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The Nintendo Conspiracy Theory.

I think I might because a God figure to Nintendo fans next E3 on a different board. Give them exciting Revolution news and promise to buy a bunch of them free drinks and then not show up. Maybe, if there is an attractive female fan, I can get sex for "information" too. The sky is the limit.

Yeah, I like this plan.
 
Aries is always right. He comes from Melmac and people called him Alf some years ago.
(OK, the last sentence might be wrong, but the first one is the truth ^^)
 
There is one thing I learned after a few E3.

If it's not announced during the pre-conf, it won't be at E3

The only interesting stuff after the pre-conf. are games impressions & hints in interview.
 
Milhouse31 said:
There is one thing I learned after a few E3.

If it's not announced during the pre-conf, it won't be at E3

The only interesting stuff after the pre-conf. are games impressions & hints in interview.
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Be quiet! Don't destroy the dream of a revolution :lol
 
Hey guys, Reggie came to me in a dream and explained the situation. All we need to do, is to prove that the graph isomorphism problem is NP-complete and it's easy street from there on. Get going!
 
Milhouse31 said:
There is one thing I learned after a few E3.

If it's not announced during the pre-conf, it won't be at E3

The only interesting stuff after the pre-conf. are games impressions & hints in interview.
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I believe this as well, although Nintendo did show a longer trailer to the press for Zelda last year.
 
Dang I feel like a giddy kid on the day before Christmas.

I am a playstation fan right now but if this "revolution" prediction stuff is true I'll toss my ps2 right out the window. .... Ok well maybee i'll hold onto it until the rev comes out.
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oooooooh man! maybe i'll do that too!!!1


YOU GUYS!!!! I HAVE CHILLS!!!! In the ON video they gave a brief history of all of the Big N's systems!!!!!!!!!!! OMG AND BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY mixes with it well!!!
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:lol :lol :lol

Alright i've been following all this speculation for a long time now. I absolutely think this is the true revolution! Unless of course Reggie was giving those clues along with perrin kaplan just to confuse us even more. I hope this is the nintendo revolution! This would be the penultimate system!
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REALLY?!?!
 
vatstep said:
I don't even know who this Aries dude is, but I looked at the GameFAQs board and they're claiming he also predicted wireless controllers, SSB Online, Square producing a Revolution game, and an exclusive Sonic game for GC. :lol
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Actually he did predict every one of those things.

Now the wireless controllers was an easy guess. SSB Online was an easy guess. Square producing a revolution game was moderately difficult (though FF:CC was a logical guess to work with Nintendo's new online approach), but the Sonic GC exclusive was a HELL of a good guess.

I think Aries knows more than the average gamer, but less than he claims to.

And with that said, I don't think shit will happen tomorrow, or the next day, or any day up until next E3, but I'd love to be proven wrong.
 
Bob White said:
oooooooh man! maybe i'll do that too!!!1




:lol :lol :lol



REALLY?!?!
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Why are you in this thread?

Edit: If some people want to make an ass out of themselves, they don't need you to come up to them and tell them they are. They will feel like an ass on thursday when nothing will be revealed. IF something will be revealed, the only one looking like a dipshit will be you.
 
Railer said:
Some dude called Aries posted this *before* E3 apparently.

"Another thing I forgot to mention was on the backward compatibility;
apparently the Nintendo’s new console will be able to play the games
from past consoles such as GC, N64, SNES, and yes NES. I believe this
feature shall intrigue many people out there and could possibly lead to
what I call “New Classics” so look forward to that. For now I have to
seriously catch some shut eye E3 will be here soon enough.” -Aries
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What funny is this was not even him posting, but another person posting as his name. Shows how people making up shit can sound like they predicted it huh?

And BTW, Sonic Gens Collection I saw on IGN is coming out for PS2, so that burns that prediction huh?
 
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AndoCalrissian said:
I believe this as well, although Nintendo did show a longer trailer to the press for Zelda last year.
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Yeah a trailer we never saw (and I acknowledge the existence of "Behind close doors" surprises)
 
Bob White said:
Just enjoying the train wreak. I mean, other people are having fun with it, why not the people who doubt it?
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I'm glad you mentioned the train wrecks. There's several of those and they arent associated with Nintendo :D
 
Hollywood said:
What funny is this was not even him posting, but another person posting as his name. Shows how people making up shit can sound like they predicted it huh?

And BTW, Sonic Gens Collection I saw on IGN is coming out for PS2, so that burns that prediction huh?
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I'm pretty sure that WAS him posting that, as he never refuted it like he did the other posts.

And when I first heard about Sonic Gems, it was announced as GC exclusive. Is it PS2 as well now?
 
Milhouse31 said:
Yeah a trailer we never saw (and I acknowledge the existence of "Behind the show" surprises)
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Fair enough. I was just saying, I don't actually believe anything else will be shown on Revolution at E3. However, Nintendo has said a few times I believe (through various speakers/articles) that we will find out more in the coming months.
 
Musashi Wins! said:
Does he get to reveal you as a mouth breather if there isn't???
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For real. All of you guys don't get it. There won't be any OMGWTFBBQ HUGE REVOLUTIONARY REVELATION tomorrow. Or at Spaceworld(which won't happen). We'll have to wait until next year's E3 to really laugh at the Revolution.

So after tomorrow passes and there's no revelation, I really hope all of you guys don't spend the next FUCKING YEAR blathering about Nintendo's "big secret".
 
