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[J_Macgrady]

That is disgusting and how on earth does it take 30-45 minutes to have a shower? That's longer than when I shampoo and condition my hair..


I don't think I could ever hurt myself to make me focus that sound horrible, I just literally can talk to myself at any point irregardless of surrounding. I suppose people just think i'm a crazy girl talking to herself, in a full conversation with an invisible person...

I be referring to myself in 3rd person when talking to myself. Sometimes I'll be having debates with myself and then realize 10 mins into the conversation that I'm not conversing with another person.


As far as showers go, I don't understand how one can not love the feeling of coming out of the shower smelling like Bath & Body Works everyday. It's the equivalent of purifying yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka.

 

[Crub]

As far as showers go, I don't understand how one can not love the feeling of coming out of the shower smelling like Bath & Body Works everyday.

I hate getting in and out of the shower. I love being in the shower however.

 

[Sword Familiar]

I hate getting in and out of the shower. I love being in the shower however.

I kinda hate drying myself afterwards. Just ugh.

 

[Hoodbury]

I hate getting in and out of the shower. I love being in the shower however.

Ya, it sucks getting out during the winter when you're all warm in the shower and then open the curtain and a freezing gust of wind hits you and then you know you have to go out there wearing nothing but a towel.

 

[.GqueB.]

I kinda hate drying myself afterwards. Just ugh.

Air dry.

 

[terrisus]

You can masturbate to completion. What you're saying is true but what your doing is weird.

Do this:

1) Always masterbate with lotion (oil is the best).

2) Masterbate until you're close then stop and bring yourself down. Do it again. Do this for about 30 minutes. Then you can finish. Do this whenever you masterbate.

It should help with any premature ejaculation we pick up from excessive teen masterbation.

Masturbate.

I wash my hands about fifty times a day.

Yeah, I'm pretty OCD with hand washing.

 

[Sword Familiar]

Air dry.

Kind of worse because of all the dripping. Maybe I should just get a bathrobe and twirl a towel around my head.

 

[CoolOff]

My weird one isn't even that weird but if I am watching something on TV the volume has to end in zero or five or it angers me. Same with pc volume or on my phone.

(I tell myself) this is normal.

I wank off into plastic bags because it's practical.

 

[Sword Familiar]

(I tell myself) this is normal.

I wank off into plastic bags because it's practical.

Do you reuse the bags or do you use a new one every time?

 

[gaming_noob]

Line fingers up on right hand, swipe sweaty ass crack like a credit card terminal and sniff fingers

 

[Dizzy-4U]

I like to chew on plastic. Plastic seals, bottle caps.....oh God!

 

[terrisus]

i guess i'm lazy as fuck. changing my boxers more often means doing laundry more often because i don't have a lot of pairs. i have 10 pairs now though since i just bought brand new ones and threw all my old ones out. they all had stains in front and back lol.

 

[Chronology]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

Let's talk about this one a bit.

 

[Kisaya]

I pace a lot when I'm alone in thought :S My mom said when I was younger I'd sometimes just run back and forth for no reason that she knew.

 

[CoolOff]

Do you reuse the bags or do you use a new one every time?

New ones of course, I'm not an animal. Tie 'em up, toss 'em in the garbage. A poor man's luxury wank.

 

[Kirlia]

I don't know if these qualify as really weird, but I have a small hat collection and tend to wear one of the hats in said collection every day. These are odd hats, like one that looks like a panda bear face, Finn's hat from Adventure Time, and a blue striped hat that looks like a cross between the face of an owl and the face of a cat. I'll be getting an Espurr hat in the mail soon.

I also say "hella" and "rad" a lot.

 

[diggmcbadass]

[*]I only masturtbate to completion twice a week.

This give me awesome feeling in my mouth

I selectively quote threads.

 

[thomaser]

One thing that I always make sure when I am eating my lunch or dinner is to leave one small portion of the best thing till last. This give me awesome feeling in my mouth

I, too, often save the best morsel for last. Problem is that sometimes the portion is so big that I get full long before reaching that last delicious bit. So then I'm faced with a conundrum: eat on and risk throwing up/getting an upset stomach, jump straight to the good bit (and get that "wrong", guilty feeling), or just stop eating and miss out on the final taste-bonanza?

