Trump tells Theresa May he won't visit UK until she fixes his image problem there

That image problem is never getting fixed, Trump can fuck off. We'll be on his ass with protests the moment he even tries coming here. May can fuck off too if she thinks this is worth fixing, she has her own bullshit to deal with.
 
Mrs May replied: "Well, you know what the British press are like."

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Whiny little bitch. Snowflake. Petulant man-child. What a disgrace of a man. He acts as if his very presence is something for which a foreign government should willingly trade free speech and a free press. Can David Blaine or another illusionist just make this clown disappear already?
 
See guys, protests work! This is great news.

It's not such good news to have the ultimate coward in the position of president though.
 
It's funny that the Americans were sold something exactly like what they are getting.

Yeah, sorry, but not giving Britons the benefit of the doubt here. People there were motivated by racism and fear of "the other", just like most Americans the last election. Immigrant invasion from Africa and the Middle East, European nationals and poor people taking everything from the NHS and leaving white people with nothing, aforementioned people taking all the jobs, etc. There was a heavy trend towards nationalism. Same garbage, different country.
 
How about he stops being an utter cunt? Then we'll have him for sure.

Yet again, he expects others to do the work for him, what an embarrassment to the US.
 
Dude. You're running on platforms of isolationism and nationalism, the USA's allies have no reason to praise you.
 
This little stunt if true will do exactly the opposite. To be fair Brits are not really prone to protesting. However if Mr Trump (he really isn't presidential enough to be called president) has asked the PMk for these things.

I imagine even Mary Poppins would be getting out to throw a rotten cabbage or two in his general direction if he dared to show up.

You have to earn your affection in this country, and even if your popular person number one, the Brits are quite vicious when said persons popularity has dropped for what ever reason. Mostly because you turn out to be a fraud or a cheater.

Mr Trump ain't ever coming here again I think.
 
She's not the one to blame for your actions, Donald. That and she has her own problems to deal with at the moment.
 
This motherfucking idiot. The world does not adapt to fit you, you orange fuck, you have to adapt to the world. And you're failing at it.
 
Very weak of May to blame the press. Instead she could have suggested he'd implement some policies good for his own people or the world.
 
The thread title alone.

Everything about Trump deals in absurdity, but this title made me laugh out loud.

Pure and utter trash. You can't fix that.
 
So basically the president of the USA won't be visiting the UK anytime soon.

When was Obama's first visit to the UK after becoming president?
 
Can't we all just pretend to like him to lure him over here, and then take part in the largest simultaneous mooning aimed at a head of state?

We can get the Guinness World Record chaps in on it to ensure pictures remain in print on an annual basis.
 
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