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[Doctor Decimate]

yno.....Naruto's totally right in this instance lol

 

[789shadow]

They have computers too. I kind of don't understand the tech in Naruto.

WHEN THE HELL ARE WE

One of the only jokes from Naruto Abridged I remember.

 

[Schadenfreude]

The fuck was up with that random "huuuh" from Joekage??

 

[Order]

What ever happened to Iruka?

 

[Nudull]

I still never understood why Ninjas had radios. And why they kinda disappear after the opening arc.

It helps for devising stealthy tactics between squadmates!

...wait.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

It's not HD.

yeah but i've got an SDTV. it looks kinda blocky for some reason.

 

[BatDan]

Another realization.

Spoiler

Despite access to Sage Mode and the Nine-Tails mode, far more than most Ninja can accomplish, Naruto is still a Genin. Then again, after the timeskip all this school stuff is thrown away.

WHEN THE HELL ARE WE

One of the only jokes from Naruto Abridged I remember.

Sadly, I'm remembering more of those.

 

[B-Dubs]

Blah blah blah I'm Joekage I'm so awesome....

Even David Bowie isn't listening to his shit.

Another realization.

Spoiler

Despite access to Sage Mode and the Nine-Tails mode, far more than most Ninja can accomplish, Naruto is still a Genin. Then again, after the timeskip all this school stuff is thrown away.

It is pretty funny.

 

[Shard]

How are they not slamming Naruto's face into the wall over and over again?

 

[789shadow]

Another realization.

Spoiler

Despite access to Sage Mode and the Nine-Tails mode, far more than most Ninja can accomplish, Naruto is still a Genin. Then again, after the timeskip all this school stuff is thrown away.

They'll probably just be like "the fucking exam is a formality at this point."

 

[Doctor Decimate]

Joe Hokage's kinda ominous there. it's like he knows their shit is gonna be wrecked

 

[BlackGhost]

Blah blah blah I'm Joekage I'm so awesome....

Even David Bowie isn't listening to his shit.



It is pretty funny.

How are people getting these avatars?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Naruto had an Edward Elric moment.

Blah blah blah I'm Joekage I'm so awesome....

Even David Bowie isn't listening to his shit.

Bowie sensei sama sempai gives no fucks.

 

[B-Dubs]

They'll probably just be like "the fucking exam is a formality at this point."

Naruto would still fail.

Joe Hokage's kinda ominous there. it's like he knows their shit is gonna be wrecked

Joekage's got that crystal ball, he knows his shit. He stole that fucker from Baba.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

alcohol. look at all the uncut, guys!

 

[Nudull]

Joe Hokage's kinda ominous there. it's like he knows their shit is gonna be wrecked

Sending them off to die, the sneaky bastard.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Bridges>Videogames
Evilore should get rid of gaming side.

 

[Tamanon]

How are people getting these avatars?

A kind benefactor in MangaGAF.

 

[Raxus]

SO this is where the legend truly begins so I am told.

That or when you begin to get your hopes up before you wind up in filler hell.

 

[BatDan]

How are people getting these avatars?

They're getting them in the Manga thread in OT Community. The user is "Neoriceisgood"

 

[789shadow]

Naruto and his friends proceeded down the road........

*thwack*

A FUCKING NARRATOR.

 

[Schadenfreude]

alcohol. look at all the uncut, guys!

Dont forget butt poking and actual pooping.

 

[BatDan]

Bridges>Videogames
Evilore should get rid of gaming side.

All this is about a bridge, all these people keep making bridges. It's just a bridge, get over it.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Time for more explanations!

 

[Shard]

SO they live in Mexico then.

 

[Amikami]

Another realization.

Spoiler

Despite access to Sage Mode and the Nine-Tails mode, far more than most Ninja can accomplish, Naruto is still a Genin. Then again, after the timeskip all this school stuff is thrown away.

Sadly, I'm remembering more of those.

It's the same for Sasuke. This is the case

Spoiler

even before Sasuke leaves the village. During Orochimaru and the sand village attack on the leaf, one of the ninja told Sasuke he was chunin level. Naruto pretty much defeated garra as a bijuu but remains lowly genin. On the other, Shikamaru, who had forfeited, became chunin.

Don't get that shit even to this day.

 

[789shadow]

All this is about a bridge, all these people keep making bridges. It's just a bridge, get over it.

And then they go to cons to promote their bridge.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Ninjas don't notice guys in the trees? Tree no justu!

 

[Raxus]

Oh trollkage.

Gives Naruto a C ranked mission.

Spoiler

Mission winds up being A class. Everyone is trying to kill you Naruto.

 

[B-Dubs]

David Bowie with that geography lesson, what are the odds Naruto is even listening?

 

[Jintor]

Just went live.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

wait....."The Land of Waves" is the actual name of a country?

damn. we need to start a position to make the US officially "Land of the Free" or "Home of the Brave"

 

[BatDan]

World-building that goes absolutely fucking nowhere.

 

[789shadow]

Oh trollkage.

Gives Naruto a C ranked mission.

Spoiler

Mission winds up being A class. Everyone is trying to kill you Naruto.

Joekage didn't know shit. Joekage kinda sucks.

 

[mightynine]

I just realized Bowie's VA had the easiest job ever because he didn't have to worry about matching the lip sync.

 

[B-Dubs]

Nobody believes in Joekage...

 

[Doctor Decimate]

"his wiener moved when i turned into a naked woman. i don't respect him at all"

 

[Jintor]

bridge guy, total douche

 

[Baroni9]

This world building stuff is kinda interesting.

 

[Shard]

Yes, that was a fine lampshade you just hung there.

 

[789shadow]

That's the bridge guys.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Evilorekage runs Neogaf in the land of Internet

 

[Amikami]

Oooo. It's a puddle. Step on it!!

 

[B-Dubs]

That's one deep puddle. Also you suck Bowie.

 

[MetatronM]

And then Kakashi died. Again.

 

[Order]

totally dead

 

[Ultratech]

Woops, Kakashi got skewered.

"his wiener moved when i turned into a naked woman. i don't respect him at all"

Dammit, lol

I lost it there.

 

[TheChits]

Damn that was some Hellraiser shit. Just ripped him apart

 

[789shadow]

And then Naruto screamed, with a smoke break in the middle.

 

[Rewrite]

KAKASHI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO