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Tom Cruise is 'World Number Two in Scientology' now

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jett

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Kabouter said:
Both far too awesome to be compared to Cruise, even when joking.
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polyh3dron

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Wanna see something crazy, look into how Miscavige took over the Church of Scientology after Hubbard died. It's similar to how Commodus became the Emperor in Gladiator.
 
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SUPREME1

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Yeah.. these motherf*ckers are bonafide crazy.


Would you be scared if you found yourself in one of their compounds after dark.. and no one you know, knew you you were there?

OMG VANISH3D!!!!
 
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Nicktals

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polyh3dron said:
Wanna see something crazy, look into how Miscavige took over the Church of Scientology after Hubbard died. It's similar to how Commodus became the Emperor in Gladiator.
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Got a link for me?
 
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Anerythristic

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I cannot even fathom how weak willed you have to be to fall under this type of brain washing / reprogramming. Tom Cruise and his minions would be easily crushed by the GAF collective. Just sayin.
 
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Armitage

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Anerythristic said:
I cannot even fathom how weak willed you have to be to fall under this type of brain washing / reprogramming. Tom Cruise and his minions would be easily crushed by the GAF collective. Just sayin.
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yes its not like there are these monolithic organizations which control the sway of GAF's emotions
 
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SUPREME1

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Anerythristic said:
I cannot even fathom how weak willed you have to be to fall under this type of brain washing / reprogramming. Tom Cruise and his minions would be easily crushed by the GAF collective. Just sayin.
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I was thinking the same thing, until I remembered how driven you have to be to be a mutli-millionaire.

I know what you mean though.


Sickening really.
 
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madara

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So he went from Pinky to being the Brain?

What happened to that boy frolicking half naked in woods protecting unicorns? How far you have fallen Mr Cruise. You couldnt get with in a hundred yards of a uni now.
 
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j-wood

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These "compounds" you guys are talking about kinda make me want to put together some under cover op, some kind of mission impossible stuff. You know, sneak in undetected, knock out a few guards with a watch that shoots sleeping darts, hack their computers, get some kind of list of future "recruits", save the world kinda thing. You know.




See what I did there wit the Mission Impossible thing? Tom Cruise...he he:D .
 
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UltraMarioMan

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j-wood said:
These "compounds" you guys are talking about kinda make me want to put together some under cover op, some kind of mission impossible stuff. You know, sneak in undetected, knock out a few guards with a watch that shoots sleeping darts, hack their computers, get some kind of list of future "recruits", save the world kinda thing. You know.




See what I did there wit the Mission Impossible thing? Tom Cruise...he he:D .
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If you have to point it out its loses its funny...
 
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j-wood

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UltraMarioMan said:
If you have to point it out its loses its funny...
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I wasn't intentionally pointing out the "funny", I was going for making fun of the meme "Oh I see what you did there" deal. Guess it failed.
 
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LM4sure

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This stuff is just fucked up. Why won't people leave Tom Cruise alone? He makes badass movies. How does his relgion affect this? He has probably been a Scientologist for a while, but now that he is married and has a daughter, the fucking media is all over it. Bullshit.
 
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Anasui Kishibe

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LM4sure said:
This stuff is just fucked up. Why won't people leave Tom Cruise alone? He makes badass movies. How does his relgion affect this? He has probably been a Scientologist for a while, but now that he is married and has a daughter, the fucking media is all over it. Bullshit.
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sadly he doesn't make a badass movie since the first Mission Impossible. And it was hit and miss even before that
 
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Timedog

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LM4sure said:
This stuff is just fucked up. Why won't people leave Tom Cruise alone? He makes badass movies. How does his relgion affect this? He has probably been a Scientologist for a while, but now that he is married and has a daughter, the fucking media is all over it. Bullshit.
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C'mon Tommy boy, out yourself on GAF!
 
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RSTEIN

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LM4sure said:
He makes badass movies.
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OK, I'm coming out of the closet. I am a Tom Cruise fan. Risky Business, Daytona, Thunder, Fourth of July, Vampire, all 3 Impossibles (yes, I said all 3). I love all that stuff, and I'm not afraid to admit a big reason I love 'em is due to Mr. Cruise.

but seriously the religious stuff freaks me out
 
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Night_Trekker

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• Daughter by Katie Holmes "conceived like Rosemary's Baby"

• Nicole Kidman "feared blackmail" over sex tapes made with Scientologists

• Scientologists "planted meadown of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through"
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One of these things is not quite as shocking as the other two.
 
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Fuzzery

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You may laugh, but Cruise is probably doing this for the money and the power. How else will he get to command thousands of mindless minions? What better way to implement your goals than having an entire organization working towards them, and who are completely and utterly brainwashed and under your control?
 
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Night_Trekker

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Fuzzery said:
You may laugh, but Cruise is probably doing this for the money and the power. How else will he get to command thousands of mindless minions? What better way to implement your goals than having an entire organization working towards them, and who are completely and utterly brainwashed and under your control?
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I dunno, he could... become a movie star? :D

And drop the "mindless minions" nonsense, please. You don't have to be stupid to get dragged into a cult, just at a sufficiently vulnerable part of your life. The CoS has had a long time to perfect the recruitment process.
 
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Wanace

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That author can expect to be dead, financially ruined, have all his secrets exposed, or all of the above.
 
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Fuzzery

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Night_Trekker said:
I dunno, he could... become a movie star? :D

And drop the "mindless minions" nonsense, please. You don't have to be stupid to get dragged into a cult, just at a sufficiently vulnerable part of your life. The CoS has had a long time to perfect the recruitment process.
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Psh, I was joking about that bit. But seriously, it IS a way to get power.
 
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BobJustBob

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Night_Trekker said:
And drop the "mindless minions" nonsense, please. You don't have to be stupid to get dragged into a cult, just at a sufficiently vulnerable part of your life. The CoS has had a long time to perfect the recruitment process.
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Temporarily stupid instead of permanently stupid?
 
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Dyno

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The funniest part about the Scientology leader is that if you see him move and talk he is the SPITTING IMAGE of Tom Fucking Cruise. He's a cut-rate Cruise, a Mini-C, if infact Tom was large enough to require a miniature-sized variety.

Tom being Number 2 in the organization makes perfect sense in this regard.
 
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SUPREME1

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Damn, Lisa McPherson went from looking exactly like ayoung healthy Christina Applegate to looking like an extra in a zombie movie?

Scientology =Scary sh*t
 
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