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[hariseldon]

His reply is pure gold. The best life advice any man could ask for.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Rien]

I don’t get it :/

 

[hariseldon]

I don’t get it :/

Viz is a comic in the UK and one section is a helpful 'tips' section. They're made up and intentionally shit.

See also:

 

[Bullet Club]

Viz is a comic in the UK and one section is a helpful 'tips' section. They're made up and intentionally shit.

Britain's highest quality satire magazine.

 

[V2Tommy]

I'm more entertained that a professional British outlet can't figure out how to properly use a comma.

 

[hariseldon]

I'm more entertained that a professional British outlet can't figure out how to properly use a comma.

The whole point is not being professional.

 

[MilkyJoe]

I'm more entertained that a professional British outlet can't figure out how to properly use a comma.

It clearly says he's from San Francisco...

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

The whole point is not being professional.

Indeed. If you're unfamiliar with Viz and its deliberate naffness then it's not a surprise if a snippet like this loses some of that tone. Fnarr.

 

[Bullet Club]

Viz published the greatest comic of all time.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[plushyp]

Ping Pong

 

[MorgLaw]

It can be all funny and everything, but how people can share things... DISGUSTING things on the net? Where friends and just passing by people can see? Where is this world going???

 

[hariseldon]

 

[plushyp]

Life's like that

 

[mortal]

lol the fuck?

 

[Nymphae]

 

[mortal]

Alpha fucks. Beta bucks.

 

[plushyp]

SSS Rank

 

[Nymphae]

 

[Nymphae]

 

[Nymphae]

 

[hariseldon]

(Greta is there along with a bunch of bussed-in brats from all over the country, doing their bit for climate change)

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Nymphae]

I remember hearing an Adam Carolla rant about people who will wait at huge lineups at gas stations or go far out of their way when there is a sale. His thinking is, fuck the extra cost per litre, what is your actual dollar per hour value, how much is your time actually worth - and then figure out if this move is beneficial.

 

[Nymphae]

 

[mortal]

BALLS OF STEEL

 

[hariseldon]

 

[Tesseract]

shredded cat is shredded

 

[plushyp]

Teamwork

 

[Scopa]

Teamwork

That seems ill advised.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[mekes]

 

[plushyp]

That seems ill advised.

When the mom is away the dad will play.

x-x-x

Exit... stage left

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[mekes]

 

[plushyp]

Sneak 100

 

[mekes]

 

[TacosNSalsa]

 

[Kamina]

Not sure she knows that this post isn’t exactly painting her in a good light either.

 

[mekes]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[mortal]

 

[hariseldon]

 

[farmerboy]

I'm having very conflicting thoughts right now.

 

[Kamina]

Retarded hot girl

 

[Scopa]

Retarded hot girl

The best kind.

 

[Bullet Club]

Here's Katy Perry and her dancing lady cricket bats:

 

[hariseldon]

Dog does not give a shit.