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It was another fine day in GAFia.
"Now we return to The Price is Right Mafia.
Please sit back and savour
This unconventional flavour
And hope that you all have a laugh-ia."
The players debated from dawn until Dusk.
Some were passionate and some were more brusque.
After all that transpired
It was a trial by fire
They chose Magnum to burn to a husk.
"Wait, we're not savages" cried cabot.
"We can perform another more civilized habit.
Invoke our post-9/11 laws
Throw him out without cause
Or, hic, beat him over the head with a sabot."
The players scoffed at him. "That man's insane.
Send him back to Scotland on a plane."
They turned back to their task
"Magnum, it's you we'll unmask"
Then they noticed that he had no name.
Security came and dragged him away.
But Magnum had one more thing to say.
"Don't feel remorse
That Sophia had to outsource
It's just flavour at the end of the day."
Tonight's bidding phase will have two items available. Please check your PMs promptly to ensure that we finish before the timer ends. Thanks!
MagnumBoy20xx, the Item Thief, has been removed from the building.
Here it comes!!!!
From the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood, it's The Price is Right Mafia~!
MagnumBoy20xx come on down!!!
You're not actually here to play The Price is Right. In fact, you don't even have a name tag... no, you're here to mug the winners and make off with their prizes.
You are the item thief. You are aligned with only yourself.
You will not end up on Contestant's Row during any night phase, but you have the power to steal an item from another player. You may PM the moderator once per night phase with the command Steal: <player>. If the target posses an item, you will successfully steal it and obtain whatever powers it confers.
You may make an attempt to steal during the initial night phase.
You may vote during the day phase on who should be removed by the Security Guards from the building.
You win automatically upon successfully stealing two items. If you have successfully stolen one item, you may also win by surviving until the end. If you have failed to steal one item when the game ends, you will lose automatically.
And now, here's your host: DREW CAAAAAREEY~!!!!
MagnumBoy20xx had no items in his possession.
Back up on stage, Drew continues to ignore the absurdity of the events below, as Magnum was dragged away. He turned to the camera and said "How about another item, George?"
To the side, George Grey announced the next item with his usual fanfare
"Suuuure, Drew! Here we have a brand new Stainless Steel kitchen appliance set from Frigidaire!
When you're ready to cook, cook yourself a brand new meal on this brand new gas stove! Don't just use any tools for the job, prepare your foods with this stainless steel kitchen utensil set! And when you're done, save the extras in this side by side door stainless steel refrigerator with anti-spill protection! Lastly, wash your dishes off in this 24" built in dishwasher!"
Night 3's bidding phase will end in:
Night 3 will end in: