Hitler Stole My Potato
Banned
A friend let me borrow his copy of Cannibal Holocaust the other day while warning me at the same time that I may not be able to sit through the entire thing because it's incredibly disturbing. Afterall this was a film that was banned in several countries and the producers were forced to prove in a criminal court that the people filmed weren't actually dead. Disney it ain't.
So I tried watching it. It's basically like The Blair Witch Project, only 20 years earlier but much, much more extreme. While the killings are very realistic, and very graphic they're mixed in with real footage of the villagers killing animals (that poor turtle!) that you don't know what the hell is real and what isn't. I felt like I was watching a snuff film. Horrible, horrible stuff.
The most controversial film ever and quite possibly the most expensive DVD in existance. This is sick beyond words. Basically the plot revolves around four fascist aristocrates (the Duke, the Bishop, the Magistrate, and the President) around the end of WWII that retreat to a villa in the county of Salo along with 18 kids they've kidnapped, 4 prostitutes, their teenage daughters, and numerous guards. The aristocrates tell the 18 kids that they are to be dominated and sexually abused any way they see fit and that if they disobey that they will be punished. What follows is some of the worst, sickening, most depraved things I've ever seen. I'm not sure why the hell I forced myself to watch this. The children are forced to eat cake with nails in it, human shit, their tounges and eyes are gouged out, etc. I challenge anyone to try to watch the Circle of Shit and not get physically ill. If I could choose to erase one memory, it would be Salo.
Definately easier to watch than the previous two, this is still one fucked up film. Based on the real life serial killer Henry Lee Lucas this film manages to creep you out to the core. It's presented almost like documentary and while it isn't nearly as gorey as some other films, it's the stuff you don't see that'll really disturb you. The nihilistic sadism here is too much and makes this one hard mother to sit through.
No killings in this one (outside of a chicken), but it doesn't matter. Pink Flamingos is fucking filthy. Basically it's about a contest to see who will win the title of "The Filthiest Person Alive". It can only go down from there. This one has a guy killing and fucking a chicken, Divine (the transvestite) giving his/her son a real blow job, huge open rectums, Edith Massey molesting some eggs, people licking furniture, and the grand finale of Divine watching a dog take a shit and he/she scoops it up and eats it (in one take no less!). A classic.
I'm sure I'm fogetting some others. Anyone?