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[kevin1025]

Perv shot.

 

[echoshifting]

HIllary just wants everyone to die, obviously.

Hillary Clinton will break into your house and KILL YOUR CHILDREN in their beds.

Won't somebody just come out and say it already

 

[EmiPrime]

Hog farmers.

David Cameron's ears prick up.

 

[AnotherDayAnotherDollar]

I thought that was Bruce Willis speaking for a second.

 

[JABEE]

We now serve in the US Senate where nothing gets done!

 

[theultimo]

Coal is the future!

 

[Wallach]

Zika shit is an outright lie. How can someone say that with a straight face?

it's mitch mcconnell

he drinks straight from the devil's butthole

 

[hawk2025]

I have *absolutely* no idea how any of you even remotely left of the extreme right can watch this and somehow go:

"yep, my guy didn't win the primaries, so I'm voting for a third party"

 

[Rebel Leader]

Coal needs to go

 

[StoOgE]

Well, they want everyone to have good jobs together.

And that makes america great again.

So, that sounds like a solid policy proposal up there with the great underpants gnomes.

 

[213372bu]

"Stop targeting our Americans for extinction!"

I didn't know Decker was speaking at the RNC

 

[theultimo]

Oh yay.


Paul Ryan.

 

[univariate]

I can't stand this swindler.

 

[Felix Lighter]

We are going to add rolling coal kits on every vehicle on the road!!

 

[Alucrid]

 

[Brian Griffin]

You know people are going to fact check this, right Mitch?

But GOP voters will never see said fact checks so it doesn't matter.

 

[echoshifting]

Here we go

Paul Ryan 2020

 

[Rebel Leader]

I'm Wisconsin


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and there's that party of again
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YOU AND MITT CHOCKED!!! - Trump

 

[Sean C]

Wow, 2012 GOP vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan!

 

[StoOgE]

Here we go

Paul Ryan 2020

No shit.

 

[Xe4]

Well, they want everyone to have good jobs together.

And that makes america great again.

So, that sounds like a solid policy proposal up there with the great underpants gnomes.

1. Elect Trump
2. ???
3. Profit

 

[Alucrid]

Well, they want everyone to have good jobs together.

And that makes america great again.

So, that sounds like a solid policy proposal up there with the great underpants gnomes.

you get to go overseas and fight ISIS

and YOU get to go overseas and fight ISIS

AND YOU GET TO GO OVERSEAS AND FIGHT ISIS

 

[Vire]

Kanye/Ryan 2020 hell yeaaaaa

 

[Envelope]

that face

was pure agony

poor paul

 

[User 463088]

Again.

This is the night focusing on the economy. If anyone finds an economic plan, please let me know. Anything. Like, 25c in the couch cushion. Whatever.

 

[Felix Lighter]

You have no soul Paul Ryan.

 

[Veldin]

Ooh, what a badass. Got whooped by Obama/Biden and talks shit

 

[Dinokill]

Wes Borland, guitarist of Limp Bizkit posted this.

How in the world can you absolute fucking donkey's assholes think that someone with NO political experience could even compare to someone with decades of political experience. These clowns make Sarah Palin seem capable! It's exactly as if Lockheed Martin rolled out a hot air balloon with an American flag and Jesus painted on it and proclaimed it the new Air Force Stealth Bomber. Please unfollow me. Go fuck yourselves. Idiocracy is no longer a movie. And P.S. - you can blow the "stick to music" "stick to playing guitar" comments out of a canon and back into your own face. Why don't you stick to working at Walmart? I don't speak out about this kind of thing publicly much but after this first night of the RNC I can't even sleep knowing that there are so many people out there with bones in the middle of their brains. I feel like I'm going to puke. I cannot believe this is happening. How can you guys support this dude and his stupid stupid wife? -------Edit------- AND THIS ISN'T EVEN A HILLARY SUPPORT POST! It's a bewildered slap to my own face as I try and wake myself up. I don't understand how a candidate like Trump has even gotten this far. I'm no one to be giving political advice, but neither is the dude from Duck Dynasty and I would never speak at a party's national convention. And Walmart was the most American job I could think of that didn't pay its workers a living wage and then they end up shopping there to support themselves. A subject that's a whole can of worms on its own. I'm sticking with my fuck you. Please unfollow me if you're a Trump supporter. I'm not trying to change your mind. I just want you out of my life.

 

[jediyoshi]

I'll be right up there with President Trump, still a loser.

 

[hawk2025]

Daaaww, Ryan is still bitter at being demolished by Biden.

 

[jmood88]

But GOP voters will never see said fact checks so it doesn't matter.

Even if they did, it's all part of the conspiracy by the liberal media to make sure the Butcher of Benghazi wins the presidency.

 

[Joe Molotov]

Paul Ryan choked like a dog, Biden got stuff done.

 

[neostapler]

you get to go overseas and fight ISIS

and YOU get to go overseas and fight ISIS

AND YOU GET TO GO OVERSEAS AND FIGHT ISIS

you mean radical Islamic terrorists, sir

 

[Africanus]

I thought he was going to lead into "It's acceptable to lose and survive speech".
I'm an optimistic guy.

 

[Brian Griffin]

that face

was pure agony

poor paul

Fuck him. He can drown in a bag of dick with the lot of them.

 

[univariate]

so much irony in one sentence

 

[Sean C]

Sorry Paul, Democrats actually like the idea of a third Obama term.

 

[paperboywriter]

that face

was pure agony

poor paul

Don't give him sympathy

 

[Rebel Leader]

Sorry Paul, Democrats actually like the idea of a third Obama term.

and so does the rest of the world

 

[Bearjewpiter]

Daaaww, Ryan is still bitter at being demolished by Biden.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Wes Borland, guitarist of Limp Bizkit posted this.

That's kind of amazing.

 

[StoOgE]

These jokes are all flopping.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Some other guy used Change as a tagline. Wonder what happened to him cause it clearly never worked out.

 

[commedieu]

You know people are going to fact check this, right Mitch?

Need to get out of your echo chamber. The Republicans have proven that facts aren't important, just rallying and war cries. Sure gaf can High five itself for making educated comments and sneering with snark. However I see a very energized group of people that are going to vote.

Meanwhile you've got Democrats and minorities hat aren't going to show up for hillary.

 

[Joe Molotov]

Main Menu, amirite fellow kids? Trump is A-Mei-Zing!

 

[Vire]

 

[Stinkles]

Could you imagine if this photo was real?

 

[Xe4]

I don't think "scaring" people with a 3rd Obama term is gonna help you much in the election, Ryan.

And you guys elected Bush and then elected his son, so don't lecture democrats, lol.

 

[jediyoshi]

BOO MORALIZING

 

[kevin1025]

"...sent back to the main menu."

Video game reference?! Vote cast.