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[BlastProcessing]

That was vintage Rubio.

 

[RPGCrazied]

C'mon, bash on Trump. We know you want to!

Not going to happen.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Ted Cruz just can't resist fumbling his way through a basketball reference.

Seriously dude needs to stop with the basketball analogies and references.

 

[Soulscribe]

Ted Cruz just can't resist fumbling his way through a basketball reference.

Lmao. But really though

 

[GitarooMan]

Who was that recent black female republican speaker?

Eric Trump foundation employee

 

[studyguy]

Now Trump might have said I cheated on my wife, called me a Zodiac killer and claimed my father helped kill JFK... BUT DAMNIT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT A MAN! Who will call you ugly to your face!

 

[Intheflorsh]

Who was that recent black female republican speaker?

Someone who works for Trump.

 

[paperboywriter]

Ted talk the shit out of them

 

[Dan]

Who was that recent black female republican speaker?

VP of Eric Trump's company/organization, whatever the fuck.

 

[Get'sMad]

I would personally pay a lot of money to have LeBron dunk Lyin' Ted straight to hell.

 

[jmood88]

Who was that recent black female republican speaker?

Mia Love?

Edit: oh, there was someone there today

 

[Rebel Leader]

Who is he talking about?

Oh

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Puppet Shadow]

Shit, did a cop shoot her dog?

 

[MikeDown]

Sweet Caroline!!!!!!

 

[border]

I heard Cruz is going to announce his running mate for the 2020 campaign. Fingers crossed, guys!

 

[Joe Molotov]

This didn't happen.

 

[echoshifting]

I knew somebody was gonna die in this story

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

panderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpanderpander

 

[Hubbl3]

I'm gonna guess they're not gonna talk about the minority families that have to go through the same experience.

 

[Slacker]

/r/thathappened time

 

[Judderman]

...Why do I think this did not happen?

 

[Ferrio]

Lying Ted.

 

[Envelope]

fake story

as expected from lyin' ted

 

[Azure Dream]

I knew somebody was gonna die in this story

Cruz doesn't tell a story without it.

 

[marrec]

"I have no idea what he [thought about this election] but I will USE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM NOW THAT HE DEAD BIATCH"

 

[Xe4]

Not going to happen.

I know : / Let me dream dammit!

 

[cruets]

He making this shit up. Lying Ted

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Lyin' Ted

 

[metalslimer]

The protesters were mocking him?

 

[Rebel Leader]

LYIN` TED

 

[User1608]

Fuck off you piece of shit. Cruz is still as punchable as ever.

 

[Trouble]

All he does is lie.

 

[spunodi]

The mobile ads showing whenever I check this thread are all childrens toys. Sassy ad algorithm?

 

[jmood88]

It has been so long that I had almost forgotten how much I hate hearing Ted Cruz speak.

 

[Nokagi]

I'm sure at the end of this story Hillary will somehow be responsible for the police officers death.

 

[Slacker]

[citation needed] on the mocking. By all accounts the cops and protesters were getting along well before the chaos started.

 

[marrec]

The protesters were mocking him?

Saying "Black Lives Matter" is necessarily mocking to cops

 

[Hubbl3]

The protesters were mocking him?

e.g. Weren't falling in line

 

[echoshifting]

It has been so long that I had almost forgotten how much I hate hearing Ted Cruz speak.

World's most punchable voice

 

[GitarooMan]

Man this is so so wrong. So exploitative.

 

[Applesauce]

Joke's over Canada, take him back please.

 

[UltimaPooh]

I'm sure at the end of this story Hilary will somehow be responsible for the police officers death.

You mean they haven't done it already at the RNC? Shocking.

 

[paperboywriter]

Zodiac lives matter

 

[Get'sMad]

at least he doesn't have a podium to vigorously tap on

edit: oh he does...he's just not using his trademark force.

 

[Rebel Leader]

[citation needed] on the mocking. By all accounts the cops and protesters were getting along well before the chaos started.

I heard the same reports

 

[cruets]

I'll take Drumpf over lying Ted any day

 

[DorkLord54]

I don't know why I'm surprised he pronounced Nice correctly.

 

[Jeels]

Fuck you Ted Cruz for politicizing the deaths of cops.

 

[Fladam]

Ted Cruz is a fucking asshole. Ted Cruz is a fucking asshole. Ted Cruz is a fucking asshole.