Some background history for you all:
"[...] After this it was customary to serve in the army for a year; one might then join the staff of a governor. Caesar served in the east from 80 to 78. When he was sent to Nicomedes, the king of the Bithynians, to take over a naval squadron, he is said to have shared the king's bed. Throughout his life this episode furnished his opponents and his soldiers with matter for ribald jokes. For pederasty enjoyed no esteem in Rome. It was widespread (though not to the same extent as among the Greeks), but even more widespread were the reproaches - or at least innuendoes - that it attracted. During Caesar's triumph after the Gallic War, the public sang:
Caesar screwed the whole of Gaul, Nicomedes Caesar.
See now, Caesar rides in triumph, after screwing Gaul.
Nicomedes does not triumph, though he screwed our Caesar."
I lol'ed so hard.