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[Koomaster]

My wiimote has a lot of experience down my pants; so finally there is a game to justify all that practice.

 

[subversus]

also does Wiimote have vibration? Could come in handy.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

They were kissing the wiimote, the fuck is wrong with them?

that's why you use the wiimote condom

 

[Nuclear Muffin]

For players aged 12 and over!

 

[apana]

So this is what the Ubisoft Vitality Sensor was all about.

 

[830920]

Day 1.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Best game on the Wii, no contest

 

[badcrumble]

should have titled it a pun based on 'foreplay'

 

[Rflagg]

Women are hot, smh at game and the ad

 

[SaintZ]

WTH Ubisoft, ugh.

The best thing about this "idea" are those trailers with the hot guys in it. But seriously... what?

 

[Finalow]

 

[Jocchan]

Women are hot, smh at game and the ad

Wait, there's a game in the ad?

 

[Lijik]

SMH Ubisoft...




Imagine if you unveiled this at E3. Cmon!

 

[2San]

I felt so awkward watching that. :S

 

[Father_Brain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2W3zNwpz1I

 

[MiniBossBattle]

Is this real life? Someone hold me.

 

[Archaix]

You know that sound you make when your brain tries to make sound but it forget what sound is supposed to sound like? I'm stuck making that noise. Every sound of confusion I know is trying to escape my skull at the same time. You win, Ubisoft. You're fucking weird and French. We get it.

 

[Wario64]

Quick google search reveals that this game is coming to PS3 as well. Spank your partner for a Platinum trophy.

 

[DECK'ARD]

 

[Salsa]

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hahahahhahah yessssss
wiimote ass to ass is that this ad needs

 

[antonz]

 

[LiK]

For players aged 12 and over!

Gonna donate this game to the Boys & Girls Club.

 

[Taker666]

I assumed it was a spin off from "We Sing"..."We Swing".

 

[Cow Mengde]

 

[Wario64]

Platinum PS3 Trophies

Who Dares Wins
Win all trophies in We Dare.

Gold PS3 Trophies

Ace Pilot
Earn all points in Never Let Me Down.

All Night Long
Complete all challenges in Party Fever.

Bumping Instinct
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Bombshell.

Dance Dirty
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Like in a Movie.

Director's Cut
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Silver Screen.

Ibizan Heat
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Beach Life.

Princess of Monaco
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Anything You Like.

Too Sexy for Your Party
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer You're Too Sexy.

Silver PS3 Trophies

Dance Horror
Beat everyone in a multiplayer Horror Musical.

Let's Do the Can-can
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer French Cabaret.

Never See Me Through
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Turning Back Time.

No! Rescue ME!
Be the first to fall off the building in a multiplayer Rescue Me!

Sexologist
Answer all quiz questions correctly once in Battle of the Sexes.

Wet All Around!
Get blown away within 8 seconds in Love Storm.

You Think You Can
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Freedom.

Bronze PS3 Trophies

A Blind Date
Earn less than 100 points in Blind as a Bat.

Down to Earth
Catch nothing in Catch a Falling Star.

L.O.V.E.
Put O in position within 5 seconds in Wonder Wheel.

Leave Me Alone
Get blown up in a multiplayer Quick Escape!.

Outdated
Earn 0 points in Stay Tuned.

Red as an Apple
Fail The Big Apple.

When a Cowboy Falls
Fall off the bull faster than anyone anyone else in a multiplayer Rodeo.



Looks like an easy Platinum.

 

[Sadist]

I've never felt so awkward while watching a trailer.

I hate you Ubisoft.

 

[The Technomancer]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasp*

Ahahahahhhhhaaaaaahaha

*deep breaths* Okay, I'm alrig....ahahahahahahahaha


Oh Ubisoft.

 

[Jocchan]

I wonder how many "accidents" will occur after playing this.

 

[StevePharma]

that's why you use the wiimote condom

Real girls only want MotionPlus size boys.....

