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Schmattakopf said:
Depends. Are you a cat?
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My cat doesn't eat tuna fish. Or chicken for that matter. She does like Mcdonalds french fries (hates BK fries, we agree on that) and olives.

Is that strange?
 
ALIENS

Why do people think its shit? Is it because it went from suspense to action? I loved it when i last saw it.
 
Sai-kun said:
Why don't we have signatures? Edit: Has NeoGAF ever had them?

I actually kinda like not having one, and I definitely think image sigs are annoying as hell, and I've gotten used to not having one, but I wouldn't mind something like 2 lines of text.
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Because message board sigs are a tool of Satan.
 
It is generally been my understanding that the girl isn't supposed to be the one to tell the guy that she likes them. Does male GAF think less of a girl if she approaches him first?
 
Salazar said:
Depends. Are you a cat ?
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Ducky_McGee said:
It is generally been my understanding that the girl isn't supposed to be the one to tell the guy that she likes them. Does male GAF think less of a girl if she approaches him first?
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sometimes girls are upfront and down to earth which is nice.. it can be a nice thing
 
Ducky_McGee said:
It is generally been my understanding that the girl isn't supposed to be the one to tell the guy that she likes them. Does male GAF think less of a girl if she approaches him first?
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I think less of girls who drop into conversation, like a rock in a pond, the fact that they have a boyfriend - as if, had they not mentioned it, they would have been shackled and ravaged. It probably reflects a subdued misogyny on my part (that is, I really do have buried in my mind the urge to shackle and ravage), but it's an irritation.
 
How do Korean family names work? I'm supposed to do an oral presentation of the last part of the Korea war this Tuesday and if I end up being done with time left I kind of figured I would throw in some trivia about the Kim Il-Sung > Kim Jong-Il family name relation. Is both Kim and Il part of the family name? How does it work?
 
cntrational said:
Which thread did the "knock over a magazine rack" meme come from?
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The thread isn't around anymore cause it was on the old forum but KiNeSiS made a thread and said
KiNeSiS said:
I Hate Electronic Boutique.

Damn them. I tried bringing back Def Jam Vendetta for game cube and they wouldn't take it. This would have been the first time I brought a game back. They changed there policy two weeks ago I was told. I informed them that I had a policy on my foot and if they want to see it i'll gladly introduce it to there asses. Needless to say they decided not to comply anyway so i pushed down there magazine rack. I think this game is weak because it has no replay value every character has a limited amount of moves compared tothe other aki games. Even virtual pro wrestling one has more moves. DAMNIT!!! I'd rather get Zelda for GBA!!! I will just buy my games at walmart and Toys R us. Best buy pissed me off and got enough money from me.
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and a hilarious thread ensued.


Some other quotes from Goodcow's archive: http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/ga-forum-quotes-12-11-2003.htm
 
Thanks. Sounds like it would've been a fun thread to read :<

...anyway, do you guys have those dramatic readings of Docpan's roid rage threads?
 
It's 11 o'clock. Is it acceptable to open the blinds in my room or stay in perpetual darkness because my roommate sleeps until one every day?
 
Alucrid said:
It's 11 o'clock. Is it acceptable to open the blinds in my room or stay in perpetual darkness because my roommate sleeps until one every day?
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Keep the blinds closed. Buy party favors. Come back to your room. Open the blinds and shout "HAPPY SATURDAY MOTHAFUCKA" then chuck confetti at him.

Then, arson.

Let him sleep, go do something or play video games.
 
Alucrid said:
It's 11 o'clock. Is it acceptable to open the blinds in my room or stay in perpetual darkness because my roommate sleeps until one every day?
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Leave it closed for now, ask him about whether you can open the blinds later on.
 
big ander said:
Keep the blinds closed. Buy party favors. Come back to your room. Open the blinds and shout "HAPPY SATURDAY MOTHAFUCKA" then chuck confetti at him.

Then, arson.

Let him sleep, go do something or play video games.
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I'm writing a paper (when I'm not browsing GAF) but yeah, the darkness is getting to me. Especially since I've been up since eight.

cntrational said:
Leave it closed for now, ask him about whether you can open the blinds later on.
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Yeah, still closed.
 
