*retains name of attack in ass-kicking arsenal wishlist named, 'asskicker'*
OK, cool! Yeah, it seemed close, but really, I got the feeling that you were just being generous with me, seeing how clueless I obviously was... Playing this game also brings me to something I'd like to say...
People talk about how games, in general, are in a state of creative crisis... BULLSHIT, I say. Dumbfucks who own an XBOX and don't pick this game up for a measly $20 and complain about the state of games deserve to keep drowning in their angsty, tar-black world of video game ennui until such time that they stop peppering the internet with super-jaded and pointless pontification because they've gone to hell and died. /rant
This is the best game released this year so far, IMHO.