 

[.GqueB.]

I, too, often save the best morsel for last. Problem is that sometimes the portion is so big that I get full long before reaching that last delicious bit. So then I'm faced with a conundrum: eat on and risk throwing up/getting an upset stomach, jump straight to the good bit (and get that "wrong", guilty feeling), or just stop eating and miss out on the final taste-bonanza?

I always try and do this but I'm never satisfied. I always think "what if the other thing would've been better?".

Something else I do is when I have a beverage, I try to drink enough where the last sip after my last bite is just enough to satisfy my thirst but not so much where I feel like I'm simply drinking too much liquid after I'm eating. I'm almost never able to achieve this balance.

 

[Sword Familiar]

I don't know if these qualify as really weird, but I have a small hat collection and tend to wear one of the hats in said collection every day. These are odd hats, like one that looks like a panda bear face, Finn's hat from Adventure Time, and a blue striped hat that looks like a cross between the face of an owl and the face of a cat. I'll be getting an Espurr hat in the mail soon.

This is pretty cool, I've always wanted to start a hat collection! Hats are awesome, please don't think it's weird to collect them.

I also say "hella" and "rad" a lot.

No comment. -__-

 

[PhantomFear]

I never use urinals in public restrooms. Became a stall man years ago and never looked back.

 

[cwmartin]

I don't know if these qualify as really weird, but I have a small hat collection and tend to wear one of the hats in said collection every day. These are odd hats, like one that looks like a panda bear face, Finn's hat from Adventure Time, and a blue striped hat that looks like a cross between the face of an owl and the face of a cat. I'll be getting an Espurr hat in the mail soon.

I also say "hella" and "rad" a lot.

will need pics to determine weirdness rating.

no way you can expect anyone to know what a "blue striped half owl face half cat face" hat even remotely looks like.

 

[UF_C]

When I play tennis, I never intentionally step on a line, especially when changing sides or when a set is over. Now when I am in the middle of a point I don't pay much attention to it, but between points or on changeovers, nary a line sees my feet.

 

[Kade]

-I scratch my back with a fork and sometimes I put it back in the utensil drawer. I bought a dollar store bag of 40 or so plastic forks that I dispose of after use so people don't have to eat my back stuffs. I keep forgetting to buy an actual back scratcher.

-Every day, I have to take a "podcast walk". I'll just walk around for however long it takes for a podcast to finish and then start walking back home. Sometimes I'll sit in a coffee shop or something and not buy anything. Some of the employees agree that "listening to a podcast" is a valid excuse to use up seating but others don't and they kick me out.

-I have to eat yogurt and granola bars in twos. This is probably the weirdest one.

 

[KmA]

Whenever my gum runs out of flavor I hide in a corner in my mouth if there are no garbages around. I hate chewing flavorless gum.

Sometimes I catch myself daydreaming and if I'm doing something in the daydream (like laughing, talking, smiling etc.) I start to mimic the action in real life I get weird when I'm alone.

 

[Skinpop]

I talk to myself in english(im swedish). Usually I'm interviewed as an expert on some subject.

When I was a smoker I used to take one while doing nr 2 in the bathroom.

I always shower for at least 20 minutes.

I drink all my water from used pet bottles. I hate washing the dishes...

Always keep the TV on, feels like I'm not alone/got company.

 

[Steiner84]

well maybe what I do when I get home.
Take off jacket, take off shoes, take off pants, take off shirt, put on relax pants, put on relax shirt, put on slippers, tunr on TV, turn on sat reciever, turn on AVR (all three on the device itself not via remote), turn on floor lamp, turn on laptop, sit down, light a cigarette.
In the exact same order every work day since years.

I hate shaving, especially in the morning, so I shave only sunday evening so that i can get through the work week without shaving and just have an still acceptable beard on friday that doesnt look scruffy.

