No joke, I once threw an empty water bottle and it bounced off my sister's head and into the trashcan near her. I felt super cool
No joke, I once threw an empty water bottle and it bounced off my sister's head and into the trashcan near her. I felt super cool
I saw this recently and was worried that the poor woman would slip and break the glass in her ass.
I'm getting old....
You just wanted some more glass ass in your life.
Don’t google it.
You just wanted some more glass ass in your life.
Don’t google it.
That is exactly what I was thinking about the whole time I was watching!
You know you've got issues when you're viewing such an exquisite posterior but can only picture a degenerate pulling shattered glass out of his bleeding rectum.
Imagine when taking the first sip, instead of smelling beer you smell shit.
You wouldn't be able to tell your mates that you can't drink the beer a hot woman gave you between her ass cheeks because what, are you a pussy!
But you also couldn't ever look at that woman again without thinking her shitty ass and being disgusted about it, and probably couldn't look any woman again thinking how shitty their asses must be.
But you still have to drink the beer, all the while smelling the awful shit stink and slowly but surely starting to think you are drinking shit.
That would make you unable to enjoy beer ever again.
So you end up being disgusted by both beer and women, and you can't tell anyone about it.
And that's just because some bitch who's seen too much porn decided to do tricks in front of some beer and butt craving asshole who's seen too much porn.
Bullet Club
Is that a hairy...knee?
Do I want to know what an inflation fetish is?
I don't know what it is either. It's probably women blowing up balloons.Do I want to know what an inflation fetish is?
I was thinking more “insert bike pump into vagina and begin p...”.I don't know what it is either. It's probably women blowing up balloons.
That would be for someone with a pussy fart fetish.I was thinking more “insert bike pump into vagina and begin p...”.