The official crazy Dream Thread

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Alright, For a long time I've always wanted to write down my dreams because I thought they just get so zany that I didn't want to forget them. Apparently you have to write them down to remember them and I figured it'd be pretty neat to read about other people's dreams too, so this thread will help me achieve both these things (and maybe you too).

So I just woke up and I recall 4 dream periods. Here they are in chronological order meaning there are fewer details about my first dream because it was harder to recall.


Dream 1

At one point I'm doing these murder investigations. I remember very little about this dream but it ends off with me being investigating this doctor's place and we think we find a body in his shower, but it turns out it was really this dying man in a bubble-lifesuit thing who has this bizarre illness. He was pale grey and visibly venulated. I ended up accidentally making physical contact with him.

Dream 2
So I'm at one of my grandma's old houses, which is now my cousin's house in my dream. For some reason there's a big hole in the palm of each of my hands and it makes the 3 dogs in the house really want to attack me. (I think the holes were caused by the contact in the murder dream). As they attack me I'm like kicking them, fighting them, because I'm scared for my life. After some fighting I go upstairs and I'm safe from the dogs because they can't go upstairs for some reason. All of a sudden I'm on this set of stairs about 50 metres above this giant hall where they are holding a celebration for some royalty. I'm on these stairs and at the bottom of the stairs is nothing. (Imagine a staircase which simply ends instead of a landing there's a pit of nothingness. In my case you would fall 50m into this giant hall) So I'm really scared and start going up the stairs in a sitting position sliding up one at a time to avoid falling and dying. My cousin (who is in a wheelchair IRL) is also sitting on the stairs but not going up them at all.

Dream 3
At one point I'm in this audience on a sidewalk and sarah palin comes out to give a speech in the middle of the road. Some weird piece of paper is handed out and she starts talking. I remember the stuff she was saying was stupid but it was SO stupid that it was the key to me figuring out she was really just doing this for money. So I get into a conversation with her and I'm like "You really don't believe this stuff do you?". She says something like "People will listen to anything". Now, in my dream Sarah Palin happens to look like a cross between her IRL and Elaine from seinfeld so I say "You know who you look like? Elaine from seinfeld." and she goes "I GET THAT ALL THE TIME!"

Dream 4
Now I'm in my basement watching TV and this girl from my highschool comes downstairs from out of nowhere and asks me if she could let a few people in. I say sure and all of a sudden like 40 people come down to my basement, but they decided they would only drop by for 20 minutes because they had to go elsewhere. So my computer is there and we decide to watch stuff on my computer to pass the time. I say that we should watch nothing sick. People ask me what that would include and I'm like "Nothing involving naked people or excrement". They didn't know what excrement was so I explained to them it was pee or poo and there was this bizarre argument about excrement I can't completely recall.
Then all of a sudden we're watching an episode of simpsons BUT it was a simpsons episode edited by PETA to show the consequences of springfield going vegetarian. I laughed at like one thing in the episode but remembered the rest of the episode sucking because it was preachy and choppy.
So I ask one of the friends in my basement where they're heading and one of them says "We're all going to a hotel to play a 2$/3$ game. (In my head this would mean a game texas NL hold 'em where the small bling is 2$ and the big blind is 3$. I say cool and I really want to go to. I was about to tell him that I made money playing a 2/5 game last week but then everyone starts leaving my house, however a few stay, so now there's this big party going on in my house. People are playing boardgames everywhere or twirling things around or smoking in the backyard. There were some events I scantly remember occurring. For instance I walked into one room and this guy is twirling boards around and it looked really cool. Then other people start doing it. I go back downstairs to my basement and see that the boards were from a renovation project my house was undergoing. Then at this point one of the renovation workers asks me "is this new drywall?" What he was referring to wasn't drywall at all btw, but these long thin strips of wood. I said something like "Yeah, my parents got this because the old stuff was cracking and being broken"
There was another event where I walked into a room and there was this boardgame being played, and it was like a cross because things like catchphrase, pictionary, and charades. So I'm like "I'm playing this, I'm on this guy's team.)

And then I woke up and made this thread. I know this may seem riciculous but dreams get pretty intense in my family apparently. One time my brother sleptwalked half a block in his underwear and I usually have discussion about crazy dreams with my brothers.

