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[OmegaSupreme]

A New Zealand mum has reportedly named her three children Metallica, Slayer and Pantera

A New Zealand mum has apparently named her children after metal bands Metallica, Slayer and Pantera, according to filmmaker David Farrier.

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The Metallica kid supposedly even has the middle name ...And Justice for All.

 

[Richard Packer]

Congratulations to Arcadia, Cunth, and Matt.

 

[SuperBabyMethod]

Slayer when he grows up.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Surprised the state allowed that - in many countries in the world the public administration can refuse the name if they think it will bring ridicule to the child later on.

 

[bender]

If I had to pick, I'd go with Slayer. You could introduce yourself as Slay and your nickname could be Pussy.

 

[Airbus Jr]

Tbh that is a cool name

 

[Punished Miku]

Slayer is a cool name.

I work with a girl named Omega and she seems pretty interesting.

 

[Richard Packer]

Slayer is a cool name.

I work with a girl named Omega and she seems pretty interesting.

Does she have a brother named 'Alpha' ?

 

[niilokin]

Slayer when he grows up.

this is how i cum

 

[INC]

 

[EverydayBeast]

Special names. Hi I’m megadeth.

 

[Halo is Back]

Fail. No mention of Megadeth.

 

[triplestation]

there are people who named their kids khaleesi

 

[Fbh]

Pantera as a band name is cool.
As a person name..... it sounds like some latina stripper.

 

[Zeroing]

Pff that’s nothing! You should see that Brazilian guy who named their kids, stamp, xerox, photocopy…

 

[p_xavier]

One of my coworker is named Elvis Nintendo Goldorak.

 

[bitbydeath]

I’ve heard worse, like:
Abcde
Pronounced: Ab-See-Dee

 

[Lanrutcon]

Oh boy, you guys would loooove my country.

It's a popular custom in the rural areas to name your kid after what profession you want them to practice or attribute you want them to have.

Meeting someone named Friendly, Doctor, Patience or Lovely is incredibly common.

 

[TheMan]

Oh boy, you guys would loooove my country.

It's a popular custom in the rural areas to name your kid after what profession you want them to practice or attribute you want them to have.

Meeting someone named Friendly, Doctor, Patience or Lovely is incredibly common.

nigeria?

 

[Lanrutcon]

nigeria?

Close! South Africa. It probably happens all over sub-Saharan Africa.

 

[Pagusas]

Close! South Africa. It probably happens all over sub-Saharan Africa.

isn’t Elon South African? I wonder if Elon means something there

 

[Lanrutcon]

isn’t Elon South African? I wonder if Elon means something there

Yeah, he's from here. "Elon" isn't a very common name around here. I actually don't know if it means anything, but Elon himself can't even speak any of the local languages.

 

[nush]

 

[Rest]

isn’t Elon South African? I wonder if Elon means something there

It's from the Old Testament.

 

[Aarbron]

Missed chance to use Twisted Sister.

 

[Nobody_Important]

No BTS? No Taylor Swift?


No Tenacious D?

 

[Tschumi]

My sister in law named her kids bravery, poem and emperor in Japanese... Probably a good thing they live overseas lol

 

[DragoonKain]

Slayer is either gonna be a serial killer or get a ton of pussy

 

[DeafTourette]

Slayer is a cool name.

I work with a girl named Omega and she seems pretty interesting.

No lie. I have an old coworker named Omega who has a sister named Alpha

 

[Toots]

This one is a classic!
There was another old school one like this one with a long-haired white dude named Wolfhart Ironbane or some fantasy name like that, but i can't seem to find it anywhere...
Those two were the goats

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Still better than Skyler, Dakota, Tucker (think George Carlin), Tanner, and Channing.

 

[Slayer-33]

If I ever have a kid I'll name it Baby Jebus.

 

[Armorian]

Pantera is amazing name

 

[The Cockatrice]

Oh boy, you guys would loooove my country.

It's a popular custom in the rural areas to name your kid after what profession you want them to practice or attribute you want them to have.

Meeting someone named Friendly, Doctor, Patience or Lovely is incredibly common.

So whats your name?

 

[Cyberpunkd]

So whats your name?

Reminds me if English names the Chinese take - full of Mango, Cherry, Peach, alternatively Edwin, Raymond, etc.

Still better than Skyler, Dakota, Tucker (think George Carlin), Tanner, and Channing.

I think Tucker, I think Fox News cunt.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Reminds me if English names the Chinese take - full of Mango, Cherry, Peach, alternatively Edwin, Raymond, etc.

I think Tucker, I think Fox News cunt.

Ole George had a great but about names and how manly they weren't. Classic.

 

[GreenAlien]

That's pretty metal.

Could be worse.

 

[QuantumZebra]

Slayer when he grows up.

That ending looks like Chris Farley after he just finished an 8 ball with 3 thai hookers

 

[Birdo]

Should have gone with Lynyrd Skynyrd.

 

[Lanrutcon]

So whats your name?

Wellhung.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Wellhung.

Your mother must've been proud when she first saw it.

 

[Punished Miku]

I’ve heard worse, like:
Abcde
Pronounced: Ab-See-Dee

Erica
spelled Airwrecka

I've seen it for real lol.

 

[TheWanderingOgre]

The Metallica kid will be bullied.

 

[TheWanderingOgre]

Pantera as a band name is cool.
As a person name..... it sounds like some latina stripper.

Your point being that its even cooler then?

There is a brazilian pornstar that goes by Pantera.

 

[The Hermit]

based

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Surprised the state allowed that - in many countries in the world the public administration can refuse the name if they think it will bring ridicule to the child later on.

I hear some children called Mohammed or Jesus. I think Allah, Elohim and YWHY should be open to name or chosen gender pronouns.

In any case since I intend to give birth to a law giver idea, a digital lifeform able to warp the fundamental laws, the laws of mortal creatures do not apply to my child.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

People bang on about educating kids.

It's not the kids who need educating. It's the fucking parents.

Racism, sexism, all kinds of ism's is not born with each kid. It comes from the parents.

 

[Party McHardy]

My mate called his daughter Metallica. I think she’s an adult now.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

The Metallica kid will be bullied.

By jealous morons. He'll tame more strange than the other two put together.

 

[GymWolf]

Meh, slayer is kinda cool.