DFO Global beta made me lose track of time. I had to recreate my awesome Female Ranger with Headshot and the other late level skills. I'll try and make it on time next time, because I just want to see the thread blowup and all of the real-time reactions, haha. Let's get to it:
Boosting Agility is for NOOBS! BOOOOOO~ [Crowd jeers]
Changes always happen, people. Y'all gotta ANTICIPATE NERFS AND BUFFS and all the balance changes!
That dick totally scammed us.
Uh-OH, bad connection. Stream is down! panicBasket
DEATH GUN!
The World of Guns.
ToonamiGAF knows full well this is what will be upon us IRL
IN THE YEAR 2025
This fucking date, I swear... They make it SO CHEESY!
Suguha threw all of his other clothes in the laundry.
Wow, they're so lucky to go visit the Imperial Palace.
Future plans, huh... Kind of hits home when thinking about one's own future plans.
Asuna be dodging.
Man, they must be pretty idealistic, eh? They want to
BREAK DOWN THE WALL BETWEEN REAL AND VIRTUAL SO THEY CAN LIVE WITH YUI FOREVER!!
Holy fuck, I'm taking off my glasses and putting both my hands to my face at the goal.
4 hours EARLIER...
Get that chocolate parfait.
Tech Bureau at the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Communications, AKA VR section.
They died of unnatural death.
They were logged for TWO days straight. Well no wonder. NO WAY?!
EVERYONE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME?!
GGO is
full blown MLG and PROFESSIONAL VETERAN CHAMPIONS. They are the SUPER HARDCORE for all the income! Get top ranked and get paid 6 figures for that month, son!
The top ranked players are dying everywhere!
The amusphere is setup so that there can't be damage to the brain right??? Or is that what the developers claim so that you have to take their word for it?
DO YOU EVEN THINK IT'S REMOTELY POSSIBLE TO STOP A PLAYER'S HEART IN THE REAL WORLD WITH VIRTUAL BULLETS FROM A VIRTUAL GUN?!
GASP!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to log into GGO and become top ranked and qualify for the Call of Duty Advanced Warfare World Championships.
But sir, that game is filled with PRO MLG VETERANS!!
Bribery over dinner.
iGlass? What??
GGO admin and their servers are based in the US... LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Mission: Scout and do reconnaissance.
Four thousand people died in Aincrad. I want to forget, but it's pulling me back in.
OKAY, ASUNA, THAT'S SOME NICE LOGIC THERE! [TABLEFLIP]
Liz and Leafa are more fun than Asuna.
Cast list dubs pretty well for such bogus writing lmao.
????????
KIRITO-CHAN WITH HER KAWAII LONG HAIR BATTLING THE BEST SNIPER WITH MAX JEDI SKILLS!
Ok, I have to admit, that ED looked pretty cool. Can't wait for
shooting skills.