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[SolVanderlyn]

Enjoying his run in the natural wilderness, far from civilization, the unthinkable happened. The Taco Bell from that morning had come to take its revenge.

 

[Laughing Banana]

"This is good meat," I say, as I looked around for my pretty wife who has yet to appear at the dinner table.

"Of course," the waiter smiled, "It's made from a beautiful ingredient after all."

 

[ItIsOkBro]

he reached for his face. it wasn't there.

 

[Currygan]

Day 543. Still no Internet.

this is REALLY terrifying

 

[Ensirius]

he reached for his face. it wasn't there.

I... Ok.

 

[Porcile]

he reached for his face. it wasn't there.

I'm going to continue this theme.

"I gazed into the mirror revealing unmistakable beauty and yet, my reflection was not there. It was actually a window!"

 

[yogloo]

Hey. We need to talk.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

During giving the presentation I managed to squeeze out a silent fart, but the brown mark developing down my trouser leg spoke volumes.

 

[CadetMahoney]

NPD results. Xbox one leader for the 12th months in a row. . .

 

[maniac-kun]

A flashing light on his controle panel was what was drawing Arthur from his thoughts and he realized he had to check airlock 28b. He tried to fix the stuck airlock when sudenly something was dripping on his uniform - it was blood.

 

[LocknessMobster]

Ebola. Its in your neighborhood.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

He realised as the door locked shut he had made a mistake. It was a furry convention, and it was yiffing time.

 

[show me your skeleton]

ahh, a lovely sit down after a long hard day. wait... left my iphone 6+ in my back pocket!

 

[Hasney]

The Miz is WWE champion. he is going to headline Wrestlemania.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

"What if the Earth were upside down; north is south, south is north, east is west, west is east etc?" the teacher asked hypothetically to his students. First the pencils on their desks hit the ceiling, then the books, the desks, their surprised bodies; all hitting the ceiling with a violent thud.

 

[A Huge Battleship]

“Please, let it end, just let me di-“ The bloody pulp began to reform into the body of a grizzled soldier, and his pleas were silenced by the 'CLINK' of another coin being pushed into the machine’s slot.

 

[Zoon]

Media Create sales results. Xbox one leader for the 12th months in a row. . .

Fixed.

 

[Corronchilejano]

I kept gazing into the abyss, wondering if I'd die before my body finally hit the bottom.

 

[Fj0823]

The developer stood there staring at NeoGAF with a cruel a smile

"Our game is targeting 30 fps"

 

[Irishmantis]

A Depressed Boy anxiously gives his Mother a Suicide letter.

and asks "Why?"..... not long before the ceremony.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

My drain pipe is clogged. Better snake it out to abort the being created by my blood, hair, phlegm, saliva, sweat, oils, skin, teeth and other bodily secretions that have made their way down the drain; it's hard enough raising one.

 

[Branduil]

I shook his hand, then I remembered what I hadn't heard: the sound of running water. The bathroom door closed behind him.

 

[PKrockin]

I shook his hand, then I remembered what I hadn't heard: the sound of running water. The bathroom door closed behind him.

Topical. I like it.

 

[Jigorath]

Day 543. Still no Internet.

That's not scary. Most people would have already committed suicide 542 days ago.

 

[User 73706]

Even in this amnesiac state, as a construct of the preceding age my omniscience is a certainty, if awaiting trigger and subsequent, instantaneous comprehension - "assumption," "inclination," even "perspective" are not fears so much as clinical mythos, hyperbole.

Last night's dream was palpable as any, and yet I felt an emotion equal parts sobering and caustic: uncertainty.

 

[Lufiaddict]

July 1 at last! I gleefully tear June 30 off the calendar... June 31... 32... 33, 34, 35...

 

[ratcliffja]

“Please, let it end, just let me di-“ The bloody pulp began to reform into the body of a grizzled soldier, and his pleas were silenced by the 'CLINK' of another coin being pushed into the machine’s slot.

I like this one a lot. The idea of arcade game characters being tortured by constantly dying is pretty interesting.

 

[BPoole]

Poured a bowl of cereal. No milk

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

The essay was due yesterday. You only remembered that today.

 

[lordfuzzybutt]

1. I gave out a relief sigh when closing the assignment word file. Wished I had remembered submitting it too.

2. I love it that the room smell like you. Guess I should start burying you now.

 

[the_firewithin]

probably already written but:


Honey.

Im pregnant.

 

[zruben]

Hey. We need to talk.

shivers down my spine

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

When you're laying in bed at night with your phone, you can't see anything beyond the glow of the screen. But I can see you.

 

[komarkaze]

The backpacker managed to find his trusty machete and cut the head off the poisonous snake that was attacking him. He was almost done catching his breath when he felt a bite on his leg from the angry severed head that he just created.

 

[Escape Goat]

I hear a child weeping.

I have no children.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The boy's father only ever had one thing to say to him. All that you will ever love will be carried away.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Reaches for the bottle of water and takes a sip.

It's sparkling water.

 

[Cuphead]

Reaches for vodka and takes a sip.

It's water.

 

[Alienous]

Reaches for the bottle of sparkling water, and takes a sip.

It's sparkling water.

 

[BGBW]

Reaches for the glass of milk, and takes a sip.

It's semi skimmed.


Reaches for a slice of pizza, and takes a bite.

It's hawaiian.

 

[jakefromstatefarm]

Enters a year old thread that was recently bumped.

It's disappointing.

 

[Nappuccino]

Enters a year old thread that was recently bumped.

It's disappointing.

Sees an interesting thread.

It's a year-old bump.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

"My partner and I have discovered scientific proof of the existence of ghosts and unfortunately, he killed me so he can take all of the credit". During the presentation, the surviving parapsychologist could only stare in shock as his body was splayed in front of his peers, reuniting with his former partner once more.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Enters a year old thread that was recently bumped.

It's disappointing.

Tries to bring back the thread for the season. Jake from state farm sounds hideous.

 

[obin_gam]

I'm going to continue this theme.

"I gazed into the mirror revealing unmistakable beauty and yet, my reflection was not there. It was actually a window!"

Sort of like a reverse HP Lovecraft - The Outsider

 

[Eklipsis]

1. As the tears rolled down his face, he pulled the trigger. What seemed like only moments later, he woke up trapped in his body, unable to move.
2. As his flight landed at the Dallas airport he thought to himself. I might actually survive this.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Your buddy tried pulling the "don't fall" stunt on you while looking out over the cliff. Tried.

 

[ppor]

The view out of his window seat was eerily beautiful. Above, the Earth stretching out to the limitless horizon, below, an endless landscape of stars twinking in the night sky.

 

[ppor]

Horrified, she raced downstairs.

A moment later, she raced back upstairs.

 

[Richie]

“Please, let it end, just let me di-“ The bloody pulp began to reform into the body of a grizzled soldier, and his pleas were silenced by the 'CLINK' of another coin being pushed into the machine’s slot.

My favorite of the page; real creative premise.