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abstract alien said:
How do you create a link to a youtube video at a certain time mark? I've tried adding the "6m35s" type connotation to a link, but cant get it to work.
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At the end of the link add #t=0m0s
 
perryfarrell said:
What is Layaway, and why do people use it? From what I understand, the store will hold on to items until you've paid them off. But why is this useful?
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So the store won't sell it to someone else or stop selling it altogether.

It doesn't really exist anymore though, and credit cards pretty much serve the same function except you get the item immediately.
 
What kind of stupid ass engineer designs TV without putting the inputs into the channel change on the front or the menu? Thanks to that genius there's no way to switch to the A/V inputs from the control panel on the TV once the remote is lost or broken.
 
Why do ear infections suck so fucking much? I'm struggling to think of more painful moments in my life, man. I just hope nothing ruptured, but by the awful tear-jerking vicious burn of pouring rubbing alcohol in there, I'm a little concerned.

To the doctor tomorrow!

Edit: So my ear started discharging blood, which I read is good. At roughly the same moment, my workplace called in to say they'll fire me if I don't come in, because I couldn't find the managers phone number (as they've never given it to me) but only my supervisors. FYI, the manager is a day manager, so all she would've done is call that same supervisor I contacted.

So now I'm going into work with a bleeding ear, yay!
 
batbeg said:
Why do ear infections suck so fucking much? I'm struggling to think of more painful moments in my life, man. I just hope nothing ruptured, but by the awful tear-jerking vicious burn of pouring rubbing alcohol in there, I'm a little concerned.

To the doctor tomorrow!

Edit: So my ear started discharging blood, which I read is good. At roughly the same moment, my workplace called in to say they'll fire me if I don't come in, because I couldn't find the managers phone number (as they've never given it to me) but only my supervisors. FYI, the manager is a day manager, so all she would've done is call that same supervisor I contacted.

So now I'm going into work with a bleeding ear, yay!
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Dude that sucks. I used to have ear infections all the time when I was a kid, and I still remember how painful they were. Good luck dude.
 
what does 雨がやんだら mean?

Also, シンデレラ ?

thanks

batbeg said:
Why do ear infections suck so fucking much? I'm struggling to think of more painful moments in my life, man. I just hope nothing ruptured, but by the awful tear-jerking vicious burn of pouring rubbing alcohol in there, I'm a little concerned.

To the doctor tomorrow!

Edit: So my ear started discharging blood, which I read is good. At roughly the same moment, my workplace called in to say they'll fire me if I don't come in, because I couldn't find the managers phone number (as they've never given it to me) but only my supervisors. FYI, the manager is a day manager, so all she would've done is call that same supervisor I contacted.

So now I'm going into work with a bleeding ear, yay!
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oh man, I feel for ya, good luck. I never had an ear infection but i had an infection on my leg which damaged it permenantly. Hopefully everyhting will sort out for you just fine.
 
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who is this girl?
 
I didn't want to start a thread just to ask this of Euro-GAF, but I'm going to be in an Italian opera and I need some translatin' done. It's not too much, and Google Translate is actually very helpful, but the human touch can't be beat, obviously.

So my Italian-speaking brothers and sisters: can someone help a brother out?
 
This one is for codeGAF.

I have three domains that points to the same diskspace for my website.

lets say domain1.com, domain2.com, and domain3.com.

I used to go with domain1.com, but we changed our main domain to domain2.

In order not to loose Google ranking I tried a 301 redirect in the .htaccess.

I used this code :

Options +FollowSymLinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !www.domain2.com$
RewriteRule (.*) http://www.domain2.com/$1 [R=301,L]
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So, it works for the main domain : if I go to doamin1.com, I'll be redirected to domain2.com,

BUT (cause there's a but) if I go to domain1.com/category, it'll stay domain1.com/category instead of domain2.com/category...


Any help to get the good code ?

EDIT : in the end I posted in a thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=22429503#post22429503
 
I'm trying to find a music video I saw about 6 months ago while working out at the gym. The problem is, I can't remember the song or who sings it, just what happens in the video. So it's basically these two guys walking down a remote street at night and the encounter different people along the way. I think they walk past an accident scene? I know that's not a lot to work with but hopefully someone knows what I'm talking about.
 
Honestly. This place really isn't that welcoming, some peeps have a really unhealthy fixation about about being read. I don't know.
 
Dr Pepper are supposedly in trouble for referring to a 'hardcore porn' film in a facebook update.

What film ? No media sources are specific.
 
So, movies from Britain are called British movies, movies from America are called American movies, movies from Australia are called Australian movies..

Movies from New Zealand are called : ?
 
Salazar said:
Dr Pepper are supposedly in trouble for referring to a 'hardcore porn' film in a facebook update.

What film ? No media sources are specific.
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2 girls 1 cup.

The status update:
I watched 2 girls one cup and felt hungry afterwards
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IMACOMPUTA said:
So, movies from Britain are called British movies, movies from America are called American movies, movies from Australia are called Australian movies..

Movies from New Zealand are called : ?
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Kiwi movies
 
Bumping this so I can get some real help here...
SonfodonCD said:
I didn't want to start a thread just to ask this of Euro-GAF, but I'm going to be in an Italian opera and I need some translatin' done. It's not too much, and Google Translate is actually very helpful, but the human touch can't be beat, obviously.

So my Italian-speaking brothers and sisters: can someone help a brother out?
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I'm looking for a Windows 7 audio player capable of playing common audio formats (such as mp3, ogg, flac, acc, and wma) and with really good search functionality. I can't get both the flac and the ogg plugins to work nicely with Windows Media Player. Mozilla SongBird can't handle my large library. MediaMonkey looks really dated and the search is inferior to WMP's. Are there any better alternatives out there?
 
Artanisix said:
For calculus people:

Find the equation of the tangent line at x = 2 given f(0)=1 and f'(0)=-3

How do I go about solving this?
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There is a function f(x) such that f(0) = 1 and f'(0) = -3.

The question is asking for the equation for the tangent line at x = 2.
You need the value and the slope of the function at x = 2.

The value of the function at x = 0 is 1.
The value of the derivative of the function at x = 0 is -3.
This is the same as saying the slope of the function at x = 0 is -3.

Start by integrating -3 dx, to find f(x).
f(x) = S -3 dx = -3x + C

Knowing a point of the function (f(0) = 1) you can solve for C.

f(x) = -3x + C
f(0) = 1

-3(0) + C = 1
C = 1

Thus:
f(x) = 1 - 3x

Now you need to find the value and the slope of the function at x = 2.

f(x) = 1 - 3(2) = -5.
f'(x) = -3

So, uh, the equation of the tangent line at x = 2 would be:
y = 1 - 3x


Basically, you either left something out or I'm retarded (it's Monday!).
Given a point and a slope, we can't deduce much about f(x).
In the simplest case it's a straight line (f(x) = 1 - 3x)). This satisfies both given conditions, and it's all we can figure out about f(x) from the given information. So the line tangent to f(x) at x = 2 could easily be the same line as f(x) itself.
 
What happened to the gardening thread? I've tried every possible combination of search terms on google (garden, gardening, vegetables, even my screen name since I posted in the thread) but just can not find it.
 
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