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why is it that no one has invented a way for computers to connect to multiple wireless connections at one time? wouldnt that make speeds higher if you could connect to a few networks at one time?
 
I always wondered about something. How do television studios know how many people are watching their channels and their shows? I see reports going around saying this show got x amount of viewers, but how do they keep track? Is it done by polls? Or do cable companies have a way of tracking these things.
 
Skiptastic said:
How does one start a relationship with someone at work without things ending up awkward?
by getting married and living happily ever after and/or having one of the partners leave while you're still a happy couple.
 
Jangaroo said:
I always wondered about something. How do television studios know how many people are watching their channels and their shows? I see reports going around saying this show got x amount of viewers, but how do they keep track? Is it done by polls? Or do cable companies have a way of tracking these things.

I believe they send out Neilson boxes to a sample size of families. Then they monitor what they watch and extrapolate that to represent the entire population.
 
Here's a question, for the admins, that's been bugging me for a while, how come the bar near the top of the page with the User cp, TOS, search and Quick Links disappears sometimes and then comes back later on?
 
Jangaroo said:
I always wondered about something. How do television studios know how many people are watching their channels and their shows? I see reports going around saying this show got x amount of viewers, but how do they keep track? Is it done by polls? Or do cable companies have a way of tracking these things.

It's all speculative bullshit, just like the NPDs (which don't receive data from Wal-Mart). A few bastards have Nielson Boxes in their homes, and their viewing habits are extrapolated for the whole country. Basically, when shows like Arrested Development and Family Guy are canceled even though they have huge cult followings, it's most likely bad luck that fans of those shows just didn't have boxes.

And sports are impossible to judge. Watching a game with three buddies (or in a sports bar) throws off all the data. The entire TV industry is built on a pile of BS.
 
Seems like the perfect topic for this:

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How did these things work?? Magic?? How the hell did it know where in the tv I was pointing when I was killing those ducks?
 
NightBlade88 said:
I've always wondered, how exactly do filmakers edit CGI (I.E Transformers) into the real backgrounds of normal film.
To expand on what Jet Grind Radio! said they use a process called Rotoscoping. The CG characters never actually go behind anything, instead, the artists go frame by frame, hiding or masking off sections of the CG character as the CG character "walks behind stuff" in the video so you can see the video through them. The CG characters are actually on a layer above the video. Most foreground elements, things like rocks and trees and even more often smoke and fog are all fake as well... they've just got to the point where you can't tell anymore.

More than that though, they use TONS of green screens and probably more CG elements than you realize. In Transformers it's more likely that, in a scene, Shia Labeouf is acting on a green set with Megan Fox and a rock and then they replace ALL the green from that video with a CG background (maybe even just another video) and CG characters all layered using composting software.
 
Letters said:
Seems like the perfect topic for this:

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How did these things work?? Magic?? How the hell did it know where in the tv I was pointing when I was killing those ducks?[/QUOTE]

When you pulled the trigger, all the shootable targets on-screen flashed at unique frequencies. The camera in the zapper picks up a flash and can tell which target it "shot."
 
Count Dookkake said:
When you pulled the trigger, all the shootable targets on-screen flashed at unique frequencies. The camera in the zapper picks up a flash and can tell which target it "shot."
After all these years, I finally know!! Thanks! :lol
 
Divvy said:
I believe they send out Neilson boxes to a sample size of families. Then they monitor what they watch and extrapolate that to represent the entire population.

Gigglepoo said:
It's all speculative bullshit, just like the NPDs (which don't receive data from Wal-Mart). A few bastards have Nielson Boxes in their homes, and their viewing habits are extrapolated for the whole country. Basically, when shows like Arrested Development and Family Guy are canceled even though they have huge cult followings, it's most likely bad luck that fans of those shows just didn't have boxes.

And sports are impossible to judge. Watching a game with three buddies (or in a sports bar) throws off all the data. The entire TV industry is built on a pile of BS.

Oh wow, I didn't know that's how things work. I didn't even know Nielson boxes even existed. Thanks for the responses.
 
