Lol. I'm in a similar situation, but your post did make me smile.My Switch has been sitting in a UPS facility in my goddamn hometown for the last 28 hours. I winced as soon as I saw it was shipping via UPS even before the delay fiasco became known. UPS fucking sucks. They have never been helpful or even the slightest bit accommodating; once they have your package, they have you by the balls and they know it. They relish it. "Yeah, I got yous package right here *grabs dick*. Maybe I'll deliver it today, maybes I won't. Can't says I'm feelin' particularly motivated, ya know?" But hey, at least I got a free month of Prime and a $0.12 refund for my troubles.
Mine arrived to my city this morning at 1:22AM. Still won't deliver until Monday. I called and asked to pick it up. Lady says it's not here...even though it says "arrival scan" on the tracking.
Smh.