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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography
- Thread starter AniHawk
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That's specious reasoning dad
Thank you, honey.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Huh, I just realized Simpsons only had 1 thanksgiving ep.
I was rewatching Hurricane Neddy the other day, and I realized I might've found my personal favorite joke in the entire series.
It's when the National Guard comes to try and escort Grandpa out of his nursing home.
Guard : "Sir we would like to ask you to come with us to a shelter."
Grandpa : " Absolutely NOT! I was BORN in this nursing home, and I'll DIIIIIEEE IN THIS NURSING HOME."
Guard : "Is there any chance you may be changing your mind?"
Grandpa : "Sure let's go."
A lot of it comes from the actor's readings, but holy shit I've been laughing at that scene for like a week. Just so fucking good.
It's when the National Guard comes to try and escort Grandpa out of his nursing home.
Guard : "Sir we would like to ask you to come with us to a shelter."
Grandpa : " Absolutely NOT! I was BORN in this nursing home, and I'll DIIIIIEEE IN THIS NURSING HOME."
Guard : "Is there any chance you may be changing your mind?"
Grandpa : "Sure let's go."
A lot of it comes from the actor's readings, but holy shit I've been laughing at that scene for like a week. Just so fucking good.
Patrick Bateman
Member
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Nerdkiller
Membeur
Only episodes centred around the holiday from the get go would count, I assume.
Patrick Bateman
Member
lunchtoast
Member
There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician.
I remember repeating this line for a week to myself. Just the way the line is delivered is so good.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
"And we laugh legitimately."
There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician.
I remember repeating this line for a week to myself. Just the way the line is delivered is so good.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Huh, now that I think about it...
...Homer never had to handle that green radioactive stick found in the OP at the show proper at all right?
what's Homer the Moe?
...Homer never had to handle that green radioactive stick found in the OP at the show proper at all right?
what's Homer the Moe?
Nerdkiller
Membeur
It's where Moe needs some guidance on how to run his bar, which results in him retooling it into a nightclub, straining his friendship with Homer and the other patrons, to the point where Homer makes his own bar in his garage.
Professor Beef
Banned
That was a fun episode!
Nerdkiller
Membeur
"Alright Econo Save, you just made the list!"
Rhomega Beta
Member
Barney: "Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson...hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put in yours!"
Moe: "Hey, give me that! *writes* Barney...Gumble."
Barney: "Awww."
Moe: "Hey, give me that! *writes* Barney...Gumble."
Barney: "Awww."
Zombie Lyle
Member
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew how to get some Tang, it would be you. Shut up!
Tang was this drink that astronauts used to drink.
The joke in this scene is that tang is also the shortened form of poontang, which is a slang word for sex. Clinton had Lewinski when he was president, so there you go.
Man, that one predicted the future.
Reminds me of this Critic joke at 1:50.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v5U6ViwwaA
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
Pretty amusing. Though at first I thought the first pic was a mistake. That was a Homer quote, not a Mr. Burns quote!
....Then turns out they recycled that joke with Mr Burns several seasons after the Homer quote. -_-
Nerdkiller
Membeur
JehutyRunner
Banned
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
JPeeples83
Member
Goddamn, I'll be laughin' for hours!
ChazAshley
CharAznable's second cousin
This belongs in the other simpsons thread. Hahaha. There truly is a Simpsons pic or quote for everything.
Zombie Lyle
Member
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Tang is also an orange juice brand
Patrick Bateman
Member
Rhomega Beta
Member
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Oh I thought he mean it as it's an astronaut only food, my bad lol
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
Hahaha
I wish.
Trump isn't eloquent enough to say things like "slacked jawed troglodytes" though. xD
Patrick Bateman
Member
"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the town darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson."
I'm pretty sure I got the pic from this very thread ;P
Zombie Lyle
Member
Patrick Bateman
Member
I just realised that Homer talking in the sleep is quoting Scarface.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti5AkLup1mI
I never recognized it before.
Btw:
The Gummi Venus de Milo, Carved By Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium Of Gummi
Rhomega Beta
Member
Would you people stop saying "gummi"?