Raoul Duke said:
For real. All of you guys don't get it. There won't be any OMGWTFBBQ HUGE REVOLUTIONARY REVELATION tomorrow. Or at Spaceworld(which won't happen). We'll have to wait until next year's E3 to really laugh at the Revolution.

So after tomorrow passes and there's no revelation, I really hope all of you guys don't spend the next FUCKING YEAR blathering about Nintendo's "big secret".
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It'll be so funny if you get owned tomorrow. :lol
 
Aries Says:

May 18th, 2005 at 8:01 am
I hear that everyone is talking about www.nintendoon.com. All that I can say for now is that there is truth to it. I cant say much more or somethings might be ruined. I will be heading to e3 in half an hour and remember tommorow is going to be a crazy day I assure you. Tommorow will prove that I am real and then I can let you guys know who I am.

Uh oh .... the Day of Reckoning is upon us. And maybe I was wrong that post by aries was real.
 
Leatherface said:
It'll be so funny if you get owned tomorrow. :lol
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It'll be even funnier when a nation of Nintendo fans cry out in dismay, finally realizing that their company is insane... ah, who am I kidding? If you guys are still on board, you're NEVER getting off. Whatever.
 
Nintendo got 2 new Patents 17th May 2005.


System and method for automatically editing captured images for inclusion into 3D video game play



http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&
amp;p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=2&f=G&l=5
0&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=Nintendo&OS=Nintendo&RS=
Nintendo




External memory system having programmable graphics processor for use in a video game system or the like



http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&
amp;p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=5
0&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=Nintendo&OS=Nintendo&RS=
Nintendo
 
Hollywood said:
Aries Says:

May 18th, 2005 at 8:01 am
I hear that everyone is talking about www.nintendoon.com. All that I can say for now is that there is truth to it. I cant say much more or somethings might be ruined. I will be heading to e3 in half an hour and remember tommorow is going to be a crazy day I assure you. Tommorow will prove that I am real and then I can let you guys know who I am.

Uh oh .... the Day of Reckoning is upon us. And maybe I was wrong that post by aries was real.
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Where do the Aries posts actually come from? How do I know you're not making this one up... o_O
 
I don't know why they keep their hopes up for Thurdayton. I guess it'd be pretty awesome if something happens, but all these Nintendo fan EXPECT it to happen.

Don't they remember what it felt like JUST YESTERDAY after the press conference?? Do they like getting their hopes dashed?
 
Didn't reggie say "you'll have to use your right brain tomorrow" as in TODAY? So wouldn't something have happened by now if it was connected? Not tomorrow as "Aries" suggests?

lol, I can't believe I'm even entertaining the possibility, but some of this stuff is weird.
 
bobble said:
I don't know why they keep their hopes up for Thurdayton. I guess it'd be pretty awesome if something happens, but all these Nintendo fan EXPECT it to happen.

Don't they remember what it felt like JUST YESTERDAY after the press conference?? Do they like getting their hopes dashed?
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Getting hopes dashed is part of the package of being a Nintendo fan. I mean, how many megatons has there supposedly been?
 
I hope to jesus there is video from the floor where people are running and screaming out in terror if the revolution begins.
 
Worm_Buffet said:
Hey guys, Reggie came to me in a dream and explained the situation. All we need to do, is to prove that the graph isomorphism problem is NP-complete and it's easy street from there on. Get going!
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God, you just made me remember the nightmare that was CSE396 - Computational Theory... that NP complete stuff was a nightmare!
 
Drozmight said:
I hope to jesus there is video from the floor where people are running and screaming out in terror if the revolution begins.
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We are all in the Revolution right now ... Revolution=The Matrix
 
Odysseus said:
Revolution.jpg
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:lol :lol :lol

Honestly, though, even if this does happen, unless this is some seriously revolutionary, mindblowing crap (which in all honesty, do even the purest fanboys have the hope?), an unveiling wouldn't do much for me at this point. All my excitement was geared to the press conference and Nintendo blew it. I don't care half as much as I did the other day; my excitement's spent. Waiting to show anything after the PC still doesn't make an ounce of sense, either.
 
May I remind you that Aries said that there was no Metroid Prime 3 in development? Well, what did we get yesterday? :lol

Case closed, thread over, he's a liar and a fake. If it's true, I'll take a pic of me eating dirty greasy socks with a paper on my head with the writing "Owned by Nintendo". Lucky for me, it's not going to happen.
 
Merlin said:
Here's a link to the strange video that was on Nintendo.com

http://webpages.charter.net/danrarbc64/liz.wmv
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There were 2 more too!

One had a guy on it, talking similiarly. And the other was Reggie saying "Dont make me do it. Dont make me take your name" or something like that

I seriously think something is up with all of that. They're just running around giving us clues and weirdness, then basically show nothing at E3. Dont you think something is up with that?
 
Lakitu said:
May I remind you that Aries said that there was no Metroid Prime 3 in development? Well, what did we get yesterday? :lol

Case closed, thread over, he's a liar and a fake. If it's true, I'll take a pic of me eating dirty greasy socks with a paper on my head with the writing "Owned by Nintendo". Lucky for me, it's not going to happen.
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To be fair, he didn't quite say that Metroid Prime 3 WASN'T in development. He just said that Retro wasn't developing Metroid Prime 3. Keep in mind that it's NST developing Hunters for the DS. Perhaps they've outsource Prime 3 to another in-house dev.
 
Milhouse31 said:
There is one thing I learned after a few E3.

If it's not announced during the pre-conf, it won't be at E3

The only interesting stuff after the pre-conf. are games impressions & hints in interview.
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Phantasy Star Universe.
 
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