Anyways post your own! and try to post them right after you have them so they're fresh in your mind.
 
Earthstrike said:
Dream 3
At one point I'm in this audience on a sidewalk and sarah palin comes out to give a speech in the middle of the road. Some weird piece of paper is handed out and she starts talking. I remember the stuff she was saying was stupid but it was SO stupid that it was the key to me figuring out she was really just doing this for money. So I get into a conversation with her and I'm like "You really don't believe this stuff do you?". She says something like "People will listen to anything".

And you sure this was really a dream?
 
I had a dream today that I accidentally dropped honey on a carpet floor, I spent a while thinking of how to get it out, then I woke up and realized I don't have carpeted floors or a spilled jar of honey :lol
 
im not sure if it was a dream or me seeing into the future, but one night i was honestly plagued with a set of dreams in which i found myself banned from NeoGAF, they kept repeating and i woke up with a horrible feeling.

i got up, logged on only to find myself BANNED

i was shocked but at the same time really pleased that i had glanced into the future:lol
 
I rarely dream, but once I had this feverish dream of a three story high Pentium II chasing me down a street. Yeah, kinda weird.
 
DerBonk said:
I rarely dream, but once I had this feverish dream of a three story high Pentium II chasing me down a street. Yeah, kinda weird.

you dream every night, however some people have a hard time remembering them and assume they simply dont dream at all.
 
i had a dream last night where i was combing a friend's hair and then his eyebrow wtf.

Oh. and i bought my mom some jewelry and asked about payment option. $2/day until i paid it off :lol.

I also talked to this girl. her name was Chelsey Lee. Which in the dream i had no clue who it was but she said she knew me by name as well. Later on in the dream the name popped up again and was like "OH. i heard of that name.".


Third one involved bungee boy :lol. the electricity were out in parts of the city and i had my cellphone which had really good flash because of the movie recorder and he asked if i had a charger and I was like I can go home and get it because i have to bring the jewelry to my mom and he was like you should go look for your mom because it's dangerous.

There was a 4th dream sequence in there somewhere but I forgot what it was.
 
Arcipello said:
you dream every night, however some people have a hard time remembering them and assume they simply dont dream at all.

You are right, of course. The Pentium II dream I only remembered because it wasn't a "normal" dream but fever induced. YAY for illnesses helping me remember my dreams. Although I know that I very, very, very often dream of the game I was playing before going to bed. Lately I've had that awful dream about Fiddlesticks from League of Legends because I hate playing against him. No idea what actually happens in those dreams though.
 
Obama got punked by my little sister and my little brother and a fat asian chick sang some Michael Jackson awkwardly.

I have freaky dreams.
 
Neat idea for a thread.

A month or so ago I had a dream that I was backstage at some speech being given by Reagan. For some reason Nixon was back there as well, and midway through the speech there was a gunshot or something, and then Nixon dragged Reagan backstage as if he was staging an assassination. I woke up after seeing Nixon drag Reagan off behind a bush :lol
 
i simply cant wait for the day when scientists finally figure out how to record dreams so you can watch them back and show other people, imagine DreamTube being able to see other peoples fucked up dreams:D
 
A couple nights ago I had a dream that involved the asylum scene from Terminator 2, but in reverse direction. Ice-T also made like a 10 second appearance.

On the subject of dreaming, everyday I remember portions of my dreams from the night. They're easily forgettable if I don't write them down. I started to be able to dream recall rather easily once I started meditating a bit.
 
industrian said:
One that everyone here has probably had: The One Where Your Teeth Fall Out.

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And no, I've actually never had that.
 
Last night I had a dream that I was helping Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly move into their house.

I've been watching The Office too much.
 
backflip10019 said:
Ugh, I HATE HATE HATE that dream. I used to have it like every other night a year or so ago. It's the worst.

Hmm, I've never had that one. I always imagined the quintessential dream would be the one where you're falling and wake up on impact.
 
Earthstrike said:
Hmm, I've never had that one. I always imagined the quintessential dream would be the one where you're falling and wake up on impact.

Yeah I get that way too much. It's annoying as hell because it makes my heartrate spike up.
 
I once dreamed that I was kidnapped. For revenge, I assaulted my attacker, pinned him on the floor, took some aluminum foil paper, and started digging them into his eyes with my thumbs, until he had none. He was begging me to stop.
 
