The last time you died in a game is how you will die in real life

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Eight times I've read it, still don't know. Any further reading might cause a frontal cortex inverse affect.
 
A two story tall cow firing purple balls of light from behind giant boxes she conjured.
There could be worse ways, but probably not any more absurd.
 
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My abusive surrogate father got below 50% health, doubled his turns and speed, and annihilated me before I had a chance to heal.

Just like real life.
 
Some Djinn lady who was trapped for 3000 years, she wasn't happy when I sat her free...then she took me to a trial set up to ascend me....complete fail, thanks PoE2.
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I'm not sure if certain words and themes are banned here or not for discussion, but the last in game death I had, came from a visual novel in which a woman trapped on an island with no way off dies by "sewerslide"
 
Deliberately not moving from a boss attacks because I had revival flowers and wanted to see if I could kill it before it killed me in Blossom Tales The Sleeping King
 
So busy lately had to really think to find the last death -- and it was in some lame nature game where you are a fox, that I was half heartedly playing through on steam link on our bedroom TV because my wife thought the graphics were pretty, & it was on super sale a while back when we browsed the store together.

I was killed by a hunter... but also by tedium.

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Trying to save the president of the united states but i blew myself up with my arm projectile launcher in cyberpunk.


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Crystal Winters said:
I'm not sure if certain words and themes are banned here or not for discussion, but the last in game death I had, came from a visual novel in which a woman trapped on an island with no way off dies by "sewerslide"
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Seriously though. What game is this? Don't care if it's a regular game or a hentai game (dm me if you're worried mods might care).

Knee-jerk was "Oh, the sewer surfing in Stellar Blade" before remember the whole "visual novel" and "island" part.
 
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Hmmmm. Well, that depends. Does it count if Kain dies in Blood Omen, but a Heart of Darkness brings you back? No technical death/game over?

Or what about in Soul Reaver, does it count if you die in the material realm, but come back from the spectral realm?
 
ssringo said:
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Seriously though. What game is this? Don't care if it's a regular game or a hentai game (dm me if you're worried mods might care).

Knee-jerk was "Oh, the sewer surfing in Stellar Blade" before remember the whole "visual novel" and "island" part.
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Tales from the Underrealm: Hazel. it's on Steam and consoles. Console version is censored, and I think the steam version is also. I did hear about a steam patch though.
 
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Guess I'm dying in an explosion then, thanks for the the insight
 
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