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I also find that patience works well in some fights too. Wait for the enemy to strike first, dodge, and look for an opening.
For the reds just wave your sword around slowly and as soon as they either lock in a block or ready a swing strike them (to a different direction if they're blocking). They might still suddenly switch their block and succeed but just repeat the process. You don't have to beat them in 3 seconds in order to resort to waggling if they block.Struggling with combat a bit. How do you beat those red guys? I'll swipe the wiimote according to how they hold their sword (Ex, if they are holding the sword vertically, I'll do an up/down motion), but the guy will just block me. I end up waggling half the time. The best fight I had was with the firstin the first dungeon. There, my attacks registered perfectly. Outside that, I must be doing something wrong.stalfos
Same with the lizards.I poke them when they taunt me, but outside that I'm sort of a sitting duck.
Thebattle was somewhat ruined because of this. It was harder than it should have been for me.Girahim (sp?)
Not better, but more reliable yes.
Disclaimer: i worship all and anything Zelda. I went into media blackout and truthfully know NOTHING outside the 4 hrs i've played thus far. I'm in the first temple.
I have'nt been this bored with any game thus far this year. I do not get the controls, fighting those Piranha plant thingies are a chore instead of an after thought. I unintentionally jump when I do not mean to during combat. I just do not get it.
More importantly, I am bored as all hell. Only one character matters: zelda. In TP, I was greatly respected by a village so much so that when I rescued the kiddos, i was invested in the characters. So far here, in SS, I'm just running and playing hide and go seek with whatever the fuck these things are so i can get into a temple.
I just do not get it.
I have to fly in the overworld, Why? Why does there always have to be a gimmick that differentiates each entry? this is what i hate about nintendo right now. They're more interested in gimmicks than anythin else. Why do i fucking need a bird to get to a forest?
Man, so far, and i hope things change soon andfast, but for anyone who complaing about TPs first three hours...fuck. They shouldn complain after playing this.
So frustrated right now. I'll say it again: nintendo needs to focus whats going on screen not whats goin on in my hand. (heh).
It is a silly question. No, nothing else works. The game was design for motion plus, nothing else.
Probably is. I already spent about an hour in that sword training room. Time to spend another hour trying to get some consistency!
ou guys seen the prices on eBay for the bundle?
Some guys are asking over $200!
Is there really nothing else to the sky aside from the few odds and ends? Skyloft, the pumpkin place, the bamboo minigame, some guy making some fun fun island. It feels really odd that there's so little here. I like the whole idea with the chest blocks on the ground, but between the dungeons I don't feel like there's much going on.
Just got Fi (LOVE how you can now get info on NPCs, very nice touch), and so far I like the controls. No major problems from a seated position, although my hands get tired from all the swinging, and I loved just going crazy and whacking that creepy Sheikah Stone.but no more so compared to a good old fap session
But dear god, the little skydiving section after the Wing Ceremony took me forever...I can't figure out how you're supposed to adjust the angle properly. Is this a skill I'll need to master?
I really enjoy using the flying Beetle, I am getting very good at navigating it
I have a complaint in addition to the slow text we have... I don't want to keep having the item screen tell me every single time I pick up a collectible object, especially if I already have them in my possession... it's like alright I get it, I picked up a Jelly Blob or whatever, stop taking me out of the moment
Picking up items you already have only gets the descriptions if you've quit the game/turned off the system beforehand. You should only get the description once each play session. Still bad, I guess they thought we'd forget the items between plays, lol, but not as bad at least. Maybe keep the system on until you finish the game, lol.
I also find that patience works well in some fights too. Wait for the enemy to strike first, dodge, and look for an opening.
What the @$&§¢ regarding Skyloft and ZeldaAre Link and Groose the only ones with feelings? Skyloft residents are lifeless as a rock for $$@&$ sake one of your friend just fell and nobody cares even her father
Final Dungeon?
Really? A room where you need arrows and nothing in the temple drops arrows so I have to leave, go back to shop and buy some to continue....
And a missing childin the hands of an unknown adult who looks like a monster doesn't even make their parents that upset
WTF SKYLOFTERS???
You should be able to get arrows from the pots in the room.
The people of Skyloft have been breathing that thin air for too long
They don't act that concerned for Zelda's well being
And a missing childin the hands of an unknown adult who looks like a monster doesn't even make their parents that upset
WTF SKYLOFTERS???
Anyone else get some gift credit from Amazon btw? Got an email a couple hours ago from them with a promo code for $10. Odd since there was no gift credit advertised as far as I know, and its not being applied in the normal fashion(this one actually requires you to input a code). Was there some sort of lowered price recently or something that caused them to do this?
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Ah looks like it was a price match of Best Buy's deal. Sweet.
What the @$&§¢ regarding Skyloft and ZeldaAre Link and Groose the only ones with feelings? Skyloft residents are lifeless as a rock for $$@&$ sake one of your friend just fell and nobody cares even her father
Okay, now I finally figured out a comfortable way to hold the controller that doesn't screw up motion plus controls and I'm enjoying it a hell of a lot more now. Should be smooth sailing for the most part and I beat the first boss with no troubles at all.
However, one major complaint is the fact that when NPCs speak, they don't give out their names. I did one sidequest and I had no idea who the fuck I was supposed to deliver something to as I didn't associate any names with characters. Luckily, I did a random guess and it was correct but it could become more problematic if they end up having fetch quests for more obscure characters.
Wow, that's extremely cumbersome but thanks for the tip. Should make it easier now.Z-Target them and Fi will tell you their names.
Well, my thoughts on this game rapidly improved with the completion of the eldan volcano section of the game. The dungeon was actually interesting, the pre-dungeon area did some neat things and best of all the boss fight at the end was pretty cool.
Question for those a bit further- are you meant to go back to various areas to farm drops to level up your equipment ? Or do you end up going back later on anyway ? I ask because so far the only thing I've had enough crap to upgrade is the wooden shield which proved awful useless in the second dungeon , I bought a metal one instead of course although there's an ornamental skull item I need that I haven't even seen yet.
Finally, I've collected a handful of bugs, does a bug shop open up later? Something I should be doing at night ?
I don't know where else to post this. Maybe someone can lead me into the right direction on what exactly is causing this issue. I have lines in almost every game I play. Its real bad in PC games but I could never get a picture or video with the lines visible.
Well for some reason in SS I can take a picture and see them pretty good. Here is the picture, if you look at the top they are pretty visible. I've tried 2 different TV's and the same problem.
I actually just discovered this, but talk to the tall blond guy in Skyloft. He was one of Groose's cronies. You can find him at night in his dormitory. He's also at the Lumpy Pumpkin during the day.Finally, I've collected a handful of bugs, does a bug shop open up later? Something I should be doing at night ?