The last time you died in a game is how you will die in real life

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Playing POE2, got drowned in a bubble of magic water.
 
I died in the recreation of the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Arkansas in the new Indiana Jones game.

Fell into the pit trying to jump across because I knew Dr Octopus was going to betray me otherwise.
 

Gp1

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Ejecting on a non-atmospheric world and probably died like Schwarzenegger in Total Recall in MechWarrior 5.
 

Fbh

Gold Member
Some big monster will beat me to death.
But Tifa and Aerith will be there:
Sean Connery GIF by James Bond 007
 

Closer

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Got shot by an enemy inhibitor at their base while trying to get a pentakill in the most disrespectiful and dumb way.
 

consoul

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Giant praying mantis octopus thing sliced the shit out of me and ate my head. And I was wearing denim hotpants.

(Slitterhead)
 

Pallas

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I died on black ops 6 multiplayer, I don’t remember how but I imagine it involved being shot up or blown up. 💀💀💀
 

Ashamam

Member
Something to do with Nazis, a stick of dynamite and an NPC who blocked a doorway. It saved after I threw the dynamite.......So that was fun.
 
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jufonuk

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In a duel in Mexico. In the 1800’s
Playing RDR

Or killed by a swam of zombies in a cruise ship off Japan. World war Z
 

RCX

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Pushed my luck in symphony of the night by not saving regularly enough.

Killed by a floating book in the library.
 

Roberts

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Well, just like many of you here, a bunch of nazis beat me to death. Considering the way the world is going, this specific future demise seems totally possible.
 
The closest I've come to dying in a video game recently is failing a puzzle in Professor Layton.

Which might be worse than death, for all I know. Dude always sounds so disappointed when you get it wrong.
 
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