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[thetechkid]

Everyone wants the Shinji.

 

[Azure J]

That totally fucking happened.

#dead

 

[BatDan]

DTL probably dreams of that scene.

 

[ckohler]

I guess whiny/emo = aphrodisiac

 

[Raxus]

...the fuck?

AND HE LEFT WITH HIM?

I need an adu...OH SHIT.

 

[Beelzeboss]

That's a really good question ponytail

 

[heliosRAzi]

Smooth operator.

"Gender has nothing to do with love... and neither does age. Wink wink."

"This buttlust transcends gender identities. Just let me in bro."

 

[BassForever]

So Shinji has at least 5 people who want his dick

Asuka
Rei
Misato
Mari
Kaji

 

[yami4ct]

Guys, guys, guys. Remember how well the watermelon scene worked in the original show? Well, here it is shoehorned in when you have little to no context to who Kaji is and why you should care. Enjoy!

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Andrex how happy are you to not be watching one piece right now?

 

[ramoisdead]

shinji so badass

liek hank benture

 

[Kaizer]

DTL probably dreams of that scene.

#DEAD

 

[foxuzamaki]

im fucking dying here

 

[Shard]

Shinji dropping the ball still less time then Sienna.

 

[Jintor]

Kaji was clearly kidding around

 

[thetechkid]

...the fuck?

AND HE LEFT WITH HIM?

I need an adu...OH SHIT.

In Eva the adults are less grounded than the kids.

 

[Man God]

truthfact: out of the main cast Shinji is the least fucked up.

 

[Tenumi]

Way to subtlety ask if Shinji is into BDSM, Kaji...

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Smooth words Shinji

 

[Future Foundation]

Oh my God, Mari is a freak. I bet she has a dildo shaped like an entry plug.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Rei even does the dishes in the dark.

Kaji hits on everything, he gives all the fucks.

Ftfy.

 

[Shizzlee]

That knife.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Weird/random Rei + knife scene...

 

[heliosRAzi]

In Eva the adults are less grounded than the kids.

That's actually saying something

 

[Doctor Decimate]

FORESHADOWING

 

[SousedLouse]

Adults suck, universally and consistently. This has been Life Lessons with Shinji.

 

[Regiruler]

Ugh, I forgot tonight was movie night.

...and I haven't watched Eva 1.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Is Rei secretly Dorothy?

 

[Jintor]

She said words

Is Rei secretly Dorothy?

Dorothy is way more human

Everyone cookin' for Shinji lol

 

[bigkrev]

DTL probably dreams of that scene.

Pretty sure he ships Shinji/Karou, and considers it canonical

 

[Ultratech]

So...is Rei a cutter?

 

[BassForever]

Who are you and what have you done with Rei?

 

[Azure J]

Toonami-GAF is already making it hard for me to keep quiet at 1AM. These posts are on fire. :lol

 

[B-Dubs]

Why is she acting different?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Asuka needs to step her game up.

 

[Jafku]

Asuka stays being jelly.

 

[Shizzlee]

Does everyone want the D?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Asuka doing the cooking? What world is this?

 

[Amikami]

This is really just a herem isn't it. A herem with amazing visuals and great giant robot fights.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Oh my God, Mari is a freak. I bet she has a dildo shaped like an entry plug.

ive read this doujin

 

[789shadow]

IMPRESSIVE PLOT SHOT

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Why is she acting different?

"Daddy" promised to be there for dinner.

 

[Beelzeboss]

bout time all these women learned to cook

Am I right?

 

[thetechkid]

Pretty sure he ships Shinji/Karou, and considers it canonical

Watch the rest and say that again.

 

[Raxus]

Cooking plot.

 

[BatDan]

"My friend Ikari!" That's Shinji you moron.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Sidebewb

 

[Doctor Decimate]

what fucking cologne did Shinji put on this week

 

[OldAsUrSock]

Time to level up Asuka

 

[yami4ct]

Why is she acting different?

Rei is starting to warm up to Shinji and start acting like a real human. Little of this development happens directly in the film and most of it is implied.

Spoiler

Pays off well, though.