I had a fever dream where I was CEO of a company developing futuristic body armor. It kept going when I woke up and got ready to go to the office for a shareholders meeting...
 
Well well well..


OK, about 2 months ago I had thi smad dream.

I was with some random bunch of people at a World War 2 memorial, with real soldiers, but then it suddenly turned real and one soldier was killing everyone. We ducked and then i was looking around and I saw the one killer solider try and aim at another soldier dying, so I picked up a gun and shot the baddie soldier.

But the problem came when the soldier I saved turned his anger on me so I ran into an abonadoned building and for some reason i ran into the corners of the rooms to try and find a way out, but all the corners were purple holes I dropped through

I then dropped to the lowest possible level and still couldn't find anywhere to hid, and I knew that the solider was behind me, I was scared but I found an elevator..I pressed the button but it was taking an age to open...but by then the soldier cornered me, and another shutter type gate opened and he led me through.

A small girl dressed in a school girl uniform, ginger, scottish and almost skeleton like had somethin gon a tray but i can't remember, then they pointed me to a numbered door, again i can't remember, but the number was specific to me

i then opened the door and there was a woman on a PC, and she sat me down and asked me basic questions like who is my dad, mum, etc. I was in a daze whilst this was happening and for some reason she didn't believe my answers, so i jumped up to a wardrobe in the room and pulled out different items, whilst commenting on them, like "this is my dads from a party in the 90's, and this is my sisters she wore at her wedding" this went on for about 10 items

The craziest part, they were all the same item of clothing, a gold silk shirt...

The end?
 
I posted this in another thread but...I hadn't been talking to my ex for about 2-years. We didn't see each other or talk to each other. No hostile feelings really, just not in contact with each other anymore. Well recently we had lunch and caught up a bit. That was like two weeks ago now. Well a few nights ago I had a dream that I ran into her older brother someplace like a mall or movie theatre. Some random public place. It was just a random thing in a larger dream that I can't even really remember the details of. I found out yesterday that he's been missing for 5 days now. No one has seen or heard from him. It's kinda freakin' me out.
 
I had a dream the other night that I was being followed by a dragon. I was in the country somewhere running along and I come up on a hotel like building and my Aunt was standing outside (haven't talked to her in a long time). I told of the dragon and she just said that it happens all the time (what?). I go inside the building and it's my highschool reunion except that everyone but me is still highschool age. I woke up when they started yelling at me because I walked into a room where all of the girls were changing.
 
I had a dream last night.

Robots with buzzsaws for hands were trying to grapple me. I woke up fairly quickly, so I didn't have to deal with how I would imagine being buzzsawed felt like. Possibly I woke up entirely because I didn't want to imagine. It was still only 6 and I had time to sleep some more.

My next dream I was in San Francisco. At least I think it was, all it was was a city with massive slopes and variation in elevation. Not normal though, no, everything was extremely tilted that it was hard to tell way gravity was. I start walking up one of the roads and I start to get disoriented on which way is actually down. At one point I start walking up the side of a building. I start nearing the top of the building and suddenly gravity changes or shifts or something. Now instead of walking up the building I'm flying off it's side, crashing through other buildings and eventually winding up on the road I started at.

No idea if or what I should make of it all.
 
Few days ago I dreamed something similar to the movie "Body Snatchers".

To become one of them you had to repeat some kind of verse, when it came to that part I just walked out of class so they chased me and I hid in a shabby apartment, then I remember walking through big ass cafeteria and ending up in an hotel room. Then suddenly two creatures start painting the walls (they looked like these dudes form B&T 2) when it hit me that that was a sign that they were aliens (besides them looking like ones, but In my dreams I'm not the smartest one..) and I ran away again..

Then at the end I said fuck it, being alien isn't that bad anyway and woke up..

Sounds lame, I know, but It was pretty entertaining.

At least better than the dream I had where I'm kinda engaged to this stunning girl and where driving somewhere and everything is just so damn real, the warm fuzzy feeling when you have someone you love etc....And then my alarm clock goes off and I have to go to work knowing that this will probably never ever gonna happen in reality.. :C

I rather have some weird nightmares instead of dreams like that.
 
