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[Jintor]

AKIHIKO SENPAI

gate's not gonna do shit brah

 

[daveo42]

Boom! and the Titans are through the defensive line! The human defense is falling apart! Game over man! Game over!

 

[789shadow]

Andrex, please just shut up and watch.

 

[heliosRAzi]

NO, SERIOUSLY, GUYS! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THAT!?!?

WHATEVER IT IS, SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!!!!!

OOOOOHHHHH SSSHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!

It's the Armored Titan

 

[Shard]

Needed a bigger gate

The size of the gate would not have mattered.

 

[Professor Lich]

Good thing they closed the gate. Helped a lot.

 

[Zonic]

Damn, we're on commercial already? Only been about 10 minutes.

 

[belushy]

NO, SERIOUSLY, GUYS! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THAT!?!?

WHATEVER IT IS, SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!!!!!

OOOOOHHHHH SSSHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!

"Hey, fuck that guy!"

 

[lazybones18]

went through that gate like a hot knife through butter

 

[Beelzeboss]

how did those wall ever stay up with things like that guy running around?

No hope.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Maria ain't got no walls.

 

[Phatmac]

They're gonna need a bigger gate...

 

[Gucci Messiah]

that commercial came quick

 

[ckohler]

Those 15 minutes flew.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Will be interesting to see how the humans survive this.

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

Also: if they're getting this wrecked when Eren's a kid, how the fuck does the series last until he's a teenager?

Are you aware that stories are not told purely through exposition or as interactive question and answer devices?

For everyone wondering why humanity survived this long: The Armored Titan and Colossal Titan are unique titans. As for why they exist, we don't know because if they explained everything right off the bat, then it wouldn't be much of a story, now would it?

 

[Jintor]

lol he has a steam exhaust vent. amazing

how did those wall ever stay up with things like that guy running around?

No hope.

he's new around town.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

That was a hell of an opening 8 minutes

 

[Moaradin]

Armored Titan gives no shits about your wall.

And seriously guys, stop asking these questions and just watch. It's like you're looking to be spoiled.

 

[SykoTech]

Opening was pretty hype. Gonna have to rewatch it though.

As for the episode, pretty much everyone just shitting themselves. Cool music though.

 

[Schadenfreude]

It's the Armored Titan

Psst. Watch AoT Abridged by the Team Four Star guys. Psst to guys who haven't seen the show yet, don't do that.

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

We interrupt the Titans messing stuff up with Godzilla on a water ski.

 

[Silky]

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

AoT so far

 

[BatDan]

how did those wall ever stay up with things like that guy running around?

No hope.

That was the first time something like the Armored Titan (and the Colossal Titan) ever appeared. They were more used to the "normal" Titans.

 

[Amikami]

lol he has a steam exhaust vent. amazing



he's new around town.

Of course. That ups the awesome factor.

 

[Shard]

I hope you guys can see why people got so hyped up for this series in its outset.

 

[UltraGunner]

If they could build walls these tall and thick, couldn't they have also made weapons that were more than just a few cannons?

 

[SparksterMeta0]

That was the Juggernaut, bitch!

 

[illmatic22]

That Titan is the next big thing

 

[TheOGB]

Hannibal Buress in Neighbors? Sold.

 

[Crocodile]

Huh......that sequence still gives me chills

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Something about this series irks me. I think I like hopeless series better when they start out more cheery.

After this episode so far, it's clear humans will never not be close to extinction. Doesn't give me much reason to invest in anyone. They're all probably going to die horrible deaths. There's no end-game here.

 

[daveo42]

That's awesome.

 

[TheChits]

 

[Gucci Messiah]

I've never had Arby's

 

[UltraGunner]

Hannibal Buress in Neighbors? Sold.

Yall like Dennis Rodman?

 

[Dr.Palutena]

If they could build walls these tall and thick, couldn't they have also made weapons that were more than just a few cannons?

Investing all your money on the "Wall plan" leaves you with nothing for " Project Jaeger"

 

[789shadow]

For the love of god, you people need to especially stop asking about the walls.

 

[heliosRAzi]

Psst. Watch AoT Abridged by the Team Four Star guys. Psst to guys who haven't seen the show yet, don't do that.

I haven't seen that in a while. Can't wait until the second episode comes

 

[Imperial Bishop]

That was the Juggernaut, bitch!

GETOUTOFMYHEADCHARLES!

 

[Jintor]

Investing all your money on the "Wall plan" leaves you with nothing for project Jaeger

that delicious double pun

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Fuck yo wall

That was the Juggernaut, bitch!

Pftt I already made this joke.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Man, Armin's manly voice is still weird to me. I NEED MY SQUEAKY VOICED SIDEKICK!

 

[foxuzamaki]

Huh......that sequence still gives me chills

Right?

 

[Shard]

The day the walls came tumbling down like so many sticks.

 

[Soulflarz]

Shit i missed half of Attack on Titan

 

[Amikami]

Man, Armin's manly voice is still weird to me. I NEED MY SQUEAKY VOICED SIDEKICK!

I feel the same. It's the dub that gets me the most. I think the dub is mostly good otherwise, but Armin just gunna take some geting used to.

 

[Raxus]

Investing all your money on the "Wall plan" leaves you with nothing for project Jaeger

Walls are boring. Bring in the giant robots god damn it!

 

[commanderpepper]

The Titans are coming!