So I was wandering around down in the southwest corner of the map, seeing what locations I could unlock. I happened upon a campground and found the Deathclaw plans. Ok, cool, now all I need is the hand of the mythical Deathclaw. Shrugging my shoulders, I walked out and traveled further up into the mountains. I see a red blip on my compass. Thinking it's just a Mole Rat or some such, I lazily pull my Chinese Assault Rifle out and wait.
Closer it comes, up over the ridge I see a blurred, earthen-brown shape. The shape of SATAN! A fanged, taloned beast from the pits of Hell roars up over a rock, its elongated neck supporting a head resembling that of a Triceratops, only one twisted by some mad god from beyond time. Its long, articulated legs carried it over the ground in giant, ground-eating strides. Before I had time to pull the trigger, it was upon me.
In a great, doubled-handed swipe, it ripped my head from my shoulders, which tumbled end over end in a spray of blood, to fall at the foot of a twisted tree, its bare branches seeming to withdraw from the savagery on display before it. The devil beast sniffed at my oozing corpse as I awaited the loading screen... creating a Deathclaw weapon would have to wait for another day.