Does anybody ever have dreams where your best friends in your dream are people that you have never seen before in your life? I find dreams like that very odd when I wake up the next morning.
 
Host Samurai said:
Does anybody ever have dreams where your best friends in your dream are people that you have never seen before in your life? I find dreams like that very odd when I wake up the next morning.
Yep, I have those dreams all the time.

Wonder if there are people halfway across the planet having the same dream, except they see me in their dreams :O
 
I few nights ago I had a dream I was interviewing for a job at Nintendo with Shigeru Miyamoto and a translator. He just watched me do a bunch of difficult brain teasers. Also for some reason it was at like 8 o clock at night and I was barefoot.

I also had this crazy apocalyptic dream:

I was at a Home Depot, messing around with a large flat magnet.I'm not entirely sure what I was doing with it and somehow it involved an Xbox 360 (I think I was trying to steal it?). I remember thinking to myself, I wonder if these things had any effect on things in outer space. I went to investigate and found out that there were three comets being pulled towards the Earth. No one seemed to know about this but me. Not sure of what to do, I didn't tell anyone and decided I would do something about it the next day. I was back in school, in the PhD program and we had homework. I had done mine but I remember looking over at my colleagues' work and seeing pages of thoughtful analysis, and I looked at mine a saw only a page of crappy work. I remember thinking it didn't matter because I was going to leave, there were meteors coming down after all. During class, word had gotten out about the meteors and everyone was waiting to hear more.

I got up and left class. I knew they were going to crash and it was going to be soon. I remember being worried about my parents. When I had gotten to the parking lot, it was the lot of the Home Depot near my house (weird dream continuity error). It was a dark night with a red glow. I looked up at the sky to the right and saw this huge orange glowing, fiery orb seemingly heading straight towards me. I started to sprint in the other direction. I ran as fast as I could as it crashed into the opposite end of the parking lot. It was so close all I could think about was that I was going to die. As it impacted on the surface an explosion of fire and electricity slowly unraveled from it and I tried to out run it. It died out just before reaching me. I ran for the streets, trying to find a car or someone to hitch a ride with, though I'm not sure why as the streets were filled with the traffic of panicked citizens. The night was black but lit up red with the fire of everything around me. The only thin I could think to do was go back. I had created something like a "save point" before the meteors came down. I reverted to it and went back in time (This could have been either inspired by a life of video games, or recently watching Run Lola Run, or both).

This time I stayed at my house to make sure my parents would be alright. As the chaos began again I went outside to see what was happening. One of the meteors crashed somewhere in the neighborhood, but I was just relieved that it didn't destroy our house. I was riding around on a bike, trying to dodge the scattered fires on trees and houses and in the street. I was listening to Giant Bombcast on my Zune, but somehow it was live and narrating things as it happened. As I was riding around, unsure of where to go, I remember seeing a red glow behind some trees, and a stream of missiles from fighter jets heading towards it. It seemed this time, the cataclysm was known about ahead of time, and the military was trying to destroy the meteors in midair. I turned my bike around and saw the third meteor and jets were flying at it from behind firing missiles at it. A few stray missiles whizzed past me. I turned around and rode someplace safer.

On the podcast I remember hearing about ground forces making contact with one of the landed meteorites. There were something like 34 casualties as a result. Though they were not killed or missing. I remember seeing that there were small aliens that had whipped marines with some kind of tail or tentacle with a barbed end that allowed the alien to slip under their helmet. The marines went comatose and it was unknown what would happen to them. Seeing this, I decided that this had to be prevented or there could be a threat to the human race. I reverted to my save point again, and then woke up
 
I just had a rather disturbing dream last night. I guess I must have been on a bus trip or something into Philadelphia, with at least a few people that I knew on the bus. As we start pulling into the city, I see the familiar skyline composed of Liberty One and Two and the various other surrounding buildings. We're getting pretty close, and I notice how it looks like a massive cloud bank has descended on the cluster of buildings, so I tap a friend on the shoulder and point it out to him. Not too long after, it seems as though the clouds turn from the normal light blueish to an increasingly dark gray. The darkening plume quickly expands and engulfs the buildings, and everyone on the bus collectively gasps and swears. Though we didn't actually see it happen, somehow we realize this was some sort of deliberate act. The bus driver floors it away from there as the debris cloud is starting to expand through the streets toward us. In a selfish moment I wish I had brought a camera. I look up and out of the front of the bus, only to see that more skyscrapers in front of us have somehow been hit and are falling, and we have no time to evade. I think that I want to call someone, but for some reason my phone isn't working. That's about when I woke up, with a massive WTF feeling.
 
