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Soulflarz · Oct 12, 2014

lazybones18 said:
My eyes....can't take much more

I dazed off for 15m :/

Zonic · Oct 12, 2014

YOUR MOM DOESN'T WANT YOU TO PLAY....

....wait, wrong ad campaign.

thetechkid · Oct 12, 2014

Imperial Bishop said:
Hand slipped again.

Whats that from?

Shard · Oct 12, 2014

I am really glad I used my doze off time during Shippuden and One Piece.

Imperial Bishop · Oct 12, 2014

Rip Van Winkle trending on Twitter. Nice!

Htown · Oct 12, 2014

foxuzamaki said:
She did her job perfectly, mission accomplish, alucard is now stranded on a boat

BassForever said:
Yep, Alucard can do a lot of things, but he can't swim and he can't fly.

but who cares? there's no anti-air shit from Van Winkle or that ship anymore. Just send a regular-ass plane/chopper to pick him up. I mean they do have the entire resources of the British armed forces at their disposal, right?

How is that a problem?

BatDan · Oct 12, 2014

Zonic said:
YOUR MOM DOESN'T WANT YOU TO PLAY....

....wait, wrong ad campaign.

So tired of these types of campaigns.

How to sell The Evil Within: From the creator of Resident Evil.
Boom.

Zonic · Oct 12, 2014

thetechkid said:
Whats that from?

Plastic Nee-san. Each episode's only about 3 minutes, so the entire series is about 1/2 hour long.

foxuzamaki · Oct 12, 2014

Crocodile said:
Can't Alucard turn to mist? He said that himself at one point no? Hell can't he turn into bats? I don't buy for a second that a vampire of Alucard's ability can't fly.

Alucard is literally Bram Stoker's dracula, which is why he is so OP, he can turn into mist turn into a wolf(dog) wont die when staked etc.

btw im proud to be one of the few in this day and age to have read bram stoker's dracula.

BassForever · Oct 12, 2014

Htown said:
but who cares? there's no anti-air shit from Van Winkle or that ship anymore. Just send a regular-ass plane/chopper to pick him up. I mean they do have the entire resources of the British armed forces at their disposal, right?

How is that a problem?

A ship in the middle of the ocean takes time to get to and spoilers

it doesn't matter how invincible Alucard is if the vampire army is already in Britain wrecking shit

thetechkid · Oct 12, 2014

Zonic said:
Plastic Nee-san. Each episode's only about 3 minutes, so the entire series is about 1/2 hour long.

Any good?

B-Dubs · Oct 12, 2014

Htown said:
but who cares? there's no anti-air shit from Van Winkle or that ship anymore. Just send a regular-ass plane/chopper to pick him up. I mean they do have the entire resources of the British armed forces at their disposal, right?

How is that a problem?

Also can't he just drive the boat? Or hop on a life boat? I can't imagine he's really stuck there.

BatDan · Oct 12, 2014

Oh shit, here we go.

"I LOVE war"

daveo42 · Oct 12, 2014

I would have never guessed you loved war Major.

Amikami · Oct 12, 2014

We get it. You love War.

Shard · Oct 12, 2014

God damn, the Abirdged version of this speech was pretty close to the mark.

foxuzamaki · Oct 12, 2014

YES THE SPEECH.

this is considered one of the greatest speeches in anime and media in general.

BassForever · Oct 12, 2014

B-Dubs said:
Also can't he just drive the boat? Or hop on a life boat? I can't imagine he's really stuck there.

Nope

they intentionally sabotaged the engines so that it won't run

Schadenfreude · Oct 12, 2014

But has this fatty actually ever seen real combat? I dont think so.

ckohler · Oct 12, 2014

Guys... I think this guy likes war.

Soulflarz · Oct 12, 2014

Crazy Nazi is Crazy

BatDan · Oct 12, 2014

Amikami said:
We get it. You love War.

You have no idea.

