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[Unspeakable Evil]

Gross

Ok.........I guess we doing a Kaiju battle now

Well the author is a fan of Kaiju

 

[Mizerman]

That..just happened.

 

[B-Dubs]

This just got pulled out of Kishi's ass

 

[blitzwolf215]

Just dropping random names and exposition now.

 

[BBboy20]

Really?

 

[Ray Down]

Uh, I completely forgot about this entire part of the fight.

Well it's already over!

Bye Steve Blum!

 

[Raxus]

Saving your butt Sasuke, you're welcome.

 

[Seda]

 

[Grexeno]

uh

okay

sure

fine

 

[cntr]

I think this is supposed to be a Japanese mythology reference so it's not totally random?

 

[Regiruler]

foreshadowing?

 

[Man God]

Oops.

 

[Dr. Chaotix]

Itachi's got ALL this shit on him.

Just... okay...

Also JESUS CHRIST, THANKS FOR THE EXPOSITION ZETSU!

IT'S REALLY GODDAMN SAD THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY NECESSARY TO BE EXPLAINED TO US!

 

[Crocodile]

So some snakes grew out of Sasuke, one of which threw up Orochimaru which threw up a sword. Also why is Orochimaru here? Even if his cells are in Sasuke his conscious should still be dead. Also........you know what fuck it!

*shrug*

 

[PureYeti]

Eww everyone is puking!

 

[Schadenfreude]

Beaten by tuberculosis.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Thank you Zetsu

 

[blitzwolf215]

I think this is supposed to be a Japanese mythology reference so it's not totally random?

It's still an ass pull. Get used to this.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

He's having a

SHEER

HEART

ATTACK

 

[Man God]

Fox


Die

 

[Crocodile]

Beaten by boneitis

Fixed that for you

Feels equally as random

 

[ckohler]

You know why this is bad? Because two-faced guy has to explain everything to the audience.

 

[B-Dubs]

Are Itachi's toe nails painted?

 

[cntr]

It's still an ass pull. Get used to this.

Of course.

 

[Raxus]

It is funny how OP Itachi is.

 

[RagnarokX]

Cigarettes hack your brain.

What?

It's a metaphor for this:

Nicotine is highly addictive,[11][12][68] comparable to heroin or cocaine.[18] Nicotine activates the mesolimbic pathway and induces long-term ΔFosB expression in the nucleus accumbens when inhaled or injected at sufficiently high doses, but not necessarily when ingested.[70][71][72] Consequently, repeated daily exposure (possibly excluding oral route) to nicotine can result in accumbal ΔFosB overexpression, in turn causing nicotine addiction.[70][71]

In dependent smokers, smoking during withdrawal returns cognitive abilities to pre-withdrawal levels, but chronic use may not offer cognitive benefits over not smoking.

 

[Dr. Chaotix]

WOW, Zetsu's exposition really got to me here.

At first it was funny but the dude just droned on and on for literal seconds about some magical bullshit sword Itachi pulled out of his ass...

 

[TheOGB]

So

Is Sasuke Revolver Ocelot

 

[Regiruler]

was that a crying baby?

 

[Ray Down]

It is funny how OP Itachi is.

Well he's like the 2nd coming of Ninja Jesus.

 

[grandjedi6]

One Piece has always been about nonsensically inconsistent technology, so it's not that weird.

They've always justified it with their nonsense though.

Guess the full movie could also just reveal that it's a snail or something lol

 

[blitzwolf215]

HAX...THIS IS HAX.

Also Sauce is legit shook.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Fixed that for you

Feels equally as random

I hear it's his only regret.

 

[Hellwarden]

Man that sword is useless Sasuke.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Optimus Prime: "Gimme your face."

 

[Seda]

So Orochimaru was in Sasuke, he freed himself, Itachi has a crazy justu giant with a special sword and shield for some reason, and now Orochi is dead again

 

[cntr]

It must be pretty annoying for half of your body to be an idiot you have to explain everything to.

 

[Dr. Chaotix]

I said this during the Jiraiya and Pain fight but it counts here too.

This fight was cooler in Ultimate Ninja Storm 2.

 

[B-Dubs]

It is funny how OP Itachi is.

And yet he bolted when confronted with Jiraiya.

 

[Ultratech]

Sause is legit shook right now.

Then again, I don't blame him.

 

[Raxus]

Oh Sasuke...

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Ded

 

[cntr]

bonk

 

[Ray Down]

And now he's the dead.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

"Gotcha."

 

[PureYeti]

That head butt to the wall

 

[Regiruler]

wall 1 itachi 0

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Here we go boys, redemption time.

 

[Man God]

They've always justified it with their nonsense though.

Guess the full movie could also just reveal that it's a snail or something lol

Before the movie we have

Spoiler

Submarines, advanced medical equipment, cyborgs, lasers.

 

[Dr. Chaotix]

The way his head bounced against that fucking wall though...