 

[subversus]

People at Bioware get it!

manveerheir Manveer Heir
It's going to be a great time in that game when you get everyone drunk & replace the Wiimote secretly with your penis #thisishoworgiesstart

 

[zomgbbqftw]

All part of Ubisofts long term plan to sell

 

[StevePharma]

Quick google search reveals that this game is coming to PS3 as well. Spank your partner for a Platinum trophy.

Fucking Day 1 !!!!!

 

[Grecco]

Amazing. Almost like a troll.

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

Not recommended for people who are

 

[Tunavi]

WiiSex*

*ages 12 and up

Anyone else a little weirded out by the rating?

 

[Zenith]

So they made a collection of sex minigames? I kept thinking throughout the trailer it'd end being a collegehumour parody.

Also are people really so free and fanciful that they're ok with their bro and his g/f completely naked next to you fucking each other whilst you do your girlfriend?

 

[RobertM]

Platinum PS3 Trophies

Who Dares Wins
Win all trophies in We Dare.

Gold PS3 Trophies

Ace Pilot
Earn all points in Never Let Me Down.

All Night Long
Complete all challenges in Party Fever.

Bumping Instinct
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Bombshell.

Dance Dirty
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Like in a Movie.

Director's Cut
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Silver Screen.

Ibizan Heat
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Beach Life.

Princess of Monaco
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Anything You Like.

Too Sexy for Your Party
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer You're Too Sexy.

Silver PS3 Trophies

Dance Horror
Beat everyone in a multiplayer Horror Musical.

Let's Do the Can-can
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer French Cabaret.

Never See Me Through
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Turning Back Time.

No! Rescue ME!
Be the first to fall off the building in a multiplayer Rescue Me!

Sexologist
Answer all quiz questions correctly once in Battle of the Sexes.

Wet All Around!
Get blown away within 8 seconds in Love Storm.

You Think You Can
Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Freedom.

Bronze PS3 Trophies

A Blind Date
Earn less than 100 points in Blind as a Bat.

Down to Earth
Catch nothing in Catch a Falling Star.

L.O.V.E.
Put O in position within 5 seconds in Wonder Wheel.

Leave Me Alone
Get blown up in a multiplayer Quick Escape!.

Outdated
Earn 0 points in Stay Tuned.

Red as an Apple
Fail The Big Apple.

When a Cowboy Falls
Fall off the bull faster than anyone anyone else in a multiplayer Rodeo.



Looks like an easy Platinum.

More like foreveralone achievement.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Thanks. I've saved this photo in my special fapping folder.

 

[subversus]

Also are people really so free and fanciful that they're ok with their bro and his g/f completely naked next to you fucking each other whilst you do your girlfriend?

it depends on the amount of alcohol in their blood.

 

[GitarooMan]

Wet All Around!
Get blown away within 8 seconds in Love Storm.

L O L

 

[The Technomancer]

I'm still fucking laughing. This is the most incredible thing Ubi has done in ages.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I can't wait for the Daily Mail to get wind of this.

 

[Archaix]

So they made a collection of sex minigames? I kept thinking throughout the trailer it'd end being a collegehumour parody.

Also are people really so free and fanciful that they're ok with their bro and his g/f completely naked next to you fucking each other whilst you do your girlfriend?

In all seriousness: It's rated 12+ for good reason. I honestly see this as more of a jr high target audience than I do for adult use. It's like spin the bottle: wii edition.

 

[subversus]

also the game could give a sales push to these:

 

[tmacairjordan87]

Finally, a casual game that I can get behind!

Spoiler

sorry

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Why not just fuck?

 

[FoneBone]

WiiSex*

*ages 12 and up

Anyone else a little weirded out by the rating?

The ads look much racier than the actual game.

 

[Kade]

I can't wait to play this with my family on Christmas morning.

 

[Rflagg]

Wait, there's a game in the ad?

Good point I need to re-watch to confirm my theory.

People at Bioware get it!

Congrats Bioware I think you just sold me a Wii and this game.

 

[Sadist]

Boourns