TheLastCandle said:
Had a dream the other night that I was being chased by some sort of demonic/zombie Catherine Zeta-Jones.

I had a zombie attack dream last night, but since I'm telekinetic/telepathic in my dreams, those are more fun than scary.
 
Apparently if you stand on the Empire State Building you can see the Great Wall of China and the Eiffel Tower. And you can see them being demolished in impressive Roland Emmerich CGI style as aliens or zombies or something wrecks the shit out them. Awesome.
 
The night before last night I dreamt I was a beautiful red-head who was trying to grow wings out of her back in the sand covered ruins of a modern city where roving winged demons were searching for human survivors of a war humanity lost. I frequently dream I'm other people, though.
 
Wassup with that dream where you dream you're in high school or college but you've forgotten to goto classes all semester so you failed and are held back?

Have that all the time, wake up and realize oh yea I graduated already...So many people I talk to have had the same shit.
 
Never seen this thread before. So crazy because I just started having all sorts of weird dreams. I will subscribe and post in here when I can.
 
I've probably posted this before, but I once had a dream with a twist.

I was in a tiny room, like you might get under a set of stairs, in the dark, and I could hear gun fire and Nazi's shouting, moving around the house. I knew there were bodies around me in the tiny room. After a while, the door opened and a Nazi stood there shouting at me, and as I came out into the light I noticed I was a Nazi too, and I'd killed the people in the tiny room.

Fucked up.
 
In my dream I was sleeping and groaning and then in the dream my mom came to wake me up. I guess I was dreaming in a dream in a dream :lol.
 
A bit of necro bump but I recently started hanging out with this really cute girl. We started talking about dreams etc, and she told me she has REALLY vivid dreams about snakes all the time. She says that she is usually not scared of them in the dream but they are just around her and sometimes try to bite her. Is this a common dream with women?
 
MWS Natural said:
A bit of necro bump but I recently started hanging out with this really cute girl. We started talking about dreams etc, and she told me she has REALLY vivid dreams about snakes all the time. She says that she is usually not scared of them in the dream but they are just around her and sometimes try to bite her. Is this a common dream with women?
Replace snakes with dicks and you have your answer.
 
I have a recurring dream where I just run as fast as I can with unlimited stamina. Love that one as it helps me motivate to keep on training
 
Earthstrike said:
Alright, For a long time I've always wanted to write down my dreams because I thought they just get so zany that I didn't want to forget them. Apparently you have to write them down to remember them and I figured it'd be pretty neat to read about other people's dreams too, so this thread will help me achieve both these things (and maybe you too).

Man, I've wanted to start a "dream log" for years, but when I wake up, I'm always too damn tired to motivate myself to do it. It always feels good to write them down in discussions like this and remember what I can, though the memories and details are so fragmented... makes me hate being so lazy.

I've had some good ones recently. This week I dreamt that I joined a samurai school... not a real one, but one that sort of taught the lifestyle and history of it, with light combat and strategic training for fun. Most people there were teenagers, and all the instructors were women. One in particular was a super hot taskmaster bitch that would carve people up with her katana if you crossed her, and nobody dared fight back. One night I came back to get something from a locker (a Nintendo 64, I think...) and the inside of the building was totally different, I saw all kinds of samurai ghosts, and I recognized all of them. Turns out everybody at the place was a samurai ghost by night, normal person by day. And after I found that out, they all hated me and treated me like shit except this one MILF instructor who seemed concerned for me and tried to convince me to drop out. For some reason, I wouldn't quit, and I got involved in this larger scale conspiracy, but I've forgotten the details, except that the evil headmaster bitch killed the nice MILF in a duel.

Teetris said:
I have a recurring dream where I just run as fast as I can with unlimited stamina. Love that one as it helps me motivate to keep on training

Lucky you. Every time I try to run in a dream, I can just barely get my legs moving. It's so incredibly frustrating that I usually just wake up during those parts.
 
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