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[Intheflorsh]

JV team? what?

 

[davepoobond]

"i want to believe them"


but my tommy gun dont

 

[Paskil]

Pausing for applause is so awkward.

 

[echoshifting]

But i'm here to tell you Obama hates your children and Hillary is trying to eat them.

These are facts, friends

 

[Joe Molotov]

Hoping Ted eats a booger on stage.

 

[Rebel Leader]

THAT FUCKING LINE


STOP USING IT WITHOUT CONTEXT OF THE NEXT LINE

 

[Lkr]

MADNESS?!?!?

 

[LifEndz]

I mean, to think it's possible to use diplomacy and not take this country to war? My friends, this is madness.

 

[BitStyle]

Those are not holidays.

LYIN TED

 

[Jeels]

Disgusting monster. The fact that he can say that shit with a straight ugly face...This man.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Hoping Ted eats a booger on stage.

Tonsil stones bro.

 

[Slacker]

This effing crowd, I swear. Sounds like kids booing the bad guy in a puppet show.

 

[DorkLord54]

JV team? what?

He's Lyin' Ted. What'd you expect?

 

[Nabs]

Lyin' Ted doing what he knows best.

 

[GitarooMan]

Obama imports terrorists? Lol

 

[User 85168]

this is the best written and delivered speech so far, content obviously not withstanding.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Lyin Ted!

 

[Nordicus]

Are there any grounds for slander here?

'cause man, Obama is a fucking saint if there are.

 

[MikeDown]

JV team? what?

He is referencing something Obama said when being asked about how ISIS is a threat.

 

[helloresolven]

Is Ted Cruz poor?

 

[Rebel Leader]

We never lost freedm

No no no no no no.

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Lyin Ted

 

[aspiegamer]

I was thinking they might try to use Cruz as a sort of bridge toward welcoming in the general public to the party, but yeah apparently not. There are some actual ideas here (sort of) but it's still rooted entirely in fear.

PBS got Donald Trump on video backstage like this is fuckin WWE I swear to god I hope he PSY or DIE

lolol

Edit: omg, we're giving away GAF to the Russians and Chinese?!? *sobs*

 

[Joe Molotov]

Obama imports terrorists? Lol

Play-Asia.com/Terrorists

 

[Androidsleeps]

Obama is importing terrorists? I thought that's Hillary's doing..

 

[Slacker]

Dudes were totally going to be so freeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Clydefrog]

Russia and China gonna takeover GAF? WTF?

 

[rjinaz]

lol really calling out them for being rich at the RNC? He serious? I just heard a speech about how rich Trump is.

 

[JJDubz]

"Freedom to choose your child's education even if you aren't as rich as Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama"

So... socialized school systems, right?

 

[cruets]

Donald Trump is richer

 

[BigJonsson]

Free internet!


lol hesitant applause for freedom of religion

 

[gutter_trash]

Play-Asia.com/Terrorists

404 not found

I had to click

 

[neostapler]

funny how these guys are cheering so much for a guy they didn't vote for

 

[Hubbl3]

Keep those internet passes for the 'Mericans!

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

WE'RE GIVING AWAY ALL THE INTERNET

 

[Captin Quacker]

wait we can give internet away?!?!?

 

[metalslimer]

How the fuck can you give away the internet?

This homophobic piece of shit wants to mention the LGBT community?

 

[Slayven]

Why do the Trump kids have stank face?

 

[RPGCrazied]

this is the best written and delivered speech so far, content obviously not withstanding.

Well, he is going to want to run again. So.

Still hate the man though.

 

[Username1198]

Lol trumps family stone faced through lyin teds speech

 

[Kurdel]

Giving the Internet to Russia? Bwah?

 

[Get'sMad]

is Trump really just going to let Cruz be out here campaigning for himself like this?

 

[Dishwalla]

Don't say Jew dude.

 

[NullPointer]

We're giving the internet away to Russia and China?

Wasn't giving them the secret of fire enough?

 

[Rebel Leader]

Look at all this internet we give

 

[itschris]

Ted Cruz
‏@tedcruz

Nominating Donald Trump would be a train wreck. It would be handing the White House over to Hillary Clinton. #GOPTownHall

7:43 PM - 29 Mar 2016

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/714976221319270400

 

[Jeels]

Holy shit how many blatant lies can this guy fit into a single speech. I might have to turn this off because I am boiling. He needs to get called out by the media and hard. Fucking scum.

 

[Tarkus]

Hoping Ted eats a booger on stage.

Tonsil stones bro.

 

[GaimeGuy]

"Whether you are Christian, A jew, Muslim, or Atheist"

One of these things is not like the others

 

[DorkLord54]

Says the guy who opposes gay marriage. He really is Lyin' Ted.