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Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

HOW LONG WILL YOU STAY MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN?

Inscriptions take place till 12PM EST and the contest starts at 12PM EST too. Got a bit more than 3 hours left, people. Afterwards, last man standing gets... I dunno. A tag, maybe, if we get mod approval. It's totally honour based, I know.

I'm in.

For non-Seinfeld fans, post Seinfeld master domain in google, and read.

And yes, actual sex is out, too. IT'S HONOUR BASED, should I say it again?

Official Participants (as of Tuesday, March 08, 00:00EST)
Me
Azih
0wn3d
Bobety
Chipopo
Flynn
Zensetsu
Leon (OUT)
Socreges
Sonarrat
Demi

Azih · Mar 8, 2005

Too much of a honour system. But count me in.

demi · Mar 8, 2005

I'm in! May the best man win.

brb

edit:

Nope. I'm out.

Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

:lol :lol :lol The same gag twice, but it's still funny, even funnier this time.

Deleted member 1235 · Mar 8, 2005

Does legitimately getting laid count as staying master?

cue "Nobody on GAF gets laid" comments.

Dilbert · Mar 8, 2005

What the fuck is this "master of your domain" nonsense?

demi · Mar 8, 2005

oh dear

Flynn · Mar 8, 2005

I'll give it a shot.

Boogie9IGN · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
What the fuck is this "master of your domain" nonsense?

Quick doctor, we need two CCs of Seinfeld, STAT!

Chipopo · Mar 8, 2005

I'm so in! But I too would like to know what the policy on actual sex is.

Azih · Mar 8, 2005

Judging by the episode of Sienfeld. Actual sex is out too. Elaine and Jerry were getting reeaaal frustrated by the end.

Dilbert · Mar 8, 2005

Wait -- you started two threads in one day about an alleged "joke" from fucking Seinfeld? Quite possibly the LEAST funny show in the history of television?

Duck of Death · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
Wait -- you started two threads in one day about an alleged "joke" from fucking Seinfeld? Quite possibly the LEAST funny show in the history of television?

what

demi · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
Wait -- you started two threads in one day about an alleged "joke" from fucking Seinfeld? Quite possibly the LEAST funny show in the history of television?

i'm sure it's far from LEAST...at least.

Teknopathetic · Mar 8, 2005

Thank God you said it, Jinx, somebody had to. Seinfeld's a complete hack and painfully unfunny.

Duck of Death · Mar 8, 2005

Dilbert · Mar 8, 2005

All the deserved Seinfeld hate aside, this is still a really stupid idea.

If the goal of this contest is somehow to see how can abstain from sexual release the longest, how in the world is it verifiable over the internet?

Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
Wait -- you started two threads in one day about an alleged "joke" from fucking Seinfeld? Quite possibly the LEAST funny show in the history of television?

The jerk store called and they're all out of you!

Duck of Death · Mar 8, 2005

It is a stupid idea.

But Seinfeild rules.

Werd.

Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
All the deserved Seinfeld hate aside, this is still a really stupid idea.

If the goal of this contest is somehow to see how can abstain from sexual release the longest, how in the world is it verifiable over the internet?

It's honour based! How could a masturbation contest not be?

NLB2 · Mar 8, 2005

When does this contest start?

Dilbert · Mar 8, 2005

Foreign Jackass said:
The jerk store called and they're all out of you!

...says the guy with the name "Foreign Jackass."

Look, I've done this in real life before, and unless you can see the actual physical effects on people, the honor system isn't going to work.

NLB2 · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
...says the guy with the name "Foreign Jackass."

Look, I've done this in real life before, and unless you can see the actual physical effects on people, the honor system isn't going to work.

Haha, oh man, you so didn't get it.

alejob · Mar 8, 2005

NLB2 said:
Haha, oh man, you so didn't get it.

Should I tell him that I had sex with his wife?

0wn3d · Mar 8, 2005

I'm in!

Bobety · Mar 8, 2005

Me too- starting now

NLB2 · Mar 8, 2005

alejob said:
Should I tell him that I had sex with his wife?

IDK, he might ban you. I'm out btw.

TheOMan · Mar 8, 2005

alejob said:
Should I tell him that I had sex with his wife?

Just make sure his wife isn't in a coma

Ninja Scooter · Mar 8, 2005

does it count if im storming the castle as i type this?

