Previously:
episode 65
On
episode 66 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Ahsoka decides that she better run through the jungle away from the Argonian on her heels. We get some shots of both of them running until finally Ahsoka does the Cling to a Surface and Hope You Don’t Get Noticed thing seen above. The Argonian chief arrives in his flying Jeep still ranting about his son and picks up the other guy, but not before they do the Look Behind to Where the Character Was Previously Hiding But Isn’t Hiding There Anymore Because They Moved While They Were Off Camera thing. Night falls, and Ahsoka returns the Lost Persons of Nonspecific Gender (who I can just refer to as the Lost Boys now) to deliver the bad news. Though demoralized due to the death of the Lost Girl, they devise a new plan to attack the prisoner dropship.
During their very stealthy attack (Ahsoka lands right on the windshield), the kids are spotted and one Argonian goes up to top to fight them off. As usual, the Lost Boys engage him in hand-to-hand combat instead of using the Force to throw him off the ship or something. Ahsoka goes to fight the pilot, who pulls out a shotgun and misses most of his shots, hitting the controls to his ship. After a bunch of pointless dodging, Ahsoka finally hurls him through the windshield with the Force (ships designed to traverse space are apparently that fragile.) The controls of the ship malfunction and the ship spins out of control, which the Lost Boys use to their advantage and kick the Argonian off. As the ship falls apart, Ahsoka manages to hit the “prisoner release” button before everyone escapes. Through sheer dumb luck, a lone figure emerges from the wreckage: Chewbacca. A brief scene with the Argonians confirms that he was conveniently the only prisoner.
Chewbacca explains, with Ahsoka as his translator, that his home planet is not far away and that he could potentially build a transmitter from the ship’s wreckage to contact it. That night, the Lost Boys keep watch as Ahsoka and Chewbacca look around the ship. Soon, an Argonian sniper takes up a post with his crosshairs trained on the wreckage. Ahsoka decides to walk right out into the line of fire, but Chewbacca senses danger while the Lost Boys deflect the shot and attempt to take out the sniper with hand-to-hand combat because they still haven’t learned their lesson yet. When they’re about to be killed, Chewbacca runs up and beats the shit out of the Argonian, as he’s really the only one between the four of them who should even attempt to be using his fists. The Argonian is taken prisoner.
Chewbacca’s transmitter (which looks hilariously like it’s made out of Styrofoam and cardboard) doesn’t work terribly well, so the Lost Boys decide to go for Plan B and use the prisoner to take them to the Argonian base. After a Jedi Mind Trick, the prisoner calls for a Jeep to pick him up that the group easily hijacks and flies up to the base. A brief scene shows that Chewbacca’s transmitter has sent the message, and then we cut to a battle aboard the Argonian base in which the kids actually manage to use the Force to their advantage! But after their Jeep is shot down, the Argonians train their guns on them and prepare to fire. In what has to be the fastest interplanetary trip ever, more wookiees arrive just in time. They soon kill the remaining Argonians with the help of Ahsoka, Chewbacca, and the Lost Boys. During the battle, the chief retreats to the trophy room, with Ahsoka in pursuit. After several struggles where the chief attempts to stab Ahsoka with something, she manages to knock him flat and makes the bizarre choice to point at him and say, “YOU’RE BEATEN.” The two then for some reason debate over whether the death of the chief’s son is her fault before he goes for a gun and Ahsoka is forced (heh heh) to push him out the door and over the balcony to his death. The wookiees return Ahsoka and the Lost Boys to Coruscant, where Anakin is consumed with guilt. Ahsoka assures him that it is his training that allowed her to survive.
Here’s the rub: that’s not true at all. Through a poorly thought-out plan, Ahsoka led the Lost Boys to destroy the prisoner dropship that could have been their ticket home. Through the grace of the Star Wars deity of your choice, this did not kill the lone prisoner, Chewbacca, who is entirely responsible for their escape and rescue. If this episode was meant to demonstrate that Ahsoka can fend for herself, it failed on so many different levels. Beyond that, the fights still blatantly refuse to utilize the Force for the sake of tension and the villains still suck. This is a bit of a strange note to end the season on. Any number of the preceding arcs would have been more fitting. The Nightsisters arc would have been ideal, especially because it featured a Darth Maul tease. But the Citadel would have worked, too. Hell, even the Mortis arc would have worked because it at least tries to feel epic, even if it is completely stupid. This arc doesn’t really have the scale or the impact.
Grade:
C