENDO TEAM SPIRIT than humor. and this thread rather supports that hypothesis.
 
Because I became a regular reader of this forum over a lengthy stretch, I grew vaguely familiar with some of the more distinctive personalities here (some of whom are gone now, I guess). But all of you who were here during that time were kinda like.... this sounds a little dumb saying it, but.... were kinda like celebrities to me. Perhaps there are some lurkers out there who know what I'm talking about? I was often blown away by the spontaneous wit popping randomly throughout this forum....

As a longtime lurker here I find that I do the same thing. Almost like an interactive sitcom/reality show.
 
drohne said:
yeah, i always thought the junkwaffle phenomenon had more to do with NINTENDO TEAM SPIRIT than humor. and this thread rather supports that hypothesis.
When you're drohne, everything is Nintendo's fault.
 
drohne: There's also a bit to do with GAF's over inflated sense of self worth. Folks just shit their pants when someone dedicates time in a day to appealing to their ego.

New Hotness Saturnman! :X
 
actually what i'm trying to emphasize is that junkwaffle's drawings aren't nintendo's fault, and that you needn't apologize for them as if they were, say, eternal darkness. to take an arbitrary example.
 
I'm happy to see a JW pic even when it's not funny, just for variety. I mean, maybe if he were posting owl pictures or making Revolution speculation threads, there wouldn't be a problem?

(edit for full disclosure: I actually like the owl pictures too, even if I recognize that they're overused.)
 
drohne said:
actually what i'm trying to emphasize is that junkwaffle's drawings aren't nintendo's fault, and that you needn't apologize for them as if they were, say, eternal darkness. to take an arbitrary example.
And all I'm saying is that not everything -- neither this nor Eternal Darkness -- is a Nintendo fan conspiracy hatched up to make you sleep worse at night. Although that is a rather amusing side benefit.
 
i don't know how anyone can sleep or even sit still with the nintendo ds PICKING UP the way it is! WOW! have you heard the good word, kobun heat? the NINTENDO DS is REALLY PICKING UP!!!!!
 
the year 20XX said:
I'm happy to see a JW pic even when it's not funny, just for variety. I mean, maybe if he were posting owl pictures or making Revolution speculation threads, there wouldn't be a problem?


The Fark-esque photoshopping is nice for a few laughts but its overuse by everyone who can use MS paint is really what's more annoying than JW's stuff. At least JW actually puts a concept into paper and he draws it himself and its not some photoshop hack job with an inside joke stolen from somewhere else.

And that's another thing. Does it make people feel more important to post owl pictures knowing full well some of the people who will see it for the first time don't know what the f'ck its all about? Has GAF degenerated into a society of secret handshakes?
 
Admin Drinky sez: GAF has always been about secret handshakes and has likewise always been degenerate.

Admin Drinky also sez: Junkwaffle's Nintendo cheerleading has at least a mild sense of self-deprecating humor to recommend it, unlike the monstrous gravity of the average Zeo, GaimeGuy, or wobedraggled(sic) post. That fact that he draws Real Good (tm) makes it palatable enough to amuse even the auspicious Me.

Poster Drinky doesn't have shit to say, because he's banned. He can't believe that MediEvil PSP is getting good reviews from some of the journo types around here, though; he played it and it stunk. Right now he's celebrating the PSP's successful Euro launch by pouring Guinness all over his nipples and paying a team of geriatric midgets to lick it off. That wacky Drinky! He so kwazy! OWL PICS GO HERE LOL RAPE TIME WHAT WHAT
 
Drinky Crow said:
Poster Drinky doesn't have shit to say, because he's banned. He can't believe that MediEvil PSP is getting good reviews from some of the journo types around here, though; he played it and it stunk. Right now he's celebrating the PSP's successful Euro launch by pouring Guinness all over his nipples and paying a team of geriatric midgets to lick it off. That wacky Drinky! He so kwazy! OWL PICS GO HERE LOL RAPE TIME WHAT WHAT
Thanks a lot for THAT image. :(
 
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