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[Mango The Magician]

-I take a shower everyday, sometimes twice a day.
-I'm always wearing a pair of gym shorts even when wearing jeans, I'll just wear a pair under the jeans.
-I talk to my cats and my dogs as if they're people.
-I like day dreaming up random situations, involving people I know.
-Because of the last point I tend to act out conversations that don't exist, because why not.
-When actually talking to someone I have a bad tendency to get so caught up in what I'm going to say I forget I'm actually there.
-When drawing I have a bad habit of mimicking the emotions of the characters I'm drawing.
-The only clothes that go a little while without being washed are my jeans, I don't wear them unless I'm going out so they don't get too dirty.
-I only wear black jeans, I don't like blue jeans.
-I have to check each door like 20 times before going to bed to see if any of my cats want in.

 

[Freaky Fred]

I'm still chewing on stuff

 

[Ga1amoth]

Whenever I get one of the skinny, 12 pack starburst I'll set aside the 4 flavors, stack them on top of each other and slowly smooth them into a singular flat layered starburst sandwich. Delicious.

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

-I shower everday, and am in there 10 minutes tops. WTF are you guys doing in the shower for 30+ minutes? Seems like a huge waste of water.

-My favorite thing I do after a shower is cleaning out my ears with Q-Tips, because I live life on the edge.

-I always listen to EDM in the car, and never anywhere else.

- I talk to myself all the time. My Uncle used to say "Sometimes talking to yourself is the only way to have an intelligent conversation"

- I have to scrub every inch of every dish that goes in the dishwasher

- I always eat standing up in my kitchen if I'm at home.

 

[Gordon0Freeman]

Whenever I shit I always gotta look down

When I'm looking at a mirror or whatever, I make the ugliest faces for no reason

I use to always forget washing my belly button so that shit would reek like a dirty asshole. Now I always remember to wash it and always check to see if it smells before I clean it. Doesn't smell anymore

I usually work nights so on the way to work I'll listen to house music with the windows down whether it's 12am or 4 am.

When I play pickup basketball with the homies, before and while I play I always talk shit to myself in my head. Sometimes I'll accidentally say what I'm thinking aloud. It helps me get pumped

When I'm walking and someone is walking in my direction and I feel that they are looking at me, right before we pass each other, I look them in the eye and give them some absurd happy looking troll face

 

[MillerEP]

1. I always put my keys (left), phone(right), coins(right), cash(left), and wallet(back) in the same pockets, it never changes.
2. When I eat, I always eat one thing at a time until it is gone then move on to the next.
3. Sometimes when I eat my nose starts running.
4. Whenever I'm cold a cheesy cheerleader routine starting with "Buuur, it's cold out here" pops into my head. I haven't been to a HS football game in since 2000.
5. On my TV or Car radio, I have to end my volume on a 0 or a 5 or it bugs the shit out of me. I'm not OCD.
6. I tug on my eyebrow hairs gently with my thumb and forefingers at least once a day.
7. When I'm at the house, I prefer to sit and pee than stand and pee.
8. When I'm bored and sitting inside somewhere on a couch, I trace the outline of the windows and doors and count how many jumps it would take for a 2D figure to jump over those objects.
9. I love chewing on ice.

 

[Toparaman]

-I shower everday, and am in there 10 minutes tops. WTF are you guys doing in the shower for 30+ minutes? Seems like a huge waste of water.

It is a waste of water, but I always get lost in my thoughts when I'm in the shower. Not sure why. Anytime I make a conscious effort to focus on showering I get done in 10 minutes, but otherwise it's 25+ minutes.

 

[jello44]

I rub my fingers up and down the opening of my pillow case when I am lying in bed.

 

[spliced]

I like to playfully insult pets. Say my cat misses a jump I'll tell him he blew it and he should be ashamed of himself.

 

[Devolution]

Play halo 4 totally tanked and in a motorcycle helmet.

 

[dhlt25]

I like to sit on my porch to have a drink and stare at traffic around 1 or 2 AM (of which there's usually none so I stare at the road instead)

I'm ocd about not flushing the toilet or lock the door before I go out. Sometimes I have to check 3-4 times and then walk out of the house then walk back to check it again

I like to pretend I'm one of those food network host when I cook

to put my self to sleep, I like to fantasize about having a shit load of money. The problem is I usually think too much about it and actually come up with precise plan on how to spend the money and how to benefit from it. I'm pretty sure I have it figured out if someone want to give me 10 billion dollars.

