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ManDudeChild said:
Who would win in a fight: A Kodiak bear liquored up with LOTS of vodka vs. A Lion on LSD.

What?
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Bears have had plenty of practice slapping around demon boys in Tekken. The lion would be no match for a pissed of drunken bear. The pic-a-nic baskets would drop, and it would be over for the pussy.
 
I've got a question guys?

* Doesn't scientifically it make more scientific sense if scientifically the universe were a scientific simulation set in motion by a magical scientific simulation universe science?
 
Alien Bob said:
I've got a question guys?

* Doesn't scientifically it make more scientific sense if scientifically the universe were a scientific simulation set in motion by a magical scientific simulation universe science?
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Scientifically, no.
 
Alien Bob said:
What if I make science and philosophy the same thing, scientifically?
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You would be stuck in a scientific loop of questioning an infinite hypothesis, scientifically, with no real answer to be found.
 
Gibous said:
You're right about there being no meaning to life, but there's no God either.
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Gibous said:
You're right about there being no meaning to life, but there's no God either.
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Is there an organized group on GAF that whenever someone mentions God they just have to reply that there is no God?
 
M3wThr33 said:
Those images aren't of here saying 'what.'
The first one seems to be 'Wait a minute' and the other I just can't make out.
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"What're you trying to..."
 
marvelharvey said:
Why do the Japanese change their clothes dependent on the calendar as opposed to the weather? Come September 1st, everyone starts wearing jackets + wooly hats, even though it's 98 degrees. Come mid October and temps of 85 degrees, all the trains have their heaters switched on, as if it's the dead of winter.
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Because Fashion trends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>common sense.
 
M3wThr33 said:
Those images aren't of here saying 'what.'
The first one seems to be 'Wait a minute' and the other I just can't make out.
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I'll be sure to filename my retarded gifs more accurately from now on.

And she's saying whatever you want her to say, aoi.
 
How come it's okay to show naked babies on TV? I've seen several nude babies on TV shows, diaper commercials, and I believe there's one on that Nirvana album cover. Since sexual feelings towards babies are generally frowned upon and possession of child pornography is illegal, shouldn't there be rules against that as well? It's especially strange considering adult nudity is a no, at least on network television, but at least it's not illegal in certain circumstances. Would it be illegal if some dude was caught with several years worth of recorded diaper commercials and TV show episodes with nude babies?

Personally I don't care though, I just wish people would be as open to female nudity on TV as they apparently are to baby nudity.
 
RumpledForeskin said:
Why don't white people use wash chloths? Do they expect the dirt to magically come off with just soap?
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Whoa! I'm so not going there!

BTW (and totally unrelated to your question), isn't it weird how it's much easier to clean your fridge than your oven? So much easier to spot the dirt on the lighter surface!
 
RumpledForeskin said:
Why don't white people use wash chloths? Do they expect the dirt to magically come off with just soap?
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wash clothes are unnecessary. using a bar of soap or your hand is enough to rub off the "dirt". Who the hell has dirt on them at the end of every day anyway? I guess black people.
 
What the name of the song when they are talking about some mp3 or radio service and has a girl sing "oh the angels that I adore" and the chorus goes "Ohh" or "more" and they are like jumping through hulla hoops and stuff.
 
i read about this movie a while back that was a documentary that checked in with kids when they were young, then after a few years checked back in to see what they were doing, then years later again, and over and over for a really long time.

anyone know the name of this? i want to see it. i remember the dvd being really expensive
 
beelzebozo said:
i read about this movie a while back that was a documentary that checked in with kids when they were young, then after a few years checked back in to see what they were doing, then years later again, and over and over for a really long time.

anyone know the name of this? i want to see it. i remember the dvd being really expensive
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7up

7 plus seven

21up

28up

etc

the up series
 
RumpledForeskin said:
Why don't white people use wash chloths? Do they expect the dirt to magically come off with just soap?
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Aren't you white?

demon said:
wash clothes are unnecessary. using a bar of soap or your hand is enough to rub off the "dirt". Who the hell has dirt on them at the end of every day anyway? I guess black people.
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Easily manipulated much?
 
Wollan said:
Why do 'mentally challenged' people look largely the same? (Or maybe they suffer from a specific illness?)
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They have Downs Syndrome. Its a genetic Disease where the chromosomes dont segregate properly and result in have an extra chromsome (usually chromosome 23). Along with being 'mentally challenged,' it is not unusual to have almond shaped faces.
 
RumpledForeskin said:
I'm extraordinarly spanish actually.

(my post was a joke, does no one remember the washcloth thread?)
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I knew whatever you were, you weren't black. Black people don't usually throw the n-word around as an insult from the supposed safe anonymity of the internet.
 
Arthas said:
Because Fashion trends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>common sense.
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I find that this explains roughly 60% of everything in life.

Cruceh said:
Why do people use the Neo Gaming-Age Forums if not for video games?
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Because it's like getting the awesome of GAF without the shrieking cattiness of EGM Score and NPD Sales threads.
 
(I actually made a new thread with this question but it wasn't very popular....)

Why won't Blogger let me update my blog anymore? I get this error:

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I was looking at my speedometer today while driving in my '97 VW Golf and realized the sucker can get up to 140mph.

This prompted the question: why do they make cars that can greatly exceed the maximum speed limit available in any given country?
 
Mamesj said:
I was looking at my speedometer today while driving in my '97 VW Golf and realized the sucker can get up to 140mph.

This prompted the question: why do they make cars that can greatly exceed the maximum speed limit available in any given country?
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You should put a 200 mph speedometer in that thing. Just think how much faster it would be!
 
If you have ever tried pronouncing NeoGAF outloud, do you say:

Neo G-A-F (more proper to the name of the site, but takes longer to say)
or
Neogaf (flows better but 'gaf' sounds odd)

???
 
You know these windows they have at interrogation? You can only see one-way, while it reflects inside the room - so people can't be seen by the prisoner or whatever.
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What would happen if you put two of those against eachothers? What would you see?
Like the reflection of nothing? The reflection of a reflection?
I guess complete blackness if there's no light source, but I don't know. Gray?

I bet Mythbusters had the same question sometime, maybe?
 
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