Does anyone know how I can change treble bass setting on my PC? I use Realtek drivers, and they they apparently dont have built in treble bass settings. Its really annoying because my bass is way to high making it hard to hear speech in video and games
EDIT: Vista 32 user btw
 
mario ate my burger said:
Ok, say one was going to use a fleshlight. Obviously you couldn't use semen since you haven't ejaculated yet, so spit would be ok?

This isn't about me, btw. Friend wants to know.


haha, yeah, all right. Your friend wants to know how to make water-based lube so he can fuck his fleshlight? Have these conversations often? My friend wants to know.



Also, I posted this earlier in the thread but I didn't get a response, probably because I was being so vague with my description but I really would appreciate any help with this.

I'm looking for a .gif image, I have no idea of its origins. It's a picture of a guy's head, and he has this enormous mouth that stretches from ear to ear, and it has heaps of teeth in it. You can't really see his eyes because his mouth is so big. He is chomping his mouth and and down, and moving his head from side to side. the colours are kind of green and brown, and it might be clay animation but I'm not really sure.

Like I said, the details are kind of sketchy but it's all I can remember. If anyone knows anything remotely like that it would be shweet if they could post it.
 
i fucked my thumb up yesterday and since i can kinda move it its probably just sprained right? its swollen and i can even bend the middle of it, if it was broken it would hurt way more (it only hurts when i try and move it) and i wouldnt be able to move it at all right?

ps. i didnt go to the hospital because if its not broke im not gonna pay for some guy to tell me its sprained.
 
Is it true that 4chan is just flooding with viruses and trojans everywhere you look? I've always wanted to go there but I've heard stories....
 
kai3345 said:
Is it true that 4chan is just flooding with viruses and trojans everywhere you look? I've always wanted to go there but I've heard stories....
iv wondered that too, i go there every now and then so if it is im gonna stop going there.
 
TOM f'N CRUISE said:
i fucked my thumb up yesterday and since i can kinda move it its probably just sprained right? its swollen and i can even bend the middle of it, if it was broken it would hurt way more (it only hurts when i try and move it) and i wouldnt be able to move it at all right?

ps. i didnt go to the hospital because if its not broke im not gonna pay for some guy to tell me its sprained.


From what I have read/heard, the only way to tell with thumb/hand injuries is to get an x-ray. I could be wrong but yeah.
 
Neverender said:
Also, I posted this earlier in the thread but I didn't get a response, probably because I was being so vague with my description but I really would appreciate any help with this.

I'm looking for a .gif image, I have no idea of its origins. It's a picture of a guy's head, and he has this enormous mouth that stretches from ear to ear, and it has heaps of teeth in it. You can't really see his eyes because his mouth is so big. He is chomping his mouth and and down, and moving his head from side to side. the colours are kind of green and brown, and it might be clay animation but I'm not really sure.

Like I said, the details are kind of sketchy but it's all I can remember. If anyone knows anything remotely like that it would be shweet if they could post it.

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Neverender said:
From what I have read/heard, the only way to tell with thumb/hand injuries is to get an x-ray. I could be wrong but yeah.
.......fuck, if its sprained how long does something like that take to heal? (for anybody that has had this happen)

OMG i just remembered P90X!!!!!!! NNNOOOO!!!!!
 
adamsappel said:


Fuck yes, I love you. What is this actually from by the way? :D


.......fuck, if its sprained how long does something like that take to heal? (for anybody that has had this happen)

OMG i just remembered P90X!!!!!!! NNNOOOO!!!!!

I've had something similar to what you're describing once, it wasn't broken, just jarred. I put some ice on it every now and then and it was better in about a week. Yours could be worse that but that was my experience. =]
 
When im listening to podcasts or audio files in the browser why does a black bar come up where the control should be? I can use the controls but its a guessing gaming to find them at times.