I walk across the entire building at work to the opposite end to take a shit allthough I have a toilette within 10 seconds from my desk. because I know that noone else uses this particular toilette in the basement and noone will disturb me.

 

[Zoopa]

- My books are always sorted by height because it looks better from further away. Though it still annoys me when I get closer and see my hardcover Dan Brown books separated from the paperback versions since they aren't the same height.

- I always use my pedometer app when I walk to work and back home. I was in a hurry once and forgot to start the app and it made me feel really uncomfortable for way too long

- I can't buy stuff from the internet without searching for better alternatives for hours.

- I can't play singleplayer games anymore. I try again and again but it always pisses me off after a few minutes. It's just no challenge and/or bloody annoying or boring.

 

[ishibear]

I draw little hearts on everything. If I don't have a pencil/pen, I'll do it with my finger just for the hell of it.

 

[SwiftDeath]

All right now I feel weird for basically taking 5 - 8 minute showers

I mean I clean everywhere with body wash, shampoo etc. every day

Am I doing it wrong?

 

[GatorBait]

It was actually based on an article I read about how men prematurely ejaculate because of excessive masturbation in our teenage years. We train ourselves to cum quickly since we're not really concerned with longevity while masturbating. We just want to get off.

That's just me trying to undo that training. Now it's just out of habit.

I've heard the opposite about teenage masturbation: too much of it and it desensitizes your weiner and you take too long to cum.

 

[terrisus]

I hate shaving, especially in the morning, so I shave only sunday evening so that i can get through the work week without shaving and just have an still acceptable beard on friday that doesnt look scruffy.

I wish I could do that. I hate shaving as well, but my facial hair grows way too fast to get away with letting up for a couple of days.

 

[Sword Familiar]

All right now I feel weird for basically taking 5 - 8 minute showers

I mean I clean everywhere with body wash, shampoo etc. every day

Am I doing it wrong?

I think you're probably doing it .. right? Saves water! I usually clean myself, then enter a coma-like state for a while before realizing I've been standing there for quite some time and should probably get out of the shower. Then I shower some more because I know I have to dry myself afterwards :/

 

[PaperFlame]

I have to eat while watching tv.

I can only put volume on the TV as an even number.

I always have the door in my room closed.

I take 5 minutes showers to save water.

I don't like going in or out of a shower.

I barely have any motivation to play with video games these days.

I don't like ice cream a lot.

I only eat donuts once every couple of months, I just feel sick seeing them, but once I'm hungry for them.. I'm hungry for them.

I sleep with two pillows on top of each other.

I like to chew on ice cubes.

I reply to all my text messages, I never forget.

I daydream constantly, and repeat the same day dreams over.

Everytime I listen to music I usually daydream.

When I daydream I sometimes say something out loud when I was thinking about it in my head.

I used to hate eating pizza crust, but now I don't anymore.

Oh I'm terrified of putting eye drops in my eyes from multiple surgeries on my eyes I had when I was a kid.

A couple of my family members passed away, and I didn't get sad at all. My family was sad, but I wasn't, I guess Its because I barely know my own family.

 

[.GqueB.]

I've heard the opposite about teenage masturbation: too much of it and it desensitizes your weiner and you take too long to cum.

Don't tell me that!

 

[Finalow]

I write furry erotica and sext as a horse

I see what you did there.

 

[Finalow]

I've heard the opposite about teenage masturbation: too much of it and it desensitizes your weiner and you take too long to cum.

I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit and op should just see a doctor if he has premature ejaculation problems.
and edging isn't really weird unless you're doing it for something like this. ^

 

[.GqueB.]

I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit and op should just see a doctor if he has premature ejaculation problems.
and edging isn't really weird unless you're doing it for something like this. ^

Anything under 15 minutes is premature to me.

 

[Reeks]

I smoke all my small nugs first and will methodically pick them out, even if I have to dump everything on a tray just to put it back in the nug jar.

 

[Christina Mackenzie]

I need to jiggle the lock/doorknob 3 times to make sure it's properly locked.

 

[condompickle]

I fart into bottles then cap them. When i get home from work friday I open up a couple while i'm taking a shower. something about the heat/steam/fart thing.

