Tenchi Muyo! GXP Episode 5: Seeing is Believing
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Alright, so now im starting to understand why this show is so hated. We start out with a simple premise, Charlie Chaplin and his two new roommates decide to go out for a night on the town and break curfew because apparently there are parties everyday at the GXP academy. Charlie Chaplin was of course generally aghainst this because he's a gigantic fucking pussy, but whatever, he goes along with his new roommates because they peer pressure them. But it's a simple premise nonetheless. They go out sneaking at night wearing silly concealmernt, and end up accidently setting of some type of alarm on their way out. This causes a bunch of those octopus robots from Kirby Super Star to chase after them, and apparently, their entire goal in life is too brand you with something by shooting black stuff on you and if you get branded 10 times you get sent to be a cabin boy on an intergalactic freight ship. Of course, his red haired friend already has one.
This sets off alarm #1, as iwe get too see these brands on one of the characters, and yet they are blurred out. This only makes me think they got branded with a penis or a vagina? I have no clue, but it seems the logical answer? Honestly, that was a little weird, but i guess they wanted the brand to be terrible?
So anyway, Charlie Chaplin's 2 friends find some type of car and escape, although his 2 friends now have brands which apparently scare off any women they meet. This is remedied by them wearing paper bags on their heads, which really does nothing to stop them from being looked at as freaks (idk why paper bags on heads would get people to hate them so much?)
So they meet up with Blonde hair waifu, Amane I guess is her name? and Amane conitnues to hit on Charlie Chaplin while the two friends freak out because apparently Amane was a supermodel. Amane gets them to a private booth which ends up being a TRAP! and all the boys get gassed with sleeping gas.
We find them waking up and we find out that Amane was actually the catgirl waifu with a hologram overlaid on her, and they are actually just collecting people for human experiements (wat?) These people who do science in the middle of the night are called "people hunters"
Apparently, this was a huge problem, so the government had to step in and o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ regulate it so that they dont do too bad human experiments? Anyway, the boys are forced to do experiments, and Charlie Chaplin is stuck to this weird scifi electrical chair. He's obviously nervous, but finds out that the tests is just him sitting in a chair and them collecting his brain data? Anyway, so he's free to go after a whopping 2 seconds of nothing and Cat Waifu lady leads Charlie Chaplin to their friends
THIS IS WHERE SHIT GOES BANANAS
So apparently, the experiments they did to the friends was literally tying them up to two giant robot cats naked, in a crucifixion pose, and having them get fondled by groups of women. THIS SHIT CAME OUT OF FUCKING LEFT FIELD WHAT THE FUCK. Anyway, so cat waifu doesnt seem to think that this is very strange, and the two friends are somewhat enjoying themselves getting handies from loads of science women, this is when cat waifu presses her chest against Charlie Chaplin and is like YO YOU WANT TO DO THIS SHIT, AND THIS DUDE WHO CLEARLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE WOMEN IS LIKE NO BITCH IM IN A HAREM ANIME.
So anyway, they go back home and want to be human experiments again, and then the octopus robots show up again and shoot them with dick brands on their face.
Clearly, whoever wrote this shit is fucked up. What the fuck man, why are you constantly putting your fucking fetishes into this show. And the sad part is, I know this shit is going to get a lot worse.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alright, so now im starting to understand why this show is so hated. We start out with a simple premise, Charlie Chaplin and his two new roommates decide to go out for a night on the town and break curfew because apparently there are parties everyday at the GXP academy. Charlie Chaplin was of course generally aghainst this because he's a gigantic fucking pussy, but whatever, he goes along with his new roommates because they peer pressure them. But it's a simple premise nonetheless. They go out sneaking at night wearing silly concealmernt, and end up accidently setting of some type of alarm on their way out. This causes a bunch of those octopus robots from Kirby Super Star to chase after them, and apparently, their entire goal in life is too brand you with something by shooting black stuff on you and if you get branded 10 times you get sent to be a cabin boy on an intergalactic freight ship. Of course, his red haired friend already has one.
This sets off alarm #1, as iwe get too see these brands on one of the characters, and yet they are blurred out. This only makes me think they got branded with a penis or a vagina? I have no clue, but it seems the logical answer? Honestly, that was a little weird, but i guess they wanted the brand to be terrible?
So anyway, Charlie Chaplin's 2 friends find some type of car and escape, although his 2 friends now have brands which apparently scare off any women they meet. This is remedied by them wearing paper bags on their heads, which really does nothing to stop them from being looked at as freaks (idk why paper bags on heads would get people to hate them so much?)
So they meet up with Blonde hair waifu, Amane I guess is her name? and Amane conitnues to hit on Charlie Chaplin while the two friends freak out because apparently Amane was a supermodel. Amane gets them to a private booth which ends up being a TRAP! and all the boys get gassed with sleeping gas.
We find them waking up and we find out that Amane was actually the catgirl waifu with a hologram overlaid on her, and they are actually just collecting people for human experiements (wat?) These people who do science in the middle of the night are called "people hunters"
Apparently, this was a huge problem, so the government had to step in and o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ regulate it so that they dont do too bad human experiments? Anyway, the boys are forced to do experiments, and Charlie Chaplin is stuck to this weird scifi electrical chair. He's obviously nervous, but finds out that the tests is just him sitting in a chair and them collecting his brain data? Anyway, so he's free to go after a whopping 2 seconds of nothing and Cat Waifu lady leads Charlie Chaplin to their friends
So apparently, the experiments they did to the friends was literally tying them up to two giant robot cats naked, in a crucifixion pose, and having them get fondled by groups of women. THIS SHIT CAME OUT OF FUCKING LEFT FIELD WHAT THE FUCK. Anyway, so cat waifu doesnt seem to think that this is very strange, and the two friends are somewhat enjoying themselves getting handies from loads of science women, this is when cat waifu presses her chest against Charlie Chaplin and is like YO YOU WANT TO DO THIS SHIT, AND THIS DUDE WHO CLEARLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE WOMEN IS LIKE NO BITCH IM IN A HAREM ANIME.
So anyway, they go back home and want to be human experiments again, and then the octopus robots show up again and shoot them with dick brands on their face.
Clearly, whoever wrote this shit is fucked up. What the fuck man, why are you constantly putting your fucking fetishes into this show. And the sad part is, I know this shit is going to get a lot worse.