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Neverender said:
Fuck yes, I love you. What is this actually from by the way? :D
I've no idea, just realized from your description that I had it in a folder. The file was called "shitalker." I also had this one (called "freak") with it, which looks like it was made by the same person:

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Oh, I just noticed the label "CYRIAK" on both gifs and found this webpage from a UK animator. Lots of freaky stuff there.
 
kai3345 said:
Is it true that 4chan is just flooding with viruses and trojans everywhere you look? I've always wanted to go there but I've heard stories....

If your just browsing it's safe but you get the odd person posting links to other sites and downloads with viruses and shit. Be careful.
 
adamsappel said:
I've no idea, just realized from your description that I had it in a folder. The file was called "shitalker." I also had this one (called "freak") with it, which looks like it was made by the same person:

20nz3o.gif


Oh, I just noticed the label "CYRIAK" on both gifs and found this webpage from a UK animator. Lots of freaky stuff there.



queenie.gif



uhhh
 
NinjaFridge said:
When im listening to podcasts or audio files in the browser why does a black bar come up where the control should be? I can use the controls but its a guessing gaming to find them at times.

10p3x3b.jpg
This is what mine does to. I found out it was a problem with Quicktime and 64-bit Vista. To fix it I had to set Firefox to run in Windows XP (SP2) Compatibility mode... the only thing is when you stream Quicktime, Windows will temporarily switch out of the Aero scheme until you close your browser (basically just removes the transparencies from your title bars).
 
mario ate my burger said:
Ok, say one was going to use a fleshlight. Obviously you couldn't use semen since you haven't ejaculated yet, so spit would be ok?

This isn't about me, btw. Friend wants to know.

Well, if one was willing to spend $75 for a rubber twat in a can, $9 for some lube shouldn't be any huge expense. Tell HIM to quit being a cheapo.
 
I have one of those Dell XPS 1530 laptops with the crappy 8600m graphics card. I know either Dell or Nvidia got busted because those cards were faulty. I believe there was a class action lawsuit or something, but only if the stupid thing completely exploded.

So my question:

My card is obviously faulty, but it won't die. I am out of warranty (about four months past the basic year). The battery barely keeps a charge and it gets ridiculously hot. In fact, about 10% of the time I close the lid to put it in sleep mode, something glitches and it doesn't shut down properly. Multiple times I've come home with my house reeking of burnt plastic and the laptop being so hot, I seriously cannot touch it. But again, after a couple reboots it technically still functions.

Is there anything I can do or am I basically screwed since I'm out of the warranty period?

bjork said:
Well, if one was willing to spend $75 for a rubber twat in a can, $9 for some lube shouldn't be any huge expense. Tell HIM to quit being a cheapo.
I've always wondered how you even clean jizz out of those types of things. Do you wear a rubber or does it just start stinking like stale cum after a couple days?
 
jsnepo said:
Why is the favicon of NeoGAF not showing in Internet Explorer 8? Other sites do and the favicon shows up in Firefox 3.
It hasn't been showing for me since the last Firefox update, either. Maybe something's off on the site's end and it's still saved in cache for your Firefox?

Trying in IE7 now, I'm not getting it there either.
 
subrock said:
why is it that no one has invented a way for computers to connect to multiple wireless connections at one time? wouldnt that make speeds higher if you could connect to a few networks at one time?

The benefits you're thinking of exist, and you can get them in wireless devices that work under the concept of MIMO. Note that it requires multiple antennae, which is what your suggestion also requires. 802.11n will/does use MIMO.
 
Lets say you need to sleep outside, on a tarp, with no tent.

Whats the best was to stop mosquitos from biting your face?

Repellant - not sure I want to put DEET on my face, plus it wears off before you wake up
Face net - doesn't work when its layign right against your skin, right?
Sleeping with head in sleeping bag - way too hot

help!
 
mcrae said:
Lets say you need to sleep outside, on a tarp, with no tent.

Whats the best was to stop mosquitos from biting your face?

Repellant - not sure I want to put DEET on my face, plus it wears off before you wake up
Face net - doesn't work when its layign right against your skin, right?
Sleeping with head in sleeping bag - way too hot

help!

Don't they make some kind of sonic-sound thing that makes bugs stay away? Orrrrr... bug zapper?
 
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