 

[DoktorEvil]

The showering once a week...

I be referring to myself in 3rd person when talking to myself. Sometimes I'll be having debates with myself and then realize 10 mins into the conversation that I'm not conversing with another person.

As far as showers go, I don't understand how one can not love the feeling of coming out of the shower smelling like Bath & Body Works everyday. It's the equivalent of purifying yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka.

I shower every morning. It's like being slapped by God to wake up.

Here's my list of quirks that I'm embarrassed to share with the world:

• I always bring any food to my lips, touch it to them, then open up and put in to chew. If the food hasn't touched my lips, I won't eat it.
  
• I always roll my sleeves up when I have long sleeved shirts, no matter the weather.
  
• I twirl my hair and put my other hand on my mouth covering when I'm thinking.
  
• I also spit in the toilet after flushing. I have no idea why I do it.
  
• I grab my ring finger and twist it as if I have a wedding ring when I'm nervous.
  
• I can't walk straight when there's a checkered pattern on the floor! I always have to alternate between colors.
  
• I sleep in the fetal position with a pillow in my arms and another between my calves.

 

[jaxword]

I used to think having really long hair looked good on me:

 

[Symphonia]

I fart into bottles then cap them. When i get home from work friday I open up a couple while i'm taking a shower. something about the heat/steam/fart thing.

So, yeah, this happened.

 

[Deathmistress]

I be referring to myself in 3rd person when talking to myself. Sometimes I'll be having debates with myself and then realize 10 mins into the conversation that I'm not conversing with another person.


As far as showers go, I don't understand how one can not love the feeling of coming out of the shower smelling like Bath & Body Works everyday. It's the equivalent of purifying yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka.

Off topic: As a Minnesotan, I can assure you Lake Minnetonka stinks like no one's business. Smelling like lake water is the worst.

Weird habits:

-I talk to my cat as if she's a toddler
-All numbers under my control have to end in 0 or 5. Volume, alarm times, etc.
-I write elaborate stories in my head all day but can't commit any of it to paper. It all essentially dissipates when I touch either pen or keyboard. It's been infuriating me for 20ish years
-I hate looking at myself in the mirror, taking and looking at photos, etc. I don't think I'm ugly, it just is weird to me. As a consequence, my facial expressions suck in photos.
-I can't have my eyes open during sex, it makes me motion sick
-I refuse to double wear clothes. It grosses me out to climb back into something I wore outside and got germs on

 

[SeriousApes]

I talk to myself a lot, both in my head and out loud even while other people are around. Sometimes I do it in different voices. And sometimes I say random things in different voices and crack myself up. Other times, usually while driving or taking a shower, I have conversations with nobody, as if I'm explaining something, like a story or chronology of a game.

I often bite the inside of my mouth, right-left-right, or left-right-left.

I also have a weird compulsion about numbers. Even numbers and numbers ending in 5 are good. Not a fan of 7. 4 is iffy, it depends on where it is in a multi-digit number. For example, I used to take great measures in ensuring I had satisfactory time stamps when I would install games on my PS3. Every once in a while I'd wipe my HDD and re-install everything, so I eventually figured out when each game would apply the time stamp during the install - that's counting patches too, which were tough because they varied based on the download speed and size. I'd play it safe and hope to land in a :24, :25, :26 range (or in the thirties, but not forties!). If I ended up with a bad number, I'd delete the install and try again.

I've gotten a little better about the numbers thing. I think. Hopefully I can hit "submit reply" and get a good time.

 

[dude2o]

when I get scared I slap my hand up and down like a stupid penguin that is trying to fly away

 

[Sigmaah]

I used to think having really long hair looked good on me:

Bruh you rocking that long hair don't care status, looking fresh as fuck.

I wanna rock long hair when I get older for some reason.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I hate getting in and out of the shower. I love being in the shower however.

I'm the same. Takes all my willpower to get in but once I'm in it takes all my willpower to get me out

 

[Skinpop]

I used to think having really long hair looked good on me:

tbh doesn't look bad.