NLB2 · Mar 8, 2005

TheOMan said:
Just make sure his wife isn't in a coma

I feel stupid.

human5892 · Mar 8, 2005

I've never seen a show create such strongly-opposing camps quite like Seinfeld does.

(I'm a card-carrying member of "It Is Awesome," BTW).

yoshifumi · Mar 8, 2005

:lol this thread is hilarious.

i was in a contest once, and i won because it happened while i had to go on vacation with my family.

ConfusingJazz · Mar 8, 2005

yoshifumi said:
:lol this thread is hilarious.

i was in a contest once, and i won because it happened while i had to go on vacation with my family.

Now thats just an unfair advantage.

Deleted member 1235 · Mar 8, 2005

who the fuck doesn't wank on holiday?

J2 Cool · Mar 8, 2005

"I'm out!" was one of tv's greatest moments ever.

Hitokage · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
Wait -- you started two threads in one day about an alleged "joke" from fucking Seinfeld? Quite possibly the LEAST funny show in the history of television?

jinx, you've got to be out of your fucking mind. Just how much TV do you watch?

White Man · Mar 8, 2005

Hitokage said:
jinx, you've got to be out of your fucking mind. Just how much TV do you watch?

Seinfeld drove him to vulgarity, too! He's never seemed like a particularly vulgar person. We'd better spike his drinks with some lithium or something. He's clearly been overstimulated into stupor by Seinfeld's razor-sharp Garofaloian wit.

(PS. Comrade Jinx, I can't believe they've all fallen for the schtick of that faux-populist mandroid. Someday, when FOX picks up my pilot for a TV series based off The Importance of Being Earnest, the masses will have real comedy)

Wario64 · Mar 8, 2005

This thread rocks. Seinfeld rocks too, stop trolling!

Hitokage · Mar 8, 2005

I don't care how funny or unfunny you think Seinfeld is, but when you can fill a book with shows that have the distinction of being less funny than Seinfeld, you cannot in sound mind state that Seinfeld is a contender for least funny in tv history. Super Milk-chan maybe.

Dilbert · Mar 8, 2005

Hitokage said:
I don't care how funny or unfunny you think Seinfeld is, but when you can fill a book with shows that have the distinction of being less funny than Seinfeld, you cannot in sound mind state that Seinfeld is a contender for least funny in tv history. Super Milk-chan maybe.

I have been forced to sit through multiple episodes of Seinfeld, and have yet to even crack a smile at anything I've seen in the episode. For me, it's absolute rock-bottom on the "allegedly funny" list.

And no, I don't watch a lot of TV.

Flynn · Mar 8, 2005

-jinx- said:
I have been forced to sit through multiple episodes of Seinfeld, and have yet to even crack a smile at anything I've seen in the episode. For me, it's absolute rock-bottom on the "allegedly funny" list.

And no, I don't watch a lot of TV.

I liked Seinfeld once, but grew tired of it fairly rapidly. But even the worst hater on the planet has to admit that, while Seinfeld may be coy, overly cute and otherwise precious, that the major networks have a preternatural talent at making hideously unfunny, claw-your-eardrums-out with a melon baller sit coms and that Seinfeld, on an fairly assesed grimace-to-laugh track ratio, is far from the worst offender.

Tarazet · Mar 8, 2005

I was going to do this but then I saw Jinx's avatar... hell. I'm out.

Pedigree Chum · Mar 8, 2005

sonarrat said:
I was going to do this but then I saw Jinx's avatar... hell. I'm out.

You sick, sick man.

Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

Ok so we've got a couple of participants..

Me
Azih
0wn3d
Bobety
Chipopo
Flynn

demi · Mar 8, 2005

Hey I want in again!

Tarazet · Mar 8, 2005

demi said:
Hey I want in again!

Woohoo!

(btw, I was kidding. If I could get off on Alien Hominid it would make my life a lot easier, but that avatar is damn cute.)

Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

You want in? If you can testify on your honor that you haven't ... lost the control of your domain in the last hour and a half, I might do an exception for tonight.. but AFTER THIS, NO LATE ACCEPTANCE

Leon · Mar 8, 2005

I want in, considering my circumstances (friend sleeping over for a while)

demi · Mar 8, 2005

Would this avatar lie to you...?

Foreign Jackass · Mar 8, 2005

demi said:
Would this avatar lie to you...?

:lol
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