The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography
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AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
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platypotamus
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Didn't know he was dying. Very sad.
And the song at the end is amazing. I sing it to my daughter as a lullaby
Has anyone here read The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorised History? I'm about a third of the way in and I'm not sure, really. It clearly wants to dig up dirt but the history is really dependent on who to believe, and therefore I never feel any closer to the truth. One person says Matt is in the right, one person says Sam Simon is in the right, and then the book moves on. Basically the strength of the book - quoted from those involved in the show - also proves to be its weakness due to a lack of corroboration on anything.
Henchmen21
Banned
Have you learned to imitoot it though?
You couldn't imitoot your mother on the imitootingest day of your life if you had an electrified imitooting machine.
Just finished watching Homie the Clown, one of my favorites.
Clowns are funny.
Henchmen21
Banned
mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
This leash demeans us both.
This leash demeans us both.
The baby translations are gold.
"Where did you go?"
"Oh, there you are, very amusing."
(or something to that effect.)
"I want what the dog's eating!"
Were these posted yet? Apparently all the movie references from seasons 1-5 and 6-10.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/heres-every-movie-reference-from-the-first-five-se,100782/
http://www.avclub.com/articles/and-now-heres-every-movie-reference-from-the-simps,100983/
http://www.avclub.com/articles/heres-every-movie-reference-from-the-first-five-se,100782/
http://www.avclub.com/articles/and-now-heres-every-movie-reference-from-the-simps,100983/
trab pu kcip
Member
nice.
Henchmen21
Banned
HeyBartyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask?!!!
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
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AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Why do you think we watched all of those Police Academy movies? FOR FUN!? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
"Do you find something comical about my appearance when i'm driving my automobile?"
"...Yeah."
"...Yeah."
Goodacre0081
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ZachDeKoromaru
Banned
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
trab pu kcip
Member
fill it up with petroleum distillate, and revulcanize my tires, post-haste!
trab pu kcip
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that's funny, apart from his golden moments I used to have a hard time enduring him too. I guess he just sparked some of the cheaper jokes. but nowadays I just embrace his old man gibberish.
Yeah, but most of the women suck on the show. :X
Weird but true. That stereotypical businesslady/Hollywood agent/realtor is the worst.
trab pu kcip
Member
fuck that bitch fo sho.
except for beautiful and kind-hearted marge. I also always liked ruth powers
except for beautiful and kind-hearted marge. I also always liked ruth powers
trab pu kcip
Member
could you lend me a jar of love?
Oh, my demo tape.
Exactly, and she sticks out with the hair as well. It had to be a conscious effort.
baaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha, that's your picture ontheahahha!
Go ahead homer, laugh at me.
I already did
ClassyPenguin
Banned
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
It's your job! Your job! Repetitiveness is your job!
Henchmen21
Banned
Woozle Wuzzle?
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
Goo goo gajoob?
Exterminieren
Banned
The issue of women in the Simpsons never occurred to me until I played Tapped Out. But yeah, the fact that the only non-paywall women in that app are Marge and Krabappel reflects rather badly on the show. Yeah, they could add Patty and Selma, but after that?
Trent Strong
Banned
I saw that report you did on Sasquatch. It was fair and even-handed.
Milhouse's mom sucks
Luann has some great lines
And I like the corporate woman
"So he's proactive huh?"
I'd just like to share something I just discovered, possibly way late to the game.
The Season 9 episode, Bart Star. Homer goes to the Kwik-E-Mart, asking for beer with candy floating in it - Skittlebrau. Just seemed silly to a lot of people, I'm sure.
Turns out that, if a 19th century Englishman wanted to remind someone that life isn't only about leisure and self-enjoyment, they would say "you know, life's not all beer and skittles".
Clever little writers, them.
The Season 9 episode, Bart Star. Homer goes to the Kwik-E-Mart, asking for beer with candy floating in it - Skittlebrau. Just seemed silly to a lot of people, I'm sure.
Turns out that, if a 19th century Englishman wanted to remind someone that life isn't only about leisure and self-enjoyment, they would say "you know, life's not all beer and skittles".
Clever little writers, them.
grap3fruitman
Banned
In episode 7F18, how does Ringo Starr get Marge's new return address?
The Simpsons' to get a Lego series
COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) Want to build a new home for Homer or try out a new hairstyle for Marge?
Danish toy company Lego on Monday confirmed it will launch a special series themed on "The Simpsons" family globally in 2014.
Lego spokesman Roar Rude Trangbaek wouldn't give any details about what characters would be included, but said the company hopes the series will "appeal to fans of 'The Simpsons' family."
Lego, a privately held Danish company, has seen its sales soar in recent years after it started making series based on popular movies such as "Star Wars" and "Ninjago."
"The Simpsons" has been on the air for 22 years, becoming the longest-running American sitcom, the longest-running American animated program and a cultural phenomenon with colleges devoting courses to studying it.
http://money.msn.com/business-news/article.aspx?feed=AP&date=20130805&id=16774248
COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) Want to build a new home for Homer or try out a new hairstyle for Marge?
Danish toy company Lego on Monday confirmed it will launch a special series themed on "The Simpsons" family globally in 2014.
Lego spokesman Roar Rude Trangbaek wouldn't give any details about what characters would be included, but said the company hopes the series will "appeal to fans of 'The Simpsons' family."
Lego, a privately held Danish company, has seen its sales soar in recent years after it started making series based on popular movies such as "Star Wars" and "Ninjago."
"The Simpsons" has been on the air for 22 years, becoming the longest-running American sitcom, the longest-running American animated program and a cultural phenomenon with colleges devoting courses to studying it.
http://money.msn.com/business-news/article.aspx?feed=AP&date=20130805&id=16774248