How did mankind get started with anal sex?
I mean, it's a hole where shit comes out of from time to time, yet the first sodomite thought it'd be a great idea to stick his penis inside of it.

And do other animals have anal sex?
 
Shanadeus said:
How did mankind get started with anal sex?


And do other animals have anal sex?
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Not sure how it got started, but it sure feels good. And yes.
 
Shanadeus said:
How did mankind get started with anal sex?
I mean, it's a hole where shit comes out of from time to time, yet the first sodomite thought it'd be a great idea to stick his penis inside of it.

And do other animals have anal sex?
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Well, someone probably stuck it in and thought it felt good. How did sex start? its a hole where piss and blood comes from once a month
 
EMERGENCY HELP REQUIRED.

My PS3 controller has all 4 lights blinking rapidly at the same time and I cannot use it. It won't connect to my PS3 even if I plug it in via USB and the lights just won't stop even if I leave it on the side unplugged. I've tried resetting the controller with the little button on the back but that didn't work.

EDIT: Nevermind, it has inexplicably started working again.
 
Shanadeus said:
How did mankind get started with anal sex?
I mean, it's a hole where shit comes out of from time to time, yet the first sodomite thought it'd be a great idea to stick his penis inside of it.

And do other animals have anal sex?
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They've found old pottery depicting anal sex in some early culture, but I'm sure it's been around a lot earlier than that. I mean it's not that unique of an idea. Put the penis in that hole. I'm sure a bunch of cavemen thought it up separately. I guess since that whole is so close to that other hole they were like "hmm lets see what happens."

Regarding animals, I'd bet that they do it. I read on Wikipedia a couple seconds ago how male giraffes sometimes are penetrating each other. Orgasms and everything.
 
How does the body get rid of unused semen? I mean, semen is constantly being produced, right? I don't see it come out of my body, so where's it going?
 
kid ness said:
How does the body get rid of unused semen? I mean, semen is constantly being produced, right? I don't see it come out of my body, so where's it going?
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Wet dreams.
 
What would happen if a man get it's penis cut off? I mean, wouldn't he still get horny since he still has the testicles? But then how would he relief himself if there is nothing there?
 
alejob said:
What would happen if a man get it's penis cut off? I mean, wouldn't he still get horny since he still has the testicles? But then how would he relief himself if there is nothing there?
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kid ness said:
How does the body get rid of unused semen? I mean, semen is constantly being produced, right? I don't see it come out of my body, so where's it going?
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It becomes snot in your nose.
 
Shanadeus said:
How did mankind get started with anal sex?
I mean, it's a hole where shit comes out of from time to time, yet the first sodomite thought it'd be a great idea to stick his penis inside of it.

And do other animals have anal sex?
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no one knows but it was a way around chastity
 
When you write in a tip at a restaurant when paying with a credit card, when does the tip part go through? I have a few charges on my statement right now but they're all only for the amount of the food or drinks. Will the tip be a separate charge later or what?
 
Aquavelvaman said:
When you write in a tip at a restaurant when paying with a credit card, when does the tip part go through? I have a few charges on my statement right now but they're all only for the amount of the food or drinks. Will the tip be a separate charge later or what?
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What you're seeing right now should be the temporary authorization charge, and a couple of days later you'll see the real, full amount taken out.
 
A Penguin said:
"Official thread"
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Why is it horrible? No idea if its supposed to make it easier to search for things, but it makes it damn hard to read now. On the iPhone web app thi it jus looks like ioti smack bang in the middle of some text.
 
Zoe said:
What you're seeing right now should be the temporary authorization charge, and a couple of days later you'll see the real, full amount taken out.
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Ah, I see. I've always wondered how they did it without running your card twice.
 
Billen said:
How does the body get rid of unused semen? I mean, semen is constantly being produced, right? I don't see it come out of my body, so where's it going?
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GK86 said:
Wet dreams.
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After puberty your body ejects them in small quantities during urination.
 
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