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[PumpkinPie]

The best dream I ever had was years ago:

There is a field near my house which is a huge hill in the middle of nowhere, just a huge mound sticking out of the ground. I dreamt that I was standing on the hill and I saw a wheel from a jumbo jet fall out of the sky, looked up and saw a plane falling towards me...but it was moving so slowly, like when you look up at a plane in the distance and it appears to be moving very slowly, it was like that but right in front of me. As I looked up at the plane I was suddenly inside it while it was falling...it might have been the other way around, I might have been on the plane first and then was standing on the hill watching it fall. Either way I still remember it even though it happened over 5 years ago.

Another dream I had when I was 6 years old:

When I was young an had an incredible fear of our house burning down, I used to lie awake at night worrying that we would have a fire AND I also had a fear of wolves. One night I dreamt that there was a pack of wolves downstairs and they had somehow lit the house on fire, they were just there standing amongst the flames like hellhounds, growling and snarling.

^ That one scared me so much I still remember it perfectly even though 20 years have passed.

 

[Nemo]

Lucky you. Every time I try to run in a dream, I can just barely get my legs moving. It's so incredibly frustrating that I usually just wake up during those parts.

Ah yes I've had these also when I was younger, including the waking up part. Felt like being a prisoner or something

 

[ZiZ]

ugh, I can't remember any dreams that weren't crazy. I find it difficult to remember most of my dreams, and when I do I only remember bits and pieces.

once back when I was in collage I stayed up late studying for a test. And I was afraid that I might oversleep and miss the test. So when I went to sleep I dreamt that I woke up early...

...500 years early. so I was really upset, because I'll have to take the test 500 years later and by then I'll have forgotten everything. with nothing better to do I thought I might as well find a way back to the present, and I figure whoever's in charge here might know something. So I steal some peasant's clothes and stake out the castle. While looking for a way to sneak in, I see one of my classmates walking out of the castle in fancy clothes (which was pretty weird cause I don't know him all that well). so I talk to him and it turns out that he was in the same predicament that I'm in and that he already talked to the king and he's got everything covered. So we go back to the present and I spend the rest of the dream doing some last minute studying before the test.

My most recent dream that I remember was a few days ago, most of the dream was about me hiding from aliens or zombies or the FBI or something, but the part that stuck with me was that I saw Justin Bieber walking around, so me and my roommate started talking shit to him. But then he started crying and I felt bad so I let him tag along until he stopped crying.

 

[brianjones]

"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care. "

 

[thomaser]

I was in a local espressobar last week, and asked the owner if he couldn't invent a new espresso drink. Well, last night I dreamt that he did. First, he poured regular black coffee into a pitcher, and steamed it up the way they usually steam milk. Then, he took up a strange contraption - like a weight scale that you could heat up and boil things in. He shook some chocolate powder into it, mixed in the steamed coffee, and heated it up while stirring. When it was free of lumps, it went into a glass, and he topped it off with some kind of ice-cream like, intense caramel that he dug up from a bucket with his fingers. It was delicious.

 

[Poyunch]

It wasn't that crazy of a dream but it was raining in my dream and whenever it made contact with someone it would burst and turn into snow. It was pretty awesome.

 

[MWS Natural]

Replace snakes with dicks and you have your answer.

Turns out you were right. We started having sex soon after my previous post and for the first time in 4 years she hasn't had anymore snake dreams...go figure.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I had a dream the other night that I decided to raise a school of some kind of fish for money. So I set up a kiddie pool in my living room (blue with red streaks on the side). There were so many fish in there, they were lined up in rows, asses to elbows. There was a grey anomoly in there, but I didn't care. I was about to make money! I ocassionally put my feet in, just to be doing something, I think. Relaxing.

Anyway, next time I look in the tank, they're all gone! apparently that grey anomoly was a baby shark. He ate all my fuckin fish and he was barely in the tank he had gotten so big on my fish. He was just fat and happy, with a shitface grin on, like someone's pot-belly father about 45 minutes after Thanksgiving dinner (with Soul Food).

I was pissed.

 

[thebeeks]

I wrote down a few of my dreams last year. It really helps you remember the dreams longer. Also, you get the added bonus of rereading your dreams and wondering how your subconscious comes up with this stuff. Here's a few:

4-23-2010:
While on road trip, stopped at creepy redneck amusement park. Ride consisted of wearing rollerskates and protective padding while being tethered to huge dog. Dog's collar plays Beastie Boys' Sabotage as big dog drags you through a crazy obstacle course timed to the music.

7-17-2010:
DREAM 1:
Melissa (younger sister) asked me to be the starring role in a play about detectives. I decline and say that I've never been in a play and can't remember lines very well, she insists that I am the best possible person for the role.

DREAM 2:
Woke up from Dream 1 in my old room at my parents place, walk downstairs to tell Melissa of my bizarre dream. Notice dog is picking at a loose tile in the kitchen floor. Lift up tile and bugs/vines start pouring out and invading the house, Jumanji-style.

(This was the first time in recent memory I've had a dream within a dream, so that was cool.)

11-4-2010:
Doing homework on a school desk in the middle of an empty Target parking lot. Two guys listening to loud rap music hassle lady police officer on nearby bridge. Once lady cop is done with the two guys, she stares at me from the bridge. I wave politely and get a speeding ticket, despite not being anywhere near a car.