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[sn00zer]

BREAKING NEWS: Highly contagious virus causes permanent brain damage.

The first stage of infection is typified by rapid deterioration of bsiac rdaineg slklis.

There is a horrifying Stephen King short story based on this and told from a first person perspective

 

[retroman]

There is a horrifying Stephen King short story based on this and told from a first person perspective

Sounds interesting! What's it called?

 

[BlackNMild2k1]

Thomas wasn't afraid of the neighbors dog. He should have been.

The neighbour's dog wasn't afraid of Thomas, following the boy happily into the forest. Thomas emerged from the trees a few hours later, alone.

The forest watched eagerly as the young boy and the small dog entered. Needles and leaves fell in uncontrolled anticipation.

The sounds of the winds rustling through the leaves grew to a deafening pitch as the boy and the dog entered the forest. Muted screams and muffled barks were the last anyone had heard from them...

 

[sn00zer]

Sounds interesting! What's it called?

FOUND IT
Its called "The End of the Whole Mess"

 

[retroman]

FOUND IT
Its called "The End of the Whole Mess"

Thanks!

 

[Tyydal]

best one I've ever heard was written by Frederic Brown.

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door"

 

[Belle Amour]

Hey, you know how you let me borrow your new car this afternoon? I crashed it.

 

[Bluecondor]

You and your best friend, Eve, are on vacation together and stumble back to the hotel after a great time doing some shots. As always, Eve looked out for you by taking the room upstairs since you are afraid of heights, which makes you feel even worse an hour later when you look outside your window and see Eve's lifeless body that had crashed to the pavement from three stories above.

 

[Lufiaddict]

Professor Campbell told me I wouldn't get a free pass for my misuse of "literally". Little did I know it would cost me an arm and a leg.


As he put the mask on my face, he wispered in my hear: "I'm not a real doctor, you know."


There was a rotten apple in the basket; it looked like a grimacing demon head. "Pareidolia", it squeaked.

 

[TCRS]

With headphones on at 11 PM, my sister awoke in my peripheral vision. Lifting one earcup, the sounds of adult entertainment remained.

 

[zeemumu]

President Obama knew the laughing man in the photo all too well, as the beard was a trademark of his. Below the photo read two simple words, "You missed."

 

[legbone]

During college I couldn't figure out what I wanted to do with my life. I ended up getting a degree in Sociology.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Ahead of him lay a vast, inhospitable desert. Behind him... his mother-in-law.

 

[Gnub]

Awaking from his slumber Matt took a bite from the fork held in front of him. As the metallic juice dripped from his chin he realizes the tub is full of ice.

 

[Messypandas]

Finally at the gym and ready he removes his mp3 player.

No headphones.

 

[ratcliffja]

President Obama knew the laughing man in the photo all too well, as the beard was a trademark of his. Below the photo read two simple words, "You missed."

Then who was body?

 

[mjc]

Finally at the gym and ready he removes his mp3 player.

No headphones.

I experienced this a couple weeks ago. True horror.

 

[Gnub]

He entered thread titled "thinking of trying DDP Yoga". He realized the tread title is actually "thinking of trying to DP Yoda".

 

[godofcookery]

best one I've ever heard was written by Frederic Brown.

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door"

it was... a woman!

 

[Deleted member 57681]

it was... a woman!

Three sentence sex stories.

Spoiler

This isn't one of them.

 

[Princess Viola]

As I slowly backed away from the man standing with a knife outside my porch, I realized something. There were no footprints in the snow.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Bloody and battered, after what seemed like hours, I escaped death by the strength of my fist and killed what was called the "Unkillable." At that moment, out of the corner of my eye, two shadows twice as big, were approaching faster.

 

[jaxword]

I know your real name behind your gaf name.

 

[Ashes]

I know your real name behind your gaf name.

Ashes De Villiers? Cool.

Spoiler

<3 jax

edit: May as well use this space, eh?

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It's hard to explain my sorrow in such few words. Just come back when the full moon rises and the truth by it self will materialise.

 

[Boss Riovane]

I lay on the ground as the car comes to a screeching halt, with bright red crimson lights just a few feet away. The crimson lights dissipate and are replaced by the brightest white I will ever see.

 

[Isobelise]

After his grave error today, his wife simply whispered in his ear:

"Goodnight my dear, I hope you sleep well tonight"

 

[Tansut]

With a warm smile the anesthesiologist said, "Just count down from ten and we'll see you on the other side, Mr. Andrews."

It didn't click until around seven for Mr. Jones.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Bumping because it's getting to be that time of year. My wife heard about these on the radio and I whipped out my bookmark for this page and we were both reading some to each other. Now in bed, I'm scaring her with my own so I figured I would share and also so I'd have more to read from you all tomorrow =).

They felt the tugging on their sheets as their little one climbed into bed during the middle of the night. Only then did they hear the thumping of their son getting out of bed and heading towards their room.

"Never sleep with your limbs hanging off the bed, that's how you get nerve damage" he insisted.
"Is that what that tickling sensation is?" she asked.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

She was so beautiful in the moonlight. She didn't stay that way for long.

 

[More_Badass]

Not mine, but I always found it unsettling:

In the backyard, after the family moved away: blue chipped bowl, worn-out dog collar, torn little boy shorts, Dinosaur T-shirt, rope, rusty can, child's mask lined with sand, the faint outline of a grave, dog leash lying like half a set of parentheses.

Then you remember: the family had no pets

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Kim Jong Un stood in the door to my hotel room. He was buck-ass naked.

I doubt I'll ever top this

 

[FreeMufasa]

He slipped into the ocean at night with no one around. And sank into the dark waters.

 

[Mully]

He had akways had a difficult time sleeping since coming home from the war. The next morning he woke to the sight of blood on his hands, six shell casings, and the feeling of deep loneliness as he called out to his wife.

 

[pupcoffee]

The hitchhiker climbed into the quiet stranger's car.
Later, a sign flew past, which said, "Warning: unfinished bridge ahead."

 

[Bread]

The bag felt eerily light, there seemed to be something missing. She forgot the chicken nuggets.

 

[Escape Goat]

I wished for a turkey sandwich. The turkey was a little dry.

 

[pupcoffee]

The phone rang, except the number belonged to him. So he let it ring, and then the caller left a message.

 

[Bread]

As he walked towards the door he noticed a faint sound coming from the other side, like there was someone else here with him. Occupied.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Tomorrow is the start of my new life. The alarm clock didn't go off.

 

[pupcoffee]

He realized, after the cross-checking, that the FOX weatherman was living three years in the future. He'd booked an interview with this same man tomorrow.

 

[Alienous]

I ascended the stairs. It was only then that I realized this porta-potty was unlike the others.

 

[Trident]

Do she got a booty? She don't.

 

[InsanerBrainer]

Don't move. There's a spider on you.

 

[spawnsniper]

Looking to the sky, the man saw every star go black.

 

[pupcoffee]

After releasing his own death had been a drugged-up hoax; the devil shot him.

 

[TheSaddestSort]

Seeing that the danger was past, he breathed a sigh of relief. He never took another.

 

[Bread]

"Turn down for what?", the old man asked his wife. His body never turned up.

 

[WinFonda]

Penile. Transmogrification.

 

[Jintor]

He died alone. They only found him because the neighbours complained about the smell.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

I spent the afternoon sunbathing at the beach. I awoke with a barnacle attached to my penis.