Yeah, that's right. Toki fucking Tori.
Why, you ask ?
Well let me tell you.
So in Toki Tori you play a bird. That yellow bird in the picture above. I don't know if he is called Toki or if he is called Tori. Fuck it, we'll just call him Toki Tori.
Now you controll this bird and your objective in each level is to rescue bird Eggs. These eggs might be lost in a lush forest, trapped underwater inside seashells....hell, they can even be
caged in a fucking haunted castle like you can see here:
Can you imagine coming out into this world inside a cage? Well I can't because it's just too goddamn horrible. If that doesn't make you feel sorry for these unborn birds, I don't know what will.
Anyway...this game isn't easy. This isn't like the puzzles in Portal....this game is fucking hard. It can get very very tricky. I know very few people that finished all the levels in this game...it requires a lot of patience and focus.
However, I made a vow that I would finish the damn game and I did. I saw it through to the end.
To do that...I put my time, sweat and tears into saving those eggs. I put my heart into this game. I listened to meditation music while playing so that I could focus more on solving the puzzles.
And I was happy I did...I solved the puzzles...made it through the challenges and helped Toki Tori save the eggs, which for all I know are part of his yet unborn family. For all I know some of these eggs were laid down by some female bird with whom Toki Tori had coitus with. For all I know...these eggs might carry Toki Tori's sons and daughters.
So I was proud. I solved the last puzzle, which took me quite a fucking while. And there was a cutscene coming...I just knew it. I could feel it. A game this hard without an ending cutscene would be a disgrace. A game in which I put in 30 hours needed to have one final screen to congratulate me or to show me a conclusion to all my hard work.
And indeed...there was a final cutscene. Nothing could have prepared me for it. Here's a screenshot:
I wanted to fucking cry.
This was a big, big fuck you to the face. All this time I thought I was helping out these birds by rescuing them. But no...I was nothing but a puppet in Toki Tori's plan to fulfill his ungodly urge to consume his own kind.
Toki Tori is a cannibal.
That's the ending. Toki Tori takes all those eggs you helped him "rescue", and makes a fucking omelette or some shit.
Toki fucking Tori is an ungodly cannibal.
So no, this is not the best ending to a game. Hell, it's the most awful one. But it left the biggest impression inside my now, forever scarred, soul.... so I thought it should be shared in this thread.