Ultratech · Oct 12, 2014

So the Major gets a Violence Boner for War?

Zonic · Oct 12, 2014

thetechkid said:
Any good?

It's a stupid, but silly series. If you like comedy, it's worth watching, especially considering how short it is.

Oh man, it's going to be great seeing Alucard fighting this guy.

UltraGunner · Oct 12, 2014

Some people feel satisfied simply liking war

But I LOVE war

Mik317 · Oct 12, 2014

Hellsing: Motherfuckers be crazy

Shard · Oct 12, 2014

War, good god y'all ,what is it good for? EVERYTHING!

B-Dubs · Oct 12, 2014

Ultratech said:
So the Major gets a Violence Boner for War?

Pretty sure watching Alucard already got him hard...

Imperial Bishop · Oct 12, 2014

The Major is the only sane man in this show.

Soulflarz · Oct 12, 2014

Hes still going?

SparksterMeta0 · Oct 12, 2014

Good god. This guy.

Ultratech · Oct 12, 2014

B-Dubs said:
Pretty sure watching Alucard already got him hard...

Fair point.

foxuzamaki · Oct 12, 2014

B-Dubs said:
Also can't he just drive the boat? Or hop on a life boat? I can't imagine he's really stuck there.

Dude, he's stuck there in the middle of the ocean, on a fucked ship (he flew a jet into it with fire everywhere) and even then they destroyed the engines, he. is. stuck. there.

Takashi · Oct 12, 2014

What a fetish.

Crocodile · Oct 12, 2014

I have no idea why anybody follows this guy or gives a shit about him. I get that he's cray cray but.......meh.

Zonic · Oct 12, 2014

Oh god is the Black Lagoon ED starting to set in?

Edit: Okay, my captions said "merciless [bleep] war?" but he said bloody. Weird.

Unspeakable Evil · Oct 12, 2014

Shard said:
War, good god y'all ,what is it good for? EVERYTHING!

Say it again, y'all

Akainu · Oct 12, 2014

Imperial Bishop said:
Hand slipped again.

If it makes you feel better it had like one or two decent episodes before it descended into complete shit.

Schadenfreude · Oct 12, 2014

Someone didn't get a puppy as a kid.

B-Dubs · Oct 12, 2014

Soulflarz said:
Hes still going?

No-one monologues like a Nazi, I'd be surprised if he ever stopped.

Shard · Oct 12, 2014

I think he trying to figure out how to literally fuck the concept of war.

BatDan · Oct 12, 2014

"KRIEG! KRIEG! KRIEG!"

BassForever · Oct 12, 2014

Crocodile said:
I have no idea why anybody follows this guy or gives a shit about him. I get that he's cray cray but.......meh.

Did you ever learn WW2 history or Nazi history?

Soulflarz · Oct 12, 2014

Zonic said:
Oh god is the Black Lagoon ED starting to set in?

Thats what I started hearing and I got really cobfused >.<

UltraGunner · Oct 12, 2014

This show is pornography if you love violence.

Imperial Bishop · Oct 12, 2014

He loves war. But Mario loves Brawl...

Htown · Oct 12, 2014

B-Dubs said:
Also can't he just drive the boat? Or hop on a life boat? I can't imagine he's really stuck there.

Exactly

I mean, it usually takes more than one person to run a boat that size, but I don't know if you've noticed this about Alucard but HE HAS A SHITTON OF ARMS AND EYES

B-Dubs · Oct 12, 2014

Shard said:
I think he trying to figure out how to literally fuck the concept of war.

I'm surprised he hasn't tried shoving a loaded gun up his ass or something...

zedreamcast · Oct 12, 2014

Back, just finished episode 8 and 9 of Eva. wow this episode is going on really long

Shard · Oct 12, 2014

UltraGunner said:
This show is pornography if you love violence.

Literally, I think this speech may be the most festishized thing in this episode and that is covering some ground.

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