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The NBA "All-Ugly" Team

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Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
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I have never seen the two together......hmmmmm....
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
did not read through the entire thread.. but that one guy who looks like he has down syndrome from Dook isnt far away.

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like 2/3rd of his head is either nose or forhead, and the two blend together in to form a strange fornose. And his eyes are on the side of his damn head, his peripheral vision must be like an owl or some shit.
 
StoOgE said:
did not read through the entire thread.. but that one guy who looks like he has down syndrome from Dook isnt far away.

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like 2/3rd of his head is either nose or forhead, and the two blend together in to form a strange fornose. And his eyes are on the side of his damn head, his peripheral vision must be like an owl or some shit.
Yeah, he was actually already mentioned but he's worth mentioning again.

Normally I'd feel bad about making fun of ugly people but he plays for Duke (and I go to Maryland) so it's okay.
 

Bat

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You guys have missed a ton of obvious ones....

First of all, we have the 2002 Kings team. Vlade Divac, Doug Christie, and Hedo Turkoglu are all first ballot entries in the Ugly NBA hall of fame.

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There's also Jerry Stackhouse, who is basically Popeye Jones almost-as-hideously-ugly brother.

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Also, don't forget about Brian Scalabrine and Jamal Crawford!

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"Where are my teeth?"

EDIT- Forgot one

Brevin Knight:
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Poody

What program do you use to photoshop a picture?
DigDugDirkDiggler said:
He would be my vote as well. He looks like a Caveman, no doubt.

What ever happened to Big Country, I remember when the Grizz selected him and I laughed my ass off. <---Raptor's fan. ;)

More like T-rex with his short arms
 

Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
Sal Paradise Jr said:
Shelden Williams has got mucho future potential.

StoOgE said:
did not read through the entire thread.. but that one guy who looks like he has down syndrome from Dook isnt far away.
like 2/3rd of his head is either nose or forhead, and the two blend together in to form a strange fornose. And his eyes are on the side of his damn head, his peripheral vision must be like an owl or some shit.

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Don't deny it.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
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two other people I have never seen together...mmmm
 
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