 

[jello44]

I like to playfully insult pets. Say my cat misses a jump I'll tell him he blew it and he should be ashamed of himself.

I'LL END YOU!

 

[daripad]

- I talk to myself a lot, most of the time in english so people around can't understand what I'm saying (I'm mexican)

- I bite a lot of things. I have even spoiled many items due to me biting them strongly.

- When I'm driving alone I sing aloud so I keep myself awake.

That's it. I'm a weird guy but I haven't detected what makes me different from other people, but I have been told that I'm not normal many times.

 

[Nintendoga]

-I take a shower everyday, sometimes twice a day.

But that's daily hygiene. You're suppose to take a shower everyday, and taking a hot shower again at night before you go to bed is like, the best thing in the world.

 

[Toparaman]

But that's daily hygiene. You're suppose to take a shower everyday, and taking a hot shower again at night before you go to bed is like, the best thing in the world.

It's weird by GAF standards.

 

[Sinfamy]

I reformat my computer every 3 months. Next one is due in 7 days.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

When I'm about to sneeze, I smack my chest multiple times, because it makes the sneeze come out faster (only when I'm alone of course).

 

[Meesh]

*I watch a mega-ton of Japanese anime and theatrical movies subtitled. So for years now I've been randomly pronouncing English words with Japanese sounds on a regular basis.

*I dig my finger into my belly button for a little scratch then I give it a good sniff every day.

*Every night I lock, unlock, and lock again all the doors several times before bed.

 

[MicH]

The one with the underwear stains is just... My god.

I do talk to myself quite a lot when I'm alone

 

[Steiner84]

- I always eat standing up in my kitchen if I'm at home.

I also like eating while standing and do it from time to time.

I also have a weird compulsion about numbers. Even numbers and numbers ending in 5 are good. Not a fan of 7. 4 is iffy, it depends on where it is in a multi-digit number. For example, I used to take great measures in ensuring I had satisfactory time stamps when I would install games on my PS3. Every once in a while I'd wipe my HDD and re-install everything, so I eventually figured out when each game would apply the time stamp during the install - that's counting patches too, which were tough because they varied based on the download speed and size. I'd play it safe and hope to land in a :24, :25, :26 range (or in the thirties, but not forties!). If I ended up with a bad number, I'd delete the install and try again.

I've gotten a little better about the numbers thing. I think. Hopefully I can hit "submit reply" and get a good time.

wow.. that is borderline crazy man..
at least your working on it..

 

[Arkos]

Whenever I get one of the skinny, 12 pack starburst I'll set aside the 4 flavors, stack them on top of each other and slowly smooth them into a singular flat layered starburst sandwich. Delicious.

Wow that's disgusting to me but also very impressive.

I eat candy really slowly. For example, I'll hold an M&M in my mouth until the inside is melted, crack it apart like a sunflower seed, and actually eat the chocolate and the shell separately. Edit: ooh and I'll get Jolly Ranchers down until I can fold them in half lol.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Folding money must be straightened and decreased before going in my wallet in ascending order all facing the same way

When hanging clothes out on the line, each article of clothing must have the same colour/type of peg on both sides

Digital volume gauges must always be kept on an even number or horrible things will happen

 

[Mashin Haters]

i like to smell my own puss from pimples

 

[HappyBivouac]

When I'm eating a meal, I always make sure the last bite I take is of whatever my favorite thing on the table is. Been doing this for as long as I can remember.

 

[condompickle]

can this be a confessional? i guess its weird that i cooked bacon/veggies together while making eggs for my lady. i also told her a spicy tuna roll was imitation tuna meat. shes a full blown vegetarian

 

[Mango The Magician]

But that's daily hygiene. You're suppose to take a shower everyday, and taking a hot shower again at night before you go to bed is like, the best thing in the world.

I'm not sure I'd call it the best thing, a long hot bath is better in my opinion. But yeah what I said is just daily hygiene.

can this be a confessional? i guess its weird that i cooked bacon/veggies together while making eggs for my lady. i also told her a spicy tuna roll was imitation tuna meat. shes a full blown vegetarian

That's kinda fucked up.

 

[Crub]

I used to think having really long hair looked good on me:

Would have looked better if you lost some weight and your hair wasn't middle-parted.

 

[BlueBadger]

I only masturtbate to completion twice a week. All other times, I bring myself close and stop.

I.. Huh..

Spoiler

I've done this, too.

Also, every time I leave the house, I lock the door. But I always, without fail, walk halfway up the block and then turn around to go and double check that it's actually locked :S.

 

[AcridMeat]

I've been working out before bed the last few nights.

I guess that's weird.

Hey there was something else I swear it was weird and hilarious via gaf standards

 

[Zeppeli]

i like to sleep with my contacts in because i nap a lot and it makes me hate napping

 

[AcridMeat]

i like to sleep with my contacts in because i nap a lot and it makes me hate napping

Your eyes hate you bro.

I get calls daily that your fucking corneas are like "fuck bro this fucking guy won't give us a break"

 

[BlueBadger]

Your eyes hate you bro.

I get calls daily that your fucking corneas are like "fuck bro this fucking guy won't give us a break"

:lol :lol

i like to sleep with my contacts in because i nap a lot and it makes me hate napping

I wish this tactic worked for me. I nap with my contacts in every now and then, and I still love naps ;_;.

Spoiler

I take one a day

 

[BPoole]

I am insanely OCD about removing wax from my ears. I can't use Qtips since I quickly get a blockage that muffled my hearing, so I use these plastic ear spoon things that doesn't push wax deeper.

 

[Boss Riovane]

-Take my glasses off when I take a shit.
-Always stretch in the shower.
-Whenever I start driving, if Feeling Good comes on over my playlist, I have to listen to it multiple times with volume turned way up. Especially on sunny days.
-I drive proportionate to whatever music is playing. Harder the beat the faster I go.
-And I use cotton swabs to clean my ears way too much.

 

[SecretMoblin]

acrid sweetie you're a mess go to bed or drink some more xoxo

 

[AcridMeat]

I'll tell you what's weird, fucking minus.com not wanting to upload a fucking gif

Moblin I'm choosin the latter this is friday/saturday swagtastic

 

[terrisus]

I use to always forget washing my belly button so that shit would reek like a dirty asshole.

*I dig my finger into my belly button for a little scratch then I give it a good sniff every day.

What the heck are you guys doing with your stomach that makes your belly button have such a distinct smell?

 

[Kater]

I always check the space under my bed for any living (or undead) thing that maybe is under there before I go to sleep.

I read books aloud and in a theatrical sort of tone and laugh at my own impersonations.

 

[Batigol]

- Shit in the showers at the gym when no one's around
- I have, on occasion, shit on the porch of someone's house and said it was their dog
- Think of my cousin and her giant natural tits when I masturbate
- I like causing drama and watching it unfold
- When I fart, I lean forward to breath it in

 

[AcridMeat]

Thanks for sharing.

I self medicate with music.

 

[Yonafunu]

I sleep without pillows.

 

[terrdactycalsrock]

- I drive a four hr commute to and from school, even though I paid for a dorm

- I eat two monster sized slim jims a day

- when I dont know what to do, I watch Scrubs. I believe I've seen the entire run of that show five times now

- When Im alone, and I think of something embarrassing that I've done I will scream. Not loudly, or even aggressively. Just like a short burst of noise

 

[.GqueB.]

- Shit in the showers at the gym when no one's around
- I have, on occasion, shit on the porch of someone's house and said it was their dog
- Think of my cousin and her giant natural tits when I masturbate
- I like causing drama and watching it unfold
- When I fart, I lean forward to breath it in

You win the thread.

 

[tatsuki]

When I open the silverware drawer I never take a piece of silverware that's directly on top. I always take the one underneath it.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

When I open the silverware drawer I never take a piece of silverware that's directly on top. I always take the one underneath it.

What if there's only one?

 

[-Deimos]

- Shit in the showers at the gym when no one's around
- I have, on occasion, shit on the porch of someone's house and said it was their dog
- Think of my cousin and her giant natural tits when I masturbate
- I like causing drama and watching it unfold
- When I fart, I lean forward to breath it in

You win the thread.

Crazy people don't qualify.