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[Salz01]

I guess I’m going to watch Immaculate tonight.

 

[Bloobs]

 

[E-Cat]

Am I wrong in thinking that she's attractive but you could go to any mall in America and find a more attractive woman in less than 15 minutes?

She’s very attractive, but in a generic sorta way. There’s ”would bone” attractive, and then there’s ”would hold the shit out of her hand” attractive. The latter tier is very elusive.

 

[Thaedolus]

A major development for sure. Will need to keep an eye on this situation.

 

[FireFly]

Based on the thread title I was assuming that Biden had declared a national emergency after Sweeney announced plans for breast reduction surgery.

 

[VAVA Mk2]

She's a hater

 

[VAVA Mk2]

It's kinda hard to tell in these pics but it's the lady in the dress:

 

[Cyberpunkd]

She’s very attractive, but in a generic sorta way.

It’s called “girl next door”, she’s the definition of that.

 

[AJUMP23]

Snorks haven’t thought about them in forever

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Girl next door? Where y'all living with smoke shows like her?

 

[The Cockatrice]

Girl next door? Where y'all living with smoke shows like her?

 

[Vyse]

I love tits.

Post of the week.

 

[Vyse]

Would

Two in the pinker, one in the stinker. I understood that reference.

 

[dem]

If only her face didn’t look like a deep sea fish

 

[Vyse]

If only her face didn’t look like a deep sea fish

Didn’t realize she had a face.

 

[jason10mm]

Rumor has it she's not the typical Hollywood type when it comes to ideology either.

Rumor? She's pretty open about it. Dat pretty white girl privilege is strong with her....

AND she does MMA, so there is a semi decent chance she could make for a good action femme star.

 

[Eiknarf]

You k ow she’s like naked and getting boned left and right in Euphoria?

Even more in Voyeurs, free on Prime

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

You k ow she’s like naked and getting boned left and right in Euphoria?

Well fake boned but close enough

 

[Bojji]

Miss Germany looks more like Mister Germany 2024.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Miss Germany looks more like Mister Germany 2024.

I googled Miss Germany and this was what Google helpfully suggested:

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[OverHeat]

 

[Trilobit]

I googled Miss Germany and this was what Google helpfully suggested:

Well, she did compete against only really ugly women like this one:

 

[Thaedolus]

Awkshually it’s kind of a mesh of blood vessels that fill up when….

 

[Davevil]

 

[MikeM]

Am I wrong in thinking that she's attractive but you could go to any mall in America and find a more attractive woman in less than 15 minutes?

Thats what I find appealing about her. She is hot in an “everyday normal girl” way.

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

This is the best GAF thread

 

[8bitpill]

I googled Miss Germany and this was what Google helpfully suggested:

Watch the definition of double standards.

 

[badblue]

 

[Pimpbaa]

I HAD a boner before I saw miss germany, now I don’t. In fact I can’t get a boner anymore. That pic broke my penis!

 

[jason10mm]

I'm more curious how a 40 yo MOTHER is "Miss" anything! Don't they have the Mrs. Germany category over there? Sure, not as many care, but that's where the cougars go to strut their stuff!

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Fucking hell.

I'm in the office today

 

[Days like these...]

Watch the definition of double standards.

That dude would have been a better Miss Germany than the actual Miss Germany.

 

[TGO]

I see random Aldi's Cashier's everywhere in my home town, for every 10 of them there's a Miss Germany.
I have to play modern western game to see real females

 

[GymWolf]

If only her face didn’t look like a deep sea fish

She has that billie eilish death stare/fish eyes but the body make up for it.

 

[DeafTourette]

Her butt is nothing special... It's her face and boobs that I like most. Her butt would come in dead last as far as what I find attractive about her.

 

[lughnasadh123]

Front AND back

 

[Thaedolus]

Her butt is nothing special... It's her face and boobs that I like most. Her butt would come in dead last as far as what I find attractive about her.

 

[DeafTourette]

I like booty that is more C shaped like Lupita N'yongo.

 

[Insane Metal]

So it's not just in Brazil that people are going insane. Miss São Paulo 2024 for instance

 

[Thaedolus]

I like booty that is more C shaped like Lupita N'yongo.

Oh hey everyone look over here we got an ass connoisseur…connoisseur of ass over here!!!

 

[Dutchy]

I'll take a girl with a pretty face over a banging body every time. I think she's got a very unique but gorgeous face, but her body is that of every young woman with access to a Gym and Tik Tok imho. You could find something similar around every corner of every mall probably. But you would have to actually leave your house for once in order to find out though

 

[YCoCg]

It's weird but it feels very old school Hollywood in a way that Sydney knows she's sexy AND chooses to use it and is proud of it. It's refreshing in a way that we have actress who embraces it.

 

[Pigenator]

She's probably the peak in terms of hot body, seriously she's goddamn absurd.

 

[jason10mm]

She's probably the peak in terms of hot body, seriously she's goddamn absurd.

I just hope she can age gracefully and not descend into plastic surgery/botox/filler hell. Her look is pretty distinct with those sleepy eyes and I don't think it would take much to make turn into "a girl that sorta looks like Sydney" and she vanishes like Megan Fox, Jennifer Grey and all the others that erase their uniqueness.

 

[CuckooBananaNuts]

Let us not kid ourselves, sire. You too would drag your penis through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

That is a combination of words I never thought I would see put together in that order.

 

[BillMaxwell]

I was pleasantly surprised with that development.

 

[Tieno]

The zipper is unzipped just the right amount.

 

[DeafTourette]

 

[Hookshot]